Alyss:
Nigeria people are demon people

Nigeria is not presentable

who are also a demon

If you didn't came yesterday let me see your hand up

We were in secondary school then and my friend God's power(rest in peace) approached a lady he was madly in love with and she told him 'my place is too virinculous for you to know' . My guy was dazed and went through all the dictionary looking for the meaning. After so many years, I saw the lady earlier this month in a bank and I smiled to myself. Virinculous indeed!

if u lu mi I will tell my dog to lu u too

I overheard a senior student ask a junior student who is new to our school....

"You schooled at what?"

He was to ask him the name of his former school.

I was thinking say you don sleep.

Let me come and be going....

i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

"All the money spended was judiciously spended"

I will stabilize Nigeria economy by my buhari.

My former landlord's wife told us to play with her children ,in her words 'My children are your youngers ones'

I no have am and e didn't de.

what am I sawing?

He fathered my father (grand father)

1. In contraband to what being said
2.i shall not be in a controversial with such student

uncle i cannot fit oooo

The money spended were properly spended.

I am Jide by NAME. (will you be Jide by age or height before?)

"...the funds were properly spended"

this is correct in America tho

Are you on car

Reverse back pada die seyin

1. Aunty, aunty the gallon is pissing

2. Beautifuller Becky

3. Am going for sh!t

4. Am standing by my father

My heart I ya dun jigijigi gbamgbam

Oya come and be going

lakes99:
heard a man complainin @ a bank sayin
"the ATM machine has been swallowing peoples ATM card"

i was like hehehe....sey d ATM CARD na eba abi paracetamol wey machine dey swallow

ROTFL...this is wickedness.

In my uncle's voice.
"What type of this is this? "

Lol, the funds spend were properly spended

He was gone for a long periodically time

Na play I is. Sorry, na play we are

Out of all my childrences Osaro is the worstest he bested my wife and nakeded she in the front of evboho

Are you a participater?

Na who sing the sing?