Idowuh:


o boi. na oyo u dey o

weedseller, o boy oo. this ur name na die .... no carry this one go interview go tell them na moniker because me i no dey o

chioooo....mr lynus cyprain ibekwe

omo dis is the funniest post of the year. Almost laughed myself off.
cc ednut1 ElDeeVee Myrao

I have to be honest with you. All the posts on your profile really call for concern, itz obvious you are a bad dude. Don't blame the company. Change is the keyword

This one is a serious case o..... I couldn't help but laughed out loud.

That's a lesson useful for another time and place.

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

Seriously any girl dt will marry my brother will hv to tell me her moniker if she happens to b a Nairalander cos ur online personality is always the real you. kpele anyway

cc. Toks2008 cme and see oooo

OP your imagination is very fertile I must admit.
However the time has come where most employers will demand to see your social media profile accounts.
That's the moral of the story.
He who has ears let him hear...

Vikky014:
Seriously any girl dt will marry my brother will hv to tell me her moniker if she happens to b a Nairalander cos ur online personality is always the real you. kpele anyway

See wickedness... So na ur sister deserve that strict scrutiny, shey you collect your husbank moniker before you agree to marry him?.

oshdam2015:


See wickedness... So na ur sister deserve that strict scrutiny, shey you collect your husbank moniker before you agree to marry him?.

i said brother

Between Kola and stupidity who lie pass?

Like seriously?!
Why is this on FP?

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

Lies


That is ur personal life that has nothing to do wit job.

That's a lie.

Why didn't dey ask to read ur whatspp?, bbm, fbk chat etc.

Rubbbbish

Vikky014:
Seriously any girl dt will marry my brother will hv to tell me her moniker if she happens to b a Nairalander cos ur online personality is always the real you. kpele anyway

cc. Toks2008 cme and see oooo

Lol

Ask me my user ID on nland and i will proudly tell you..i am as plain and clean as you can nver imagine.

Toks2008:


Lol

Ask me my user ID on nland and i will proudly tell you..i am as plain and clean as you can nver imagine.

LOL. dts cool

Chei, na him be say if na me, dem go pursue me comot from the office..

3rdlegxxx:


weedseller, o boy oo. this ur name na die .... no carry this one go interview go tell them na moniker because me i no dey o

lol

OP can lie for AFRICA.

VickyRotex:

So you believe him?

I pretend like I do

nigeriancuban:
I pretend like I do

Alright

I don't know why I ended up enjoying this joke .. its well articulated

Big lesson learnt , everyone should do same , your social media life can determine something about you , fb, twitter, nl , etc that's why I tell peeps you can't portray yourself negatively online and expect to be seen positively offline

I don't know why I ended up enjoying this joke .. its well articulated. Lol

Funny!

I don't know why I ended up enjoying this joke .. its well articulated. Lol

LOL, i learnt from this tho , what U do online stays online, ppl u don't know may be watching and ur online posts can't be too different from how u treat ppl offline (unless such person is a pretender)

there are two sides to your story. both sides end with stupidity unfortunately.

Dan42:
And you are still using the same moniker

my thoughts exactly. The guy never learn en lesson. I suggest a better moniker"nanamu"

I don't believe it. So unreal that it is like a joke. Why would the interviewers infringe into your private profile, guy you're indeed stupidd.

Hahaahahhahhaha... Just had a hearty laugh.

No interviewer has any rights to pry into your private social media life and you reserve the exclusive rights to refuse the request without any consequences . There's a reason why you use monikers on sites such as this. Even the most prominent nairalanders won't give out their monikers even if it's Obama asking. I reckon you just made a joke, or if true, were really acting in "stupidity" as it were. Thanks for the tale.

Vikky014:
i said brother

Oh.... Sorry