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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 3:08am On Jan 09, 2016*

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 3:10am On Jan 09, 2016

Estharfabian:
Guys actually care about Being virgins??

Okay...this is weird.

It not weird because 2face married as a virgin man, grin

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Chafti69: 3:12am On Jan 09, 2016

seriouus ! young kids of nowadays.

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by October1960: 3:13am On Jan 09, 2016

Too funny. Many of us in similar situation.

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,

Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 3:19am On Jan 09, 2016

What's wrong with y'all people nowadays always using "loose" for "lose" and vice-versa? Nice story though

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by sharon4pal(m): 3:33am On Jan 09, 2016

http://motivatingcrew..com.ng/2016/01/procrastination.html?m=1

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by October1960: 3:35am On Jan 09, 2016

Yes O funniest comment I have ever read on Nairaland. Seun setup a prize and vote for comment of the month and then comment of the year so we can vote.

Greenbuoy:
EPIC!!
Think I ve found the comment of the year already

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by JayJustus(m): 4:11am On Jan 09, 2016

simple maths you don't know... 16 + 4 is 20...lol...

anddddddddddddddddddddd you said it is not Nigerian to talk about relationship? ermmm just say your family...i discuss all these with my mum and dad freely...good luck in your endeavours...konji is a rude boy

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by mzvyne(f): 4:27am On Jan 09, 2016

[quote author=Empathy1695 post=41794166][/quote]She doesn't need to know. Let her keep assuming.

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by distsys(m): 5:05am On Jan 09, 2016

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Abayomin70(m): 5:51am On Jan 09, 2016

Very funny 16 years

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by segun5A(m): 6:18am On Jan 09, 2016

I lost my own virginity @22..when I was preparing for NYSC. undecided

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by gykes(m): 6:23am On Jan 09, 2016*

Emac34:
so u mean there ar no virgin nigger b4 u 4get am also a virgin

Estharfabian:
Lai Mohammed!!

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by vault(m): 6:26am On Jan 09, 2016

omo komo

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by rellawyt(f): 6:27am On Jan 09, 2016

If you want the virginity come and take it.

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by BlackOnassis(m): 6:28am On Jan 09, 2016

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,

Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

pls i dey chop. dont make hot pepper soup comot for my nose. very funny grin

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Aplaudez(m): 6:31am On Jan 09, 2016

That's you and your mum's biz! My GP must boast this semester!

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by GeniusDavid(m): 6:32am On Jan 09, 2016

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,

Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

Nairaland Comment of the year!!

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by seaga: 6:36am On Jan 09, 2016

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,

Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

I must say. ..This guy is a natural

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nobody: 6:41am On Jan 09, 2016

What's with older women and young men?

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by dandostism88(m): 6:58am On Jan 09, 2016

Iam ahead of my wife with 7rs, I was 25, while she was 18; but could u emergen she was the one that disvirgen me...

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Stevez32(m): 7:01am On Jan 09, 2016

ebubey:
h

My crush dey book space sef

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by gykes(m): 7:02am On Jan 09, 2016

Aplaudez:
That's you and your mum's biz! My GP must boast this semester!

And you are on NL by this time.... Clap for yourself

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Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Stevez32(m): 7:02am On Jan 09, 2016

ebubey:
h

My crush dey book space

My crush sef undecided

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by 4C2215131: 7:10am On Jan 09, 2016

Take it easy on the guilt-trip, its counterproductive! What's done is done. Move on with your life.

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by 4C2215131: 7:12am On Jan 09, 2016

hungryboy:
My guy,

You get luck sef say woman lure you free of charge go disvirgin you,

My own, na me take my leg waka go ashawo house go pay ashawo 1k make she disvirgin me,
I no even ask am her name sef,
The only conversation we had was,

Comot clothe,

Put your prick here,

You don release,

Come dey go,

Na so i take waka leave my virginity for ashawo house.

Hahahahahaha.,heheheheh

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by sogoisrael(m): 7:18am On Jan 09, 2016

Well, I understand your plight. I actually also vowed to marry as a Virgin and till I finished my 5yrs in d uni. I was. But then this my closest female friend was sexy, sleeky, enticing and not a Virgin. So before nysc, she gave me d fruit and like adam(gullible did) I ate. Since then I have been eating.

Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by sogoisrael(m): 7:20am On Jan 09, 2016

Almost like mine, I lost it at 24 b4 nysc[quwote author=segun5A post=41801104]I lost my own virginity @22..when I was preparing for NYSC. undecided

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