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Since dis week waka come,
I have been sipping garri for breakfast, lunch and supper,
Today so my garri sef don come finish.
Since i hear say some people dey do christmas give away for internet, i say make i come 'beg away',

Abeg in the spirit of the season,
Make una show me love,
Make hunger no kill una boy,
I just dey house now dey inhale the aroma of my neighbour chicken stew for an hour now, but i never still belleful,
Abeg if you wan wire me small thing make i take maintain, inbox me make i give you account details,
I dey accept internet banking, western union, moneygram and even bitcoin too,
Nothing is too small but no send me wetin you no fit put as offering for church,
In case you wan give me food, abeg i dey Calabar, you fit send am through Aero afternoon flight if you dey Lagos, i go go airport go collect
God bless all that will help a brother in need,
Merry Christmas to una
But my own christmas no get merry at all,
Make my christmas merry too

Abeg no be joke i dey oh, make una help una boy, Cc Ylaa, Mr cork, Yuzedo, Tonye barcanista, Caracta, Flow 1759, farano, naijaboiy,
Beenkumar, Victoriousvic, Prettythicksme, Seun And all others too numerous to mention

Ok so ow exactly cn we help u?

Op d help u need is a little brain surgery and i can connect u with an express doctor at yabaleft

naughtynaughty:
Ok so ow exactly cn we help u?

you can cut me cheque,
Or invite to your house to come and chop

CUM4WHAT:
Op d help u need is a little brain surgery and i can connect u with an express doctor at yabaleft

connect me with the doctor abeg,

I will allow them perform the surgery on me, if it comes with a plate of jollof rice and chicken and a cash reward

Abeg make una use una church mind abeg,

I'm still expecting my first gift, Abi na so una wicked reach?