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Want to seduce a girl with words?
Here are the 20 dirty questions to ask a girl over text and you can make her do all the sexy Gestures.

1. Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home.

You obviously can’t flirt or talk 5e3x if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative.


2. What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention.


3. Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else.


4. What do you wear when you go to bed?
What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal, and yet not too 5ex3 ual.

Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself.
If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what’s she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start.


5. What do you think you look sexiest in? Get her to talk sexual by talking about her 5 exy clothing. It’s flattering and definitely sexual.


6. Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? This question gets both of you in the mood. And yet, by directing it at a third person, you can avoid any uncomfortable situation at the start.


7. Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?
Girls have a thing about sexual groping. Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget.
You can answer something like “I wish I could have been that guy!” after she tells you about an incident she likes.


8. Have you ever made out with a guy just because you were Hot at that time? Find out if she’s a girl who can be coaxed into having 5ex with a guy in the heat of the moment.


9. If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first?
Time to get naughty.
Really, how many things can a girl take a look at below a guy’s shoulders?
Let her answer the question so you always make it seem like she’s the one talking dirty and not you.


10. Do you like boxers or briefs? This is a clichéd question and even if a girl doesn’t care about it, she’d most probably say that she likes a boxer. Answer this question by telling her what you’re wearing. The whole focus here is to get her to think of your package without really making it obvious.

11. What’s your secret move to turn a guy on? By asking her to visualize making out with a guy and describe it to you, you’re making her fantasize about sex. And at the same time, she may go into details just to prove how good she is s*xually.

12. If there’s one place a guy should touch you to make you hor8ny, which is that? This goes straight to s ex and arousal. And if she does answer this truthfully, in all probability, she’s already aroused.

13. Does a massage make you wet? A full body massage makes almost all girls w*et. You can always tell her something like “Just so you know, I came first in my masseuse class and I would love to give you a massage. And don’t worry, now that I know you get Hot while getting a massage, I’ll linger in all the right places.”

14. If I kissed your lips accidentally while kissing goodbye, would you mind it? Make her imagine your kiss. It’s a perfect question to get her to pucker up.

15 Do you like giving an oral or getting one? No matter what she answers, you can always answer with the opposite of what she says. If she likes giving an oral, say you like getting it. If she likes getting it, tell her you love giving it!

16. How do you think my body would look better, shaved or natural? Isn’t it a nice thought to know that the girl you like is picturing you naked the minute you ask her this question?

17. What should a guy do to make you wet? Get straight to the sweet spot. And when she does answer this question, talk about question #12 again and get descriptive about her pleasure spots.

18. If I were whispering all these questions in your ear, would you be turned on? If you’ve got the conversation going this far, she’s obviously wet already. But it always sounds a lot better hearing it from the girl you’re texting.

19. If a guy wants to come over to your place and make out with you right now, would you like that? Don’t talk about yourself just yet, unless you already know she wants you to come over. If she answers “yes”, go full speed ahead to her place. Otherwise, play the 5eduction game for a few more minutes before telling her you want to come to her place right that instant.

20. If you didn’t have a boyfriend, do you think we would have made out with each other? If I were with you right now, do you think we would have kissed each other?
This question can actually get you into her bed, but you need to wait for the last question to get an invitation from her.

Now, where are the insults
Lemme see you comment rubbish and I rubbish you.....

This one is ready 4 fight oo. We go fight rubbish comments 2geda, don't worry.
You are right, I always imagine a kiss. OMG! I love kissing

HateU2:
This one is ready 4 fight oo. We go fight rubbish comments 2geda, don't worry.
You are right, I always imagine a kiss. OMG! I love kissing

Lolz......
Let's do a kiss competition na!!

Op is d definition of sthupidity along syd those dah roll with him on dis thread

OlayinkaFawaz:
Lolz......
Let's do a kiss competition na!!

Oy
Erm erm, how we go start

CUM4WHAT:
Op is d definition of sthupidity along syd those dah roll with him on dis thread

Who d fu3k is dis drunk father xmas

CUM4WHAT:
Op is d definition of sthupidity along syd those dah roll with him on dis thread

Thank God you did that(roll with it already), stupid people knows themselves.....

HateU2:
Oy
Erm erm, how we go start

Let's start by getting each other better!!!
Lol.....

HateU2:
Who d fu3k is dis drunk father xmas

Help me ask am o!!!!!

OlayinkaFawaz:
Let's start by getting each other better!!!
Lol.....

I will kiss u till u 4get ur name.
U don't wanna 4get it right

HateU2:
I will kiss u till u 4get ur name.
U don't wanna 4get it right

If I forget my name, that means you won't know who you are again... Trust me!!!
I kill silently with kiss, but if it leads elsewhere I'll murder.......

OlayinkaFawaz:
If I forget my name, that means you won't know who you are again... Trust me!!!
I kill silently with kiss, but if it leads elsewhere I'll murder.......

Ewooo

Murder with what

COPY and PASTE!!!



How about you add some Naija flavor to really bring it home?

HateU2:
Ewooo

Murder with what

Till then!!!! Where you'll see it fat, big and long...
I mean my CocaCola....

OlayinkaFawaz:
Till then!!!! Where you'll see it fat, big and long...
I mean my CocaCola....

I prefer 'Teem'
I am watching my sugar level. Fat? Big? Nd What
Keep it

HateU2:
I prefer 'Teem'
I am watching my sugar level. Fat? Big? Nd What
Keep it

But this kind coke we're talking bouh contain low sugar!!!
All you need to do is to taste it and see if you don't ask for more.....

Jamesdman:
COPY and PASTE!!!



How about you add some Naija flavor to really bring it home?

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Shhhhh!!!!!!

OlayinkaFawaz:
But this kind coke we're talking bouh contain low sugar!!!
All you need to do is to taste it and see if you don't ask for more.....

HateU2:
I prefer 'Teem'
I am watching my sugar level. Fat? Big? Nd What
Keep it

OlayinkaFawaz:
But this kind coke we're talking bouh contain low sugar!!!
All you need to do is to taste it and see if you don't ask for more.....

LOOOOL

Kenzico:
LOOOOL

That teeth, huh?

Some men aint get time for all this all in d name of sxx, just let her know u are on ur way with goodybag (for some girls sha) and thats all (in my oga at the tops voice)

Alimtoheeb:
Some men aint get time for all this all in d name of sxx, just let her know u are on ur way with goodybag (for some girls sha) and thats all (in my oga at the tops voice)

Lol, on ur way to where?

OlayinkaFawaz:
Lol, on ur way to where?

to her house ofcus.(not me though, just an example, am small for that)

Alimtoheeb:
to her house ofcus.(not me though, just an example, am small for that)

Hmmm, see ursef!

agrudeal:
GOD

You'll know ursef when seun get hold of u!!