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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
. When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful*ROTFL* *ROTFL* *ROTFL*
Happy Boxing Day

So true

errwhere i go i kip seeing diz shit

Very true true mothers.

Behira:
So true

Nice one. Though posted a year ago, I enjoyed it

Seriously