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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 1:03am On Jan 04, 2016
teddybiyasi:
Where are they
where have you been? Happy new year to you.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 12:03pm On Jan 04, 2016
JigsawKillah:

I don't think I can write punchlines again How many bars?
8bars?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:59pm On Jan 04, 2016
gottoboy:


8bars?


You wack come lazy join
10...fix your funeral date
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Raplinx(m): 3:17pm On Jan 04, 2016
H@ppy newye@r everyone.
J@son is Giy@zz!!!
100% proven my people.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 5:35pm On Jan 04, 2016
Jason21


Laykorn's verse is with Qaisar1
Get yours ready
He's posting by 6
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 5:43pm On Jan 04, 2016
Emaprince:
where have you been? Happy new year to you.

Been hustling Sir ema
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
How do y'all feel when you listen to real hardcore gangsta rap like B.I.G's somebody gotta die, what's beef

lipsrsealed

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 7:48pm On Jan 04, 2016
MuhdG:
How do y'all feel when you listen to real hardcore gangsta rap like B.I.G's somebody gotta die, what's beef

lipsrsealed
I get inspired to write gun bars. Sadly, i lost all these hardcore tracks. All I got now are Broadways for sample.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
GIYAZZ:
I get inspired to write gun bars. Sadly, i lost all these hardcore tracks. All I got now are Broadways for sample.
I felt horrified sad
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 9:14pm On Jan 04, 2016
Sinizia
Kr0ne
Funlord
Guykhena


Is the KOP final not taking place today? Where's Jason? Lay's verse has been there since 7pm

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 9:21pm On Jan 04, 2016
MuhdG:
I felt horrified sad
Are you a girl?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jan 04, 2016
GIYAZZ:
Are you a girl?
Trust me. I am a man as a man can get

But some things r just . . .
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 7:29am On Jan 05, 2016
JigsawKillah:
Sini.zia
Kr.0ne
Fu.nlord
Gu.ykhena


Is the KOP final not taking place today? Where's Jason? Lay's verse has been there since 7pm

It ought to take place yesterday, both ninjas were told explicitly about the former date and when Jason couldn't make it, he shifted it to the present date (yesterday) and Llaykorn agreed. Llaykorn kept to the end of his deal, I don't know why Jason didn't turn up. You'd have to ask him.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Jason21(m): 9:43am On Jan 05, 2016
i'm so sorry, everyone. got back yesterday and was so tired to lift the pen. if it's not too late for me, i can script and post my verse today....maybe before 6........but if not, i'd gladly have llaykorn take the no show win. although, i didn't know he would be online yesterday coz he told me he would be off on monday. but i just learned his verse is already with someone else

llaykorn:


Hi Jason. I'll be off the internet by Monday.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 4:01pm On Jan 05, 2016
Raplinx:
H@ppy newye@r everyone. J@son is Giy@zz!!! 100% proven my people.
Nah. . .
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Jason21(m): 5:56pm On Jan 05, 2016
gottoboy:

Nah. . .
he must be smokin somethin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Raplinx(m): 6:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
gottoboy:

Nah. . .
lol, why u say nah? Is Jason not ghostie?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 9:56pm On Jan 05, 2016
Raplinx:
lol, why u say nah? Is Jason not ghostie?
Because I know his other moniker, I think was banned by a mod.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 10:15pm On Jan 06, 2016
I'm ready to rise like the level of rice after osmosis- Boogey.


We don mark their face like say them come from ibadan- Vector


My rap book have seen more bars than Nelson Mandela- Phenom.

.cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 6:47pm On Jan 07, 2016
The sosiqdude is back mehn cheesy grin cheesy grin

Really missed a lots of things right here..

Even the 2015 cypher too, oh gosh
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 6:51am On Jan 08, 2016
danbrowndmf:
I'm ready to rise like the level of rice after osmosis- Boogey.



We don mark their face like say them come from ibadan- Vector



My rap book have seen more bars than Nelson Mandela- Phenom.


.cheesy
Is phenom still in the scene
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 7:47am On Jan 08, 2016
MuhdG:
Is phenom still in the scene
yes. Has a new song with a video "shanawole"
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 7:49am On Jan 08, 2016
MuhdG:
Is phenom still in the scene
yes. Has a new song with a video "shanawole"
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Sammcarter(m): 9:28pm On Jan 08, 2016
Elymaxiimus please what's the name of that instrumental you used on that you audio freestyle
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Supermiy: 11:46am On Jan 09, 2016
danbrowndmf:
I'm ready to rise like the level of rice after osmosis- Boogey.



We don mark their face like say them come from ibadan- Vector



My rap book have seen more bars than Nelson Mandela- Phenom.


.cheesy
which songs are this?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 12:06pm On Jan 09, 2016
Supermiy:
which songs are this?
boogey- The land is red.


Vector - Baba Alago


Phenom- i don 4get the song grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Raplinx(m): 7:32pm On Jan 09, 2016
Giyazz, this is 2016, let open this forum with the 1st battle of the year since Obainojazz doesnt wana show up.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by jreyez(m): 7:40am On Jan 10, 2016
Open c/o

Audio rap battle...... If you up for some professional stuff.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:41pm On Jan 10, 2016
Sammcarter:
Ely.maxiimus please what's the name of that instrumental you used on that you audio freestyle
i don't really remember. Dope beat - or so something close
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Supermiy: 3:55pm On Jan 11, 2016
Raplinx:
Giyazz, this is 2016, let open this forum with the 1st battle of the year since Obainojazz doesnt wana show up.
if you still up for a battle...8 bars..Friday 9pm?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Raplinx(m): 5:42pm On Jan 11, 2016
Supermiy:
if you still up for a battle...8 bars..Friday 9pm?
Ok. Go get ready.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by PeinDanzo(m): 9:48pm On Jan 11, 2016
U3uuu
Rantings of a stranded demigod
Memoirs of A Demigod (M.A.D)
Chapter 1

This very world’s at stake/ when this demigod’s awake/life’s an open goal, so I score with every shot I take/
Supreme being, my rendition is ill/
Never lost my temper, just gave it permission to kill/
Attracting force/ bring your troops and I’m smashing hordes/
Built a fortress dismantling The Thing from Fantastic Four/
As I retort/ manic thoughts/ melting Atlantic shores/
To drown the world, cardiac arrest when Hitler saw what I had in store/
Outsmart Solomon by stating an adage/ faking an outrage/ ill beat death while draped with a bandage/
Cerberus couldn’t stop me making a passage/
I’ll just bend d Hands of Time and gain the advantage/
Say he’s a savage? U3 meets crowds with cheers/
Perhaps it’s clear/ I spit d flow these guys revere/
Recline in chair/ its incisive here/ the penmanship makes demons in hell shiver in fear/
Classical tunes/when I rhyme in the booth/ ill gas a reporter, he’ll choke to death while he’s grasping the news/
Born ill and deadly/ wisdom deep and heavy, Tooth Fairy broke his back when he carried the tooth/
Million dollar rhymes, see I got puns for these dummies/
Gold footsteps to give Midas a run for his money/
My shotgun is funny/ bullets make ya years dispel/
U get d point, then die laughing like Alex Mitchell/

Chapter 2

Insane reasoning/ as your structure I degrade civilly/
Rape Einstein’s corpse, offspring proves the theory of relativity/
Mental gates block thoughts to rip out his lungs/ the reaper’s seed dropped/
Sickens me to weed out the lawn/
My insides still burn/ but after the fever is gone/ they can’t pass the wall like Attila the Hun/
Despite the form.. I’ll make bridesmaids of the best men/ depress them/ my pen gives powers… Stan Lee to these Xmen/
Or ill just dismember/ these core pretenders/ with flaws in gender/ who don’t bring fire to the fight like cocky Benders/
They’ll be locked in tethers… combined height won’t stack to my face/ eat all the raps you can place/ still outrun Lightening with 2 Airbus planes strapped to my waist/
Fly with a big mouth, its a bad toucan case/ ill run pyramid schemes around Tutkan’s grave/
Or attack Egypt with killer resolve/ missiles involved/ spit acid to hinder the gods/
Inside the vault/ f*cking Cleopatra on the sand wit her wig off/ Tinker with words, while we’re watching Ceasar dissolve/
I’m swift to kill, in an instant he’s gone/ like the arms of an autobot/ da hollow shots/ attract the cops. But f*ck Magneto, I’ll hold their cars up like an auto shop/
Never dined with the devil, I set the table straight/
Switched Popeye’s green, then beat him to vegetable state/
Never lost a debate, even with complete silence/
Lost my silverware once, relieved Poseidon of his trident/
The dude got rabid/won’t stop ranting/ brought an army of mermen, I led a group of manics/
Realized his move was drastic/ when I pulled odd antics/ invaded his palace and drowned Ariel in a pool of acid/

Chapter 3

Dressed to impress when I wear polar caps/ a sober cat/ with ego so big the shadow went over Mars/
Battle me? A chancy venture/ Free Masons perplexed by my skeletal architecture/
Matching dentures/ to Chiron the mighty centaur/
Live in the minds of greats, so I would hardly rent yours/
My saliva’s the base for all the roads in Portland/ reformed man/
Spoke d future, Nostradamus wrote in shorthand/
Spat flames and left Nidhoggr helpless deformed/
Reckless with words/ reason why Vikings wore helmets with horns/
D sky weeps as I express these thoughts/
Hold a Siren hostage till the Tempest is gone/
Equipped with ample plans/ to rattle clans/ pull my cards, and you’ll get a monster like Bakugan/
Shady affair how I handle Stans/ to baffle ranks/ made a war cry then took a piss in d battleground/
Always smiling but the war is real/
Caught Batman and forced him to smile when I cocked the steel/
Made willow a slave when I bought the Will/ Corny skill/ more ‘vein in the head’ than Adonis feel/
From clubs in Paris to raves in Bangkok/ I’m gauging life’s worth/
Struck rock bottom like Old Lady’s anchor/
minds like “Oh they will applaud”/
Cuz I smoked Yggdrasil for knowledge Odin gave his eye for/
Stole the Books of Solomon to read the aged text/ waylaid Seth/ used the fabric of time to hide my naked flesh/
Spat a volcano after that/.. ‘Rings of power’ the aftermath/
Led a mass attack/ Looked Sauron eye to eye, left him with cataracts/

Chapter 4

A destroyer, my presence on earth makes the olden gods come/ the lost one/
Convinced my shrink suicide was the only option/
Race against time, on a spiky path/ it’s likely that/ with ‘pad fetish in d skies’, I get off to a flying start/
The Hybrid that/ killed Akasha’s coven of angry bats/ expensive hate, was born into gold like a Lannister/
While u imagine that… I’ll just eat Aku/ find Sister Tabitha and lead her lewd/
Imma wizard too/ with sicker moves/ known to ‘spark more fights’ than Pikachu! /
Sprang from death… In the hanging gardens where only weed grow/
Lonely hero rolling the blow/ armed with solely ego/
My heart, no pain to feel like a broken window/
So in battles, I’m ready to drop bombs/
Or we can square up to fight like an army of Spongebobs/
With guns drawn/ I’ve left your betters cold/
Foes never know/my brain was the Rosetta Stone!/
Y’all ever slow, so you’ll never best this/ check it/
I’ve got powers to grant a genie’s death wish/
Scaled obstacles to Mount Zion’s peak/
Let my ions sync/
Greased my elbow to rule with an Iron Fist/
Coat of Arms I’m willing to try on quick/
I’m like TCM.. On your screen you’ll see d Lion Speak! /
Demigod assassin, most would argue elite/
Tongue like a double-edged sword because I’m armed to the teeth/
A man to dare me? Has lost keen insight/
Cut his left so he’ll exercise his God given right/
Men cower n hide when the stench of death draws near/
I’ll throw caution to the wind and lose the scent of fear/
Knowledge is power/ I guess the hulk has the mantle/
I jumped the gun.. Just to take a shot at the title/

Chapter 5

King of the beasts, 3 sparrows a side/
Starve lions till they kill their young and swallow their pride/
Break into your home, causing a state of shambles/
Now I’ve got your ward in my hand like a game of scrabble/
I’ve faced all battles… Some would say a loud career/
Cuz my punches strong enough to break d sound barrier/
To course through life I’m the needed elective/
Spun d earth to look at life from a different perspective/
My descent’s selective… Weeding off the weakness/
To stop the sickness/ sheiks seen offering incense/
I’ll leave a Scar on Mufasa/
While I chit chat with loose banter/
In my laziest state still more incredible than Bruce Banner/
Mad state of persistence/ age of extreme strength/
Jumped off Airforce One to change my plane of existence/
They said “he’s lost his touch”, I heard it and laughed/
Please stand near the alarms/I’m merely at calm/
Always been d same front to back like “dammit I’m mad”/
So let your thoughts bless me/ pass bills like congress meets/
Once this thug met me/ slit my throat… and blessed his blade with the gift of prophecy/
I’m a complex being/ tis said d Styx flows inside me/
Muses scrolls residing/
Opponents I’ve make an art of folding.. Like origami/
I’m from a place where all d ghosts hole in/
Most golden/
that one brave sheep in wolves clothing/
There there’s love for d poor.. And d richer will forage/
Memory injections… students kill teachers with knowledge/

Dedicated to the X-lites
Influenced by RA

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