₦airaland Forum

TheNaijan:
In response to this crazy thread that made FP, I decided make this.
PS: All pun intended too!
28 facts about Nigerian girls:
1). They are expert liars. They lie about how many guys they've been with...They lie through their makeups, and wigs...etc.
2). They love to seduce guys by their dressing, yet if an average Nigerian guy (with average _skills) approaches them, they'd act "all innocent" and all that.
3). They love sex more than Nigerian guys but they hide it, for many reasons.
4). They can never “love” one guy
5). They are gold diggers
6). They have protruding bellies (even the slim ones)
7). They are not good in bed and can't please a man fully in bed.
. They are short
9). They all wear wigs (extra cost)
10). They love makeups
11). They judge a man’s worth based on only his money
12). They don't fear pregnancy if you're rich
13). They talk softly when they first meet you, but after 3 months into the relationship, you'd marvel at their real voice
14). They can't give BJ's or think it's horrible
15). Most are unhygienic (how many Nigerian girls brush their teeth twice a day? How many change their wigs regularly? How many even wash their hair regularly? (Oh--it's because of the wig), hmmm--do the math)
16). They are pretenders
17). They are jobless or earn less than men yet they feel entitled to rich guys
18). All they want is money, money, before sex, though they want both
19). They pretend not to know anything about sex Oh: "I don't know what 69 means”
20). They are not virgins (this makes it hard for them to stick to a monogamous relationship as study shows women who are more promiscuous are likely to cheat on their partners).
21). Most are broke, so they all turn to gold digging
22). They watch way too much TV and most times copy the bad habits from these movies
23). They don’t eat healthy (Garri in the night—really? Yet, you worry why your belly is protruding)
24). They are less intelligent than Nigerian guys.
25). They are short but want tall guys (isn't that funny?)
26). They are expensive...they'd hardely buy gifts for their partners, but expect to be showered with expensivegifts...The cost of maintaining their hair is something else.
27). They are ungrateful...But her Nokia 3310 as a gift and she'd hate you...Take her to a local retuarant with better and more quality of food on her birthday and she'd be pissed.
28). They are fat
That's why most Nigerian men can't carry their wives--as their wives weigh more than them!
Add yours.
Once again, these may not apply to all Nigerian girls...And-- all pun intended!
#NoOffense
#NoOffense
#Nooffense!

IamLEGEND1:
5). They are gold diggers

6). They have protruding bellies (even the slim ones)

. They are short

Absolutely correct!

'A short girl with fat stomach feeling like she deserves a rich guy' is the quintessential definition of ur everyday Nigerian girl.

StrawberryCream:
Lol even the slim ones ke
How is that possible ... Either or u mean they malnourished?

Honestly, no one knows why.

But I guess that's what happens when you deal with girls who see excess meat consumption as enjoyment. and then there's the ewudu,egusi,edikaingkon(I have no idea how they spell it),etc.

bt I don close mouth sha.

IamLEGEND1:
Honestly, no one knows why.

But I guess that's what happens when you deal with girls who see excess meat consumption as enjoyment. and then there's the ewudu,egusi,edikaingkon(I have no idea how they spell it),etc.

bt I don close mouth sha.

IamLEGEND1:
5). They are gold diggers

6). They have protruding bellies (even the slim ones)

. They are short

Absolutely correct!

'A short girl with fat stomach feeling like she deserves a rich guy' is the quintessential definition of ur everyday Nigerian girl.

Charles4075:
Ma nigga.

IamLEGEND1:
I sight u,brotherly.

Charles4075:
Make we just dey observe bros.