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How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 06, 2016

I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.

That was it angry

they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody. angry

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers"....... angry

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by ksstroud: 7:01pm On Jan 06, 2016

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by abimbawealth(f): 7:02pm On Jan 06, 2016

Chai...

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by kowema(f): 7:03pm On Jan 06, 2016

Lie of Life!!!!

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by ksstroud: 7:05pm On Jan 06, 2016

abimbawealth:
Chai...

As in mai shai or Wetin undecided

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by DestinyCHILD1: 7:08pm On Jan 06, 2016

What an experience!!! @Op this should be a big lesson to others that post careless comments on social platform. We should thread carefully!

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by abimbawealth(f): 7:10pm On Jan 06, 2016

ksstroud:
As in mai shai or Wetin

I swallowed wetin dey my mind ni

Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by megawax8: 7:13pm On Jan 06, 2016

This your lie deserve World cup

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2016

DestinyCHILD1:
What an experience!!! @Op this should be a big lesson to others that post careless comments on social platform. We should thread carefully!

Lolol. So you believe him? Lol.

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by debque(m): 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2016

mr LION....Or should I say MUFASA

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Karleb(m): 7:26pm On Jan 06, 2016

...and someone somewhere believes this shìt? undecided

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Dahveydson(m): 7:41pm On Jan 06, 2016*

Thanks for the humour. You're a good storyteller.

The title of the thread should be - "How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Stupidity"

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by bqlekan(m): 8:20pm On Jan 06, 2016

Who scripted this? Anyways, thanks for this little piece, at least you successfully put a smile on my face today. grin

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by flokii: 8:22pm On Jan 06, 2016

stupidity go into comedy na... you get d talent jare

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Ghost01(m): 8:52pm On Jan 06, 2016

Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Elparaiso(m): 8:56pm On Jan 06, 2016

I just had to log in so I can laugh....
grin

POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND^*

^* only on February 30.

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jan 06, 2016

Next week on your darling Super story...

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jan 06, 2016

.. I need to change my moniker if this is true#. You just check my moniker ? undecided

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Kelklein(m): 9:19pm On Jan 06, 2016

@0p when did your name become Linus

you will give Mr Liar Muhammed Ali a run for his money.

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by SkinnyDude(m): 9:21pm On Jan 06, 2016

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.

That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

hey stupidiity, i wish you well in your next job hunt. but am sorry, we can't employ a stewpid person like you.. seeing all your posts on NL, it will be so bad employing ym

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by hatux: 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2016

Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by kachnov(m): 10:47pm On Jan 06, 2016

SkinnyDude:
hey stupidiity, i wish you well in your next job hunt. but am sorry, we can't employ a stewpid person like you.. seeing all your posts on NL, it will be so bad employing ym

So you're the skinny dude?Eya not fair oh

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Ridwan123(m): 10:54pm On Jan 06, 2016

Lie of the year..... Endtime lie grin

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Onyi42(m): 11:42pm On Jan 06, 2016

iffa hear say this story na real cry

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Nobody: 12:17am On Jan 07, 2016*

Cool story...yawn undecided

awon tin lie Mohammed... back to back was a hit.. grin

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by E383: 12:19am On Jan 07, 2016

My toddler niece will punch holes in your story and make a mesh out of it. Just go back to Romanceland, JV is for business minded Landers.

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Curiousity01: 12:27am On Jan 07, 2016

lolsss...dis got me really cracked up

Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Nobody: 12:48am On Jan 07, 2016

See how person dey start New Year with cool lies.

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by OgaSirAde(m): 4:12am On Jan 07, 2016

*Yawning*....next pls, try another joke.

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Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Nobody: 6:01am On Jan 07, 2016

Split personality grin

Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by nairamaverick(m): 6:16am On Jan 07, 2016

Lol

Re: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Dan42(m): 6:59am On Jan 07, 2016

And you are still using the same moniker grin

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