cool

Who told you to told me

man: have you SAW it woman: No, i haven't SAW it since!!!.

tsidra:
You have dead today!

Your face?
Let us talk in camera.
My email is below.

Tey Tey Ago.

It has do!!

lol

iyaf do give me back my ball

After answering a question the teacher said clap for she....

you didnt know i was the one calling u.

1 Blame the roadsafety for plane crash
2 what i do
3 i will tell my daddy for you

I CAME TO YOUR HOUSE, KI-CAME I CAME , I DID NOT MEET U @ HOME

lemme come and be going

the man that you killed have died

"Bought your agege bread" was being chanted by a breadseller in my neighborhood

mofological

and her skin will still be freshing. by ma home economics teacher

Thanks for morning

I am a girls

BOY --- pls can u move back a little let me pass,
GIRL --- pls & pls, i can't move backer dan dis, dis is d backest i can go..

Tolexander:
A guy approaching my elder sister when we were travelling;

baby watsup, your face look similar,
you have a second?

Lmao

My battery is death

Money follow me lost

"I is coming"

is it not my slippers that is this.... I wanted to slap sense into that kid

When did we saw last?

So back in secondary school we had this guy who sabi yarn English anyhow, but on this day he Bleep up finish.

Teacher was writing on the board and the guy said with a loud voice as usual "Uncle the board is too go down"

The class scatter with laugh

the electrician is coming to come and sow the light

Oga please reverse back