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Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by Nobody: 7:57pm On Nov 08, 2015
4C2215131:


No prob bro. Just heard so many sad thing from Mushin in recent times so when I saw Mushin in your profile, I was concerned. Thank God my concerns have been laid to rest. Big Up!
hehehehe. That's true tho. It's such a bad and dangerous area. A haven for diff cult groups
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 7:57pm On Nov 08, 2015
pinceprinz:


I am perplexed maself lol. So untypical af Nl.


Maybe cos it didn't make FP and again maybe it was so true no one could argue with it. Don't know the criteria for FP. I just post stuff that resounds with me and hope it helps someone.
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 8:01pm On Nov 08, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe. That's true tho. It's such a bad and dangerous area. A haven for diff cult groups

Damn straight! Uneducated chaps doing themselves. Such a shame. How many girlfriends you got?
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by Nobody: 8:08pm On Nov 08, 2015
4C2215131:


Damn straight! Uneducated chaps doing themselves. Such a shame. How many girlfriends you got?
that's what it is. That's the world we now live in. Too bad cry

GFs? Bruv I'm on sabbatical ATM o. It's me and work for now. It's #MOB. Just like Meek mill said and I quote; "We don’t chase _bitches, we chase money and that D'ussé
. Cause when you get money, the _hoes do whatever you say"
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by Nobody: 8:16pm On Nov 08, 2015
So op, how successful have you been with this "method" of cardinal rules? Your girlfriend or Wife never suspected anything?
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 9:47pm On Nov 08, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
that's what it is. That's the world we now live in. Too bad cry

GFs? Bruv I'm on sabbatical ATM o. It's me and work for now. It's #MOB. Just like Meek mill said and I quote; "We don’t chase _bitches, we chase money and that D'ussé
. Cause when you get money, the _hoes do whatever you say"

Hear ye! Hear ye!!
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 10:57pm On Nov 08, 2015
Adanna28:
So op, how successful have you been with this "method" of cardinal rules? Your girlfriend or Wife never suspected anything?

Like I done told someone else. I'm out of the game for now. Escaped by a hairs breadth but that's a story for another day. Not married and no girlfriend...at least for now.
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 11:03pm On Nov 08, 2015
Adanna28:
So op, how successful have you been with this "method" of cardinal rules? Your girlfriend or Wife never suspected anything?

A the risk of being personal, I dare say I done paid my dues. Gave my all to a significant other but was played like there was no tomorrow. Not absolving myself of blame though but, I sure saw the black- hand side of love.

A lot of folks are hurting even as I type this. Chaps cheating on their wifeys and wifeys on the verge of hanging out with that hunk downtown. What can I say, I'm only just one man...

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Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by Nobody: 11:29pm On Nov 08, 2015
4C2215131:


Ay the risk of being personal, I dare say I done paid my dues. Have my all to a significant other but was played like there was no tomorrow. Not absolving myself of blamea though but, I sure saww the black Hans side of love.

A lot of folks are hurting even as I type this. Chaps cheating on their wifeys and wifeya on the verge of hanging out with that hunk downtown. What can I say, I'm only just one man...

It like a circle though, you hurting n in return hurt the next. I been played too, was engaged to him n caught him sleeping with his so called best girl mate, and I loved that mumu to death at the time.

I paid my dues too, smashed his car punched his face and gave that girl a hiding. But that was as far as I went, I never took it out on the next coz i knew it ain't fair to take my bad past experiences n unleash it on him.

Instead took the phuck buddies route for at least a year n a half. But I hear u die, we are only human.

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Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 8:07am On Nov 09, 2015
Adanna28:


It like a circle though, you hurting n in return hurt the next. I been played too, was engaged to him n caught him sleeping with his so called best girl mate, and I loved that mumu to death at the time.

I paid my dues too, smashed his car punched his face and gave that girl a hiding. But that was as far as I went, I never took it out on the next coz i knew it ain't fair to take my bad past experiences n unleash it on him.

Instead took the phuck buddies route for at least a year n a half. But I hear u die, we are only human.

Actually I ain't taking it out on any one as I do not subscribe to the philosophy of making the next man pay for the sins of a prior. Just observing and proving or disproving certain theories I have with respect to the 'ole male- female relations.

Like I keep reiterating, the eternal battle of the sexes will not and/or cannot be solved this side of heaven (or hell). So you punched him out eh? Nice. Fiesty one ain't ya.

At the phuuck buddies thing, wouldn't encourage it. Something about the stains it puts on the human essence. The soul. For someone watching out for it, it shows on your visage. Yeah, deep statement I know, but I guess I'm just deep.
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 8:12am On Nov 09, 2015
4C2215131:


Actually I ain't taking it out on any one as I do not subscribe to the philosophy of making the next man pay for the sins of a prior. Just observing and proving or disproving certain theories I have with respect to the 'ole male- female relations.

Like I keep reiterating, the eternal battle of the sexes will not and/or cannot be solved this side of heaven (or hell). So you punched him out eh? Nice. Fiesty one ain't ya.

At the phuuck buddies thing, wouldn't encourage it. Something about the stains it puts on the human essence. The soul. For someone watching out for it, it shows on your visage. Yeah, deep statement I know, but I guess I'm just deep.
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 8:14am On Nov 09, 2015
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At the essence thingy, it shows for both sexes. Had to include that to put things in perspective.
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 8:21am On Nov 09, 2015
Adanna28:
So op, how successful have you been with this "method" of cardinal rules? Your girlfriend or Wife never suspected anything?

On second thoughts, while actively a highly paid striker in the league of 'Men with extracurricular feline interest s' these rules ( which I developed via experience) made me invisible and invincible. Well, til I got caught. And that happened cos I broke one of the rules (kept my cell carelessly and shorty who unknowingly to me was already in love...? called the missus).

Oh man! That was a memorable day!
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 4:18pm On Nov 12, 2015
AN EMERGENCY ADDENDUM GIVEN A SITUATION THAT JUST AROSE.

21. NEVER FOR THE LIFE OF YOU EAT AT HER HOUSE OR ASK HER TO COOK FOR YOU OR WHATEVER. PLEASE IN THE NAME OF GOD, DON'T DO IT. THERE IS SERIOUS FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN BECAUSE OF THIS EVEN AS I TYPE THIS.
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 11:01pm On Jan 11, 2016
LATEST UPDATE:

22. SHOULD YOU CALL HER UP AND SHE DECLINES BY TELLING YOU SHE IS NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS, DO NOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU ASK HER WHY SHE QUIT OR ASK FOR ONE LAST SHOT (EVEN IF SHE'S KAMASUTRA PERSONIFIED!). JUST WISH HER WELL IN HER NEW ENDEAVOUR(S) AND HANG UP SUMMARILY.

23. A TWIST TO RULE 14. DO NOT COMPARE HER SEXUAL PROWESS TO THAT OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. SHE IS MEANT TO KNOW HOW TO HANG HER LEGS UP ON THE CHANDELIER OR CEILING FAN AND INITIATE VARIOUS CONTORTIONS TO BREAK YOU OFF. IT'S HER JOB, AND SHE'S GOT TO BE GOOD AT IT IN OTHER TO KEEP HER CUSTOMERS...YOU!

MORE UPDATES IN REAL TIME AS THEY OCCUR. KEEP READING AND OBSERVING. THE DEVIL SOMETIMES NEEDS AN ADVOCATE, JUST FILLING IN WITH REGARDS TO THIS CASE.

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Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 10:30pm On Mar 13, 2016
Like I said, this list of so called rules will be updated in real-time courtesy of emerging developments. Given his, here is another rule.

24. NEVER TREAT HER THREATS WITH LEVITY-While this may apply to all women, her case is very different. More often than not she means just what she’s saying. She can tell on you and/or destroy you professionally and otherwise courtesy of her dealings with you and it is even more dangerous when you’re the ‘Samson’ type of man divulging sensitive personal and professional information courtesy of a vulva-whipped brain.

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Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 10:33pm On Jan 22, 2017
[quote] Hehehehe don't be a Villas Boas who took to management at a very young age. You have many years ahead bruv. Don't retire too soon. You can be a Ryan Gigs and play till old age cheesy[/
quote]

Hehehehehe...been so long I've been away from here, just going through old post and laughing my ass off!
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 10:35pm On Jan 22, 2017
Hannysmilez:
This is one badass thread. I'm a lady but I endorse this 100%. Afterall even the good book said it all, "Whatever is worth doing,is worth doing well." If you MUST cheat,be discreet.

Amen to that!
Re: Cardinal Rules To Follow If You Must Cheat On Your Woman. by 4C2215131: 10:37pm On Jan 22, 2017
Hannysmilez:
When the OP made that statement I'm sure he was talking about the whores/runz girls you mentioned.

Right on the money!

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