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funny

lol

They will convince you that you could still use a monkey's kidney.it is the same and ll work fine

Timileyin:
- A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl's hand and say "o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)".

- If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless.

- My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart.

- He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system.

- When you're down, they'll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you.

- If you still don't respond, they'll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again

- If you're weak, they'll increase your heart beat to make you work faster,

- They'll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it's not really needed.


What do you think?

okay

If you have cold they would tell it's good for our weather because our weather is hot.

#soroniyen

anonimi:
If Buhari were an architect



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the joke shows how senseless you are

If you stay too long in the hospital, you would be given out as a maid to the lady whose maid has been admitted till d maid gets better.

They will drain all your blood (petrol) and tell you it finished during operation. They will ask you to buy new blood after the operation so they can test it to see if they got it right....

You caught them all "red-handed". You know their acts too well.

Honestly you got me cracking up with the removal of "kidney and all veins and they will say its just a design and not really needed".

Some mechanic would drain blood from their patients and pump pure water there and say "o maa sise" (it will work).

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

I can

If u're running temperature, they will recommend radiator coolant for drinking, if u have cataract, they will replace ur eyes with buffalo own and say it will still work. Worst still, don't have seizure, they will cut ur veins and tie it with tendon + solder it to ya bone ligament and say "Go in pieces" lol

- they will insist that your knee cap is not good again, but that it will be better to get the tokunbo @ Ladipo, and you won't need to follow them to go and buy it. Lol.

I always pray and wish never to have mechanic ish. When I do I just zero my mind to go by thr rubbish till I am free from them.
Mechanics hmmmmm.

They will remove ur brain so dat pple will post rubbish and pple will abuse..













Not talking to any1 ooo

If you come with full pint of blood, they will siphon everything and claim you came with 1/2 pint.

oNj:
He will treat you of headaches....


... Only for you to discover you now have typhoid

Docs already do that.

Am back here. Excited

Mtchewww

They will give you the 1st available drug once you get to the hospital, but when your situation does not improve after 3 days, they will now start diagnoses. (Oga I don know wetin do your car, na so e dey do all Honda)

They will discharge you when you're still ill and tell you don't worry it is because you just took treatment, you will be fine as you begin to walk around under the sun (That moment when you're hearing a strange sound and they're telling you it will normalize)

Shehucom:
No be small thing. My mechanic loosed four bolts, replace only two and was like, two is enough, am like shey the manufacturer no Sabi say two is enough before they used four... I was like Raifu WTF do you mean

lwkmdt...oh my tummy wan burst..

They will block your nose and divert your lungs to your mouth and say its better that way..lol

anonimi:
If Buhari were an architect



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oga, they hid my comments and banned me from politics section o.

it seems freedom of speech is no longer one of the fundamental human rights.

my days on this website are limited.

what is the difference between the two of them? my brother if you ask me my opinion I will say that the mechanics are even better than the so called doctor

Timileyin Mr Sanwo. Obviously dem mechanics don show you real pepper
Happy new year bro.

Remove your kidney and still sell it back to you and if you are not ready to buy yours back, they will sell it to the next person willing to pay immediately and then replace yours with dead kidney that cannot function again.

They will also drain your blood and sell to the next patient who has money to buy. If they see that your bones are still strong, they will induce you to sleep, then they will remove them and replace them with old bones that are weak.

Use super glue seal ur joystick saying its the only remedy for konji.

DGD1:
seriously!

guess we all forget the efforts of this guys to keep our cars on the road.
most are not educated but within a moment they fix what a graduate of Harvard and the likes couple to call a car.
how many of our so called mechanical engineering graduates can drain the oil off a car, some can't tell the size of a bolt by mere looking or feeling, bt with our *nigerian mechanic * you can't do freedom without knowing it
I can go on and on
they are not as bad as we portray them to be, because if they are, we would always ship our carss back abroad to change plugs, drain oil, and do some simple things

I don't know the quality of the graduates you're talking about, but there are stages of manufacturing, the design stage is one of them, and that requires a lot of hard work and skills than you seem to appreciate, if a University trained engineer can't drain oil or change plug for a vehicle, perhaps he doesn't have to, so

imsuboi:
oga, they hid my comments and banned me from politics section o.

it seems freedom of speech is no longer one of the fundamental human rights.

my days on this website are limited.

You can still share posts while you find out what caused the ban to avoid it.