Hadez:
Lol, boys will always be boys my dear. Can't kill them can't live without them

IamLEGEND1:
the vagína of coz.

It's always warm and with a little cajoling, it becomes moist- The perfect resting place for my weary hands.

naughtynaughty:
Why cnt guyz keep der hands off der pants especially wen
dy r relaxing or wen dy r alone? Fantasising or wat??
Jump in2 a male frnd's room unannounced and prrrrhhhh
his hands r deepd insyd his shorts.
Wt r those hands doin der criosly? Jxt touching d
Johnthomas or stroking it? D funny tin is sumof dem will
remove d hand and still smell it talk abt a
reason not to shake guyz
Its nt hygienic abeg..

naughtynaughty:
so y r u complainin abt me alws creatin threads abt guyz wen d only tin dey do on romance sectn is tlk abt grls ehm..pvssy nd oda unpleasant tinz?

obiorathesubtle:
iono why.. But 'he' made it like that.. I mean ehn.. It's difficult oo.. To carry balls n dick everyday upandan.. Especially when the area is dry.. After everything we've done during the day Air need to enter the place.. E dy sweet wella.. +when the palm is cold ehn.. The feeling is just out of this world.. One might even sleep off.. So you're right.. you fit call am lullaby.

Rollar:

So even youself dey categorize pυssy as unpleasant, you wey get am

Lsofdk:

egbon naughty if you want to touch it, come and touch

naughtynaughty:
go away!

QueenValerie:
Ah,now I get you,tit for tat,yes?They do make a lotta threads about us

IamLEGEND1:
Ur name na naughty (TWICE!) and u dey form holy now?

Rollar:

If life really was tit for tat, I'd buy tats at wholesale prices and spend the rest of my life getting tits. But we both know it just doesn't work that way, don't we darlin'?

Hi,hello . Yeah I know but this is NL so...

naughtynaughty:
whr did u c holy in my post? Lol

IamLEGEND1:
so why u dey pursue me

when u suppose dey yarn me something like

come onto me,Oh ye Legend.

naughtynaughty:
yeah? Come thee unto me Legend, harken unto my cry..oh come unto me faster

QueenValerie:
Hi,hello . Yeah I know but this is NL

Rollar:

Wow, so NL operates on different rules. In that case
*bows with a flourish and hands her majesty a pair of tats*

Your humble vassal awaits his recompense milady

Then to the dungens with you!

QueenValerie:
Then to the dungens with you!

Rollar:

Ha!!
I trusted thee, oh treacherous wench. Oh mercy Cupid, how keen thine arrows sting ;P

oh ,you're good

naughtynaughty:
wu is ur egbon?

QueenValerie:
oh ,you're good

Rollar:

You're even better. Someone's had a lot of practice
So, better not hold my breath on the tat then

naughtynaughty:
Why cnt guyz keep der hands off der pants especially wen dy r relaxing or wen dy r alone? Fantasising or wat?? Jump in2 a male frnd's room unannounced and prrrrhhhh his hands r deepd insyd his shorts.

Wt r those hands doin der criosly? Jxt touching d Johnthomas or stroking it? D funny tin is sumof dem will remove d hand and still smell it talk abt a reason not to shake guyz


Its nt hygienic abeg..

QueenValerie:
Better? but you made the last zinger.Nope don't hold it.

johnson232:
Are u contesting for the NL 2016 president of silly thread openers?
If u are, u already got my vote.... Do remember to pay homage after ur victory... Goodluck...

IamLEGEND1:
See now we talking,girl.
just don't complain when it slips into the wrong hole.

Lsofdk:

Rollar:

Heh
A guy's gotta try. So what's your story Queen?

naughtynaughty:
*coveringmybigbumbum*

IamLEGEND1:
u mean to tell me you got the fat ass?
havent you heard?

I've got a booty shrine in my backyard

#iWorshipThatShit

naughtynaughty:
dt ass is soo biigg it drags my steps bck sumtymzz. Phhrrrrgggg..do u nid sme fr ur gf?

IamLEGEND1:
I would, if I had a gf .
But u already made an offer,so I'll be coming to collect soon.
+ DP stalking mode re-activated.