1.They will connect your vein, ateries and cappilaries together saying it will make blood run faster
2. They will replace your thyroid gland with adrenal gland saying they perform same thing
3. They will remove you lens and replace it with fish own saying it can see underwater.
Amidst all these, i rever their ingenuity.

Dont blame them jo ,an average mechanic in Nigeria is an artisan not even qualified to be a technician ,they are at the lowest cadre in Engineering family .They are supposed to work under the supervision of mechatronics or mechanic engineering but where the average engineering graduate prefers the white collar jobs and regard automobile repair as below his standard so the kazeems has to taken over and kazeemilize as they want .
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Dont blame them jo ,
an average mechanic in Nigeria is an artisan not even qualified to be called a technician ,they are at lowest cadre in Engineering family and are supposed to work under the supervision of mechatronics or mechanic engineer.
but when the average engineering graduate prefers the white collar jobs,banks etc and regard automobile repair as too crude and below his standard so the what do u want the artisans kazeems and co to do but to take over and kazeemilize as they want .
but u can supervise your mechanic and tell him what to fix after u must have diagnose the problem by using this wonderful equipment
https://www.nairaland.com/2078663/bonanza-fastest-automobile-scanner-obdlink.
call autologic @ 08061166316 to order
.Delivery is free to any part of nigeria

OMG, I don laff tire

Nigeria mechanic will drain ur blood n claim u do not come wit a blood...

Shehucom:
No be small thing. My mechanic loosed four bolts, replace only two and was like, two is enough, am like shey the manufacturer no Sabi say two is enough before they used four... I was like Raifu WTF do you mean

This guy just finish me oooo!! I don laugh tire for here!!

If some naija Mechanic never perform magic for ur car U would realize ogogoro N water na same color but the taste different. Happy new year!

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

stop talking shit. nigerian mechanics are just the same with most other practical professions in nigeria, THEY TITRATE. mind you a graduate of harvard designed so many of the components that makes a car or that improves it.

Lmao

Guys I think it s high time, we appreciate our own.the problem with most of us is we have bad mouth,learn to encourage our guys @ least, we have improved over the years

Lmao.....badmouthed people!

Lol..I yaff laugh n break my only glass cup..well,I still get rubber cup

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

hummmmm naija meko don take ur eyes c meh

May while kindly call a professional mech on +2348151045930 for repair of your Marine/Industrial diesel engines. i overhauled, troubleshoot & install. I also work on gasoline generator. please, don't judge me yet. try me first! thank you

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

- if you come with broken arm, they will use superglue to hold it in place.

When you have fever or body temperature.they will say it's over heating

if you went there and complain of low sexual performance they will give you option to remove your dick and fix a bengor one that its better and will last longer...

there won't b need to fly patient abroad

if you have appendicitis, during the surgery, they will remove ur kidney and hide it. When you wake up with kidney failure, they'll tell you that you need a kidney transplant, and then sell the kidney they removed from you back to you!!!

Last December, I spent N120k on my Passat FSI Turbo because of overheating. The mechanic kept recommending the change of different parts (fan, iron gasket, radiator, timing belt, coolant tank, etc) until we finally changed the water pump. On each visit, he would charge his own workmanship o.

I could have saved money if he had initially diagnosed the problem to be water pump of N9k!

Bad mechanics can frustrate you.

Our heartless and wicked mechanic. Abi nigeria mechanic won seize your body (car)

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

*proud of your coment
*proud of my elder bro who's a mechanic...after O'level and he's seeing me tru...God bless all mechanics

oforij:

*proud of your coment
*proud of my elder bro who's a mechanic...after O'level and he's seeing me tru...God bless all mechanics

one sensible quote after numerous mentions.
just a word of advice to your brother, he should have open mind to learn abt new technologies so as not to go *old skol*.
O'level who can read and write won't find it difficult to comprehend....... wish him luck
cheers

Ur hands to ur legs and your legs to your hands...saying its super cool dat way!

Rotfl

All mechanical engineering graduates are not specialist on automobile, in mechanical engineering there are so many areas of specialization e.g Refrigeration and air conditioning, plumbing etc therefore don't always think because someone studied mechanical engineering in university he must become an expert in automobile many of them are experts in their area of specialization.

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

- After operation, they will forget to tie the knot of the stitch properly, only to come back to them with more damage
- You'll tell them you have headache, they will begin try and error from leg to hand to eyes before finally getting a solution to the headache, by then, almost every part of your body would have been worked on.
- They will run a vein from the leg to the ear and tell you, it needs alternative blood flow since the vein in the ear is not working right now
- They will open you up and leave you for 3months, still looking for where the fault is
- They will use your brain or eyes or scrotum or even womb to test with mine in order to detect fault
- They will steal your brain and replace with a dead one, saying the dead brain was one of the faults you came with

greatnow:
All mechanical engineering graduates are not specialist on automobile, in mechanical engineering there are so many areas of specialization e.g Refrigeration and air conditioning, plumbing etc therefore don't always think because someone studied mechanical engineering in university he must become an expert in automobile many of them are experts in their area of specialization.

you guys are funny, always finding a way to defend incompetence.
I am a graduate of engineering(not mechanical) from a reputable federal university of technology, we took courses in elementary aspects of mechanical engineering upto 400l.

since when did draining oil and changing of plugs require ones specialization in automobile option in mechanical engineering.

Very funny

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.




What do you think?

To be honest those guys r terrible


Who knows a good Benz Mechanic in Lagos ...around ikeja ....


I am just sick and tired of em...they will just kill a good car

DGD1:


you guys are funny, always finding a way to defend incompetence.
I am a graduate of engineering(not mechanical) from a reputable federal university of technology, we took courses in elementary aspects of mechanical engineering upto 400l.

since when did draining oil and changing of plugs require ones specialization in automobile option in mechanical engineering.

Those are basic things ..I even do those on my car ..what I do is remove the wires at a time not all. Because it will confuse me ..then get a plug spaner off ubgo

But oil changing is a bit hard . depending g on the engine model especially Benz

honmusa:
Dont blame them jo ,
an average mechanic in Nigeria is an artisan not even qualified to be called a technician ,they are at lowest cadre in Engineering family and are supposed to work under the supervision of mechatronics or mechanic engineer.
but when the average engineering graduate prefers the white collar jobs,banks etc and regard automobile repair as too crude and below his standard so the what do u want the artisans kazeems and co to do but to take over and kazeemilize as they want .
but u can supervise your mechanic and tell him what to fix after u must have diagnose the problem by using this wonderful equipment
https://www.nairaland.com/2078663/bonanza-fastest-automobile-scanner-obdlink.
call autologic @ 08061166316 to order
.Delivery is free to any part of nigeria

Have you tropicalized your car lately ?