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As work resumed today in the office, I was rushing to do so many official things I had not had time to do while the break was ongoing, although I was silently praying that the President should just have announced the celebration of John the Baptist's birth being a fore runner of Jesus...

While this rush was ongoing, I finally felt hungry and kept enduring until I could not take it any longer until I found succor in my tecno phantom 5 mobile phone where I was playing HD games. After much contemplation and beating around the bush, I decided to visit the canteen; my experience today thus inspired this piece.

I went downstairs and was faced with the task of finding a place to eat, although I had already created a relationship with a woman, Iya Moses, who always asks of me from my colleagues every time I do not visit her shop. (Her asking after me had almost made my colleagues think I buy on credit, if not the fact that they all know I do not buy on credit from no one.)

In my heart, I want to eat at another vendor's shop but I find myself pacing towards her shop that I almost slipped in this regard. I then forcefully went to the other woman's shop, Mrs Amaechi whose food doesn't interest me most of the time. While I was sitting there in anticipation for the delivery of my order, I continued streaming videos on my phone whose video quality would not let me be for a minute.

Where I was seated, my heart kept pacing and I was feeling like my name was being called in Iya Moses's shop to come and collect free food and all of a sudden, I jumped up and ran there!

I am worried about this experience and would like to ask you all if you have had similar experiences. Also, do you think food vendors use jazz or is it just my mind, my phone or any other thing that is playing pranks on me.

Tallesty1:
If you are neat, your food dey sweet and e dey full belle then your jazz don catch me be that.

Oladipupo22:

Hmmm, are you a man or a woman....

gingerman876:
Jazz?? Maybe. But I just think she's just the real MVP for that area.

360koncepts:
Some uses jAzz tho. But for tbr jazz to work she must be a good cook. My opinion

adioolayi:
Na so One bean cake seller (Akara elepo) for Idiayunre at Oje market Ibadan, was accused of using Blood to fry...
Even after the accusations, people near and far never stopped patronising her...She was just too good at the art of making Bean Cake.

Of a truth..that Kengbe Akara rocks ..so so crunchy and tasty

If you ask me...I think it's just pure JEALOUSY dey worry their competitors


NB: @op....are you sure you are not stylishly advertising Techno Phantom 5

360koncepts:
Some uses jAzz tho. But for tbr jazz to work she must be a good cook. My opinion

the soil is always soft and good for digging due to rain in rainy season but for the soil to be soft rain must fall

Zoharariel:
Ehyaaaaaaaah - @OP; You've been caught in the Nuclear Fusion of Omi OBO.

You see, food vendors are mostly known to indulge in the nasty act of collecting their vaginal fluid or secretion & using it in cooking their meals, and when you eat such meals; as the p.enis develops erection at the sight of a 15year-old fresh v.agina especially with curly pubic hair, so shall your appetite, along with your palpitating heart be ignited by the fire of her food.

Fear not, for there's a way out. You must collect the vaginal fluid of a teenage pregnant woman on a Tuesday [B'cos Tuesdays are ruled by the planet of Mars] and then use it to rinse your face for 3days.

adioolayi:
Na so One bean cake seller (Akara elepo) for Idiayunre at Oje market Ibadan, was accused of using Blood to fry...
Even after the accusations, people near and far never stopped patronising her...She was just too good at the art of making Bean Cake.

Of a truth..that Kengbe Akara rocks ..so so crunchy and tasty

If you ask me...I think it's just pure JEALOUSY dey worry their competitors


[b][/b]NB: @op....are you sure you are not stylishly advertising Techno Phantom 5

Zoharariel:
Ehyaaaaaaaah - @OP; You've been caught in the Nuclear Fusion of Omi OBO.

You see, food vendors are mostly known to indulge in the nasty act of collecting their vaginal fluid or secretion & using it in cooking their meals, and when you eat such meals; as the p.enis develops erection at the sight of a 15year-old fresh v.agina especially with curly pubic hair, so shall your appetite, along with your palpitating heart be ignited by the fire of her food.

Fear not, for there's a way out. You must collect the vaginal fluid of a teenage pregnant woman on a Tuesday [B'cos Tuesdays are ruled by the planet of Mars] and then use it to rinse your face for 3days.

agitator:
Nothing like that!

Yorubago:
I saw this and decided to share and even ask NairaLanders, Do people believe they can be jazzed by a food seller?



lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove What do you honorable men think

melvinjames, suxkill, psucc,agitator,Dbboy, tallesty1, lummiepro, emmanuel596, ennybams, moyinoluwabun, jaykaylegend, NgeneUkwenu, AyamConfidence, suxkill, Viktor1983, Trailblazer1, Destined2win, timilehin007, Symphony007, Raindrop0442, miqos02, tosyne2much, mizmycoli

Now, what do you all also think too?

https://ladispeaks./2016/01/04/do-food-vendors-jazz-people/

tpiar:
what does your user name mean?

as per jazz, are you referring to poison or biological warfare?

Tallesty1:
an alien

Yorubago:
my username mans yoruba's are stewpid

poison

tpiar:
care to reveal where you are from?

I am Yoruba too

But OUR Tribe is sadly a bunch of stupid people following Hausas like chicks since 1960







by who?

BustScam:
Taaa, I don't believe in jazz from food people....It must have been from her sweet food...

Sundown123:
It happens, that's how they jazz one of my colleagues and collected his wallet and tecno phone

Loladollarz:
Hope your colleague was okay? He should have reported to the police. I don't think tecno has a tracking device .