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- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

They will insist your sickness is not only headache but also heart attack, malaria,typhoid fever,ulcer and the rest...and am gonna be like
lalasticlala abi na lie

FP please

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

na this one dey vex me die..looool

They'd perform operation on u and purposely remove one of ur kidneys so u can come back to them and buy kidney.

seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

He will treat you of headaches....


... Only for you to discover you now have typhoid

R

No be small thing. My mechanic loosed four bolts, replace only two and was like, two is enough, am like shey the manufacturer no Sabi say two is enough before they used four... I was like Raifu WTF do you mean

Replace brain with grease. And say, Oga no worry, dis one go last.

You won't know when you decide to align someone's heart

the comments here are hilarious

forgetting d heart.....very funny

U will come with Headache nd go with Kidney failure...

*You will come for appendices operation but come back with missing Kidney..

A Naija Mechanic will steal a childs brain(box) and sell it to an adult as a brand new adult brain (box) !

A Naija mechanic would have deliberately switch people's liver and sell the best liver to the highest bidder !!

A Naija mechanic would buy 0.5 liters of blood and claim to have infused 5 liters (fuel things)

yeah this are the kind of things that hit front page nowadays. ....oga seun sin just dey pile up

Haaaaaa dead body go plenty ooo

When they perform operation on humans, they will say his/her blood is not the right colour hence need servicing. They will drain all the blood and replace it with engine oil.

They will claim your leg is not original since you didn't get it from Ladipo.

Dey will remove ur eyes from their socket and place it on ur forehead telling u it's better dat way or its a new design

Lols...una no go kill person with laugh

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

Nigeria mechanic?

fr

My Mechanic will remove the part of your brain that controls temperature and say it is not necessary in Nigeria.

Laughable

funn

Change u 4rm male to female hange u 4rm male to female