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i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

U is a ibo?

Is you I borrow my book?

You have dead today!

-You said i did it but I didn't did it
-Who stone that stone.

Is you not sacred of my blow

1. I am talking to u and u re wakaing dey go
2. Let me teach u how to swam.. (Reply) thank u have already sabi
3. I rather kill my self than commit suicide
4. Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on... Etc

onuwaje: 1. I am talking to u and u re wakaing dey fo
2. Let me teach u how to saw.. (Reply) thank u have already sabi
3. I rather kill my self than commit suicide
4. Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on... Etc

lol

[size=20][color=crimson]Whats[/color][/size] The Worst English
Sentence You've Ever Heard
by Vilicious(m): 10:28am

^^^that's mine!

My fellow widows

I'm A̶̲̥̅ electrical engineering

I see u dere nw am see u here are you twice?

A guy approaching my elder sister when we were travelling;

baby watsup, your face look [color=crimson]similar,[/color]
you have a [color=crimson]second[/color]?

I did'nt did it

The water is trowaying away


I was born and bred up in nigeria

She didn't came

Ojukwu may be dead but his manhood lives on
That woman would have been made to undergo lie-detector (polygraph) tests to clear herself of Infidelity if her hubby did care or if Biancah had pressed charges.

If it is me that is you....

[color=crimson]Come to the close umbrella[/color]

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

you see me or i saw you?

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

. ......u nailed it....... Enter ur shoe nd fllw me.... Mehn lmao.....

I attended a public primary school where you'd meet pupils with very poor English.

Back then when my friend wanted me to REMIND of a thing the next day what he'll say is this; " John, please remember me tomorrow".

[color=#006600][/color]why shall I shy? even if I shall shy, shall I shy for you? ;Dwhy shall I shy? even if I shall shy, shall I shy for you?

Come and be going

Vilicious:
i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

mharyhur:
Come and be going

A

chaii, there is Godooo, all the blood that u people are sharing.

1. U are sooo completed in beautiful