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Hilarious»» If Nigeria Mechanics Are Medical Doctors by enasgreat(op): 9:50am On Jan 13, 2016
– A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl’s hand and say “o masise (it will work, its stronger)”. – If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless. – My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart. – He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in my system. – When you’re down, they’ll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you. – If you still don’t respond, they’ll clean dust off you, use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again – If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart beat to make you work faster, – They’ll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it’s not really needed.What do you think?
Lalasticlala do ur job
Re: Hilarious»» If Nigeria Mechanics Are Medical Doctors by mojysiola(f): 6:52pm On Jan 13, 2016
enasgreat:
– A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it
will white girl’s hand and say “o masise (it will work,
its stronger)”.
– If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell
your eyes and claim you came eyeless.
– My mechanic would have done an operation and
forgotten to return the heart.
– He would remove a kidney and claim its not
important and useless in my system.
– When you’re down, they’ll give you 2 knocks on the
head and try to start you.
– If you still don’t respond, they’ll clean dust off you,
use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try
to start you again
– If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart beat to
make you work faster,
– They’ll remove all veins they come across while
working, say its just a design and it’s not really
needed.What do you think?

Lalasticlala do ur job
Dry. That's what I think
Re: Hilarious»» If Nigeria Mechanics Are Medical Doctors by enasgreat(op): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2016
mojysiola:
Dry. That's what I think
Dnt get u
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