Oyind17:
mtcheeew thought its someone new didn't know its Mr carrot

lolll read dis thread from page one

petkruz:


My dear u didn't turn me around, u just singled yourself out for doom. Prepare to transport yourself to Uromi soon, when i'm done with u, u would preach sanity and decorum the rest of your life.

I shall perform e-exorcism on you. You think I'm your average Joe.

_Bitch my attitude on this thread has been consistent: all attack minded on the offensive, Smashing dimwits and spiritual puppets like you around.

Yours have been flitting. You came as a mature poster, I knocked the fakery outta your stinking mouth filled with dibia concoction.

Then you morphed into a vampire, thrusting for my blood, I poured holy liberations on you and you started your spiritual manifestations. Bwhahaha


Now you have become a prophetess of doom. Your vagina has been a stranger to a good _fuck. You're suffering from neglect and rejection

Ugly shrew.

Pidggin:

How can a prophet say things like these?

IM NT A PROPHET

udysweet:
Gbam! Lol

You and I can make it happen

mylordship:
IM NT A PROPHET

What are you?

Once you are high on cheap drugs, you can see anything.

You people are not even sharing the supernatural experience again, una just dey derail the thread

Pidggin:

What are you?

IM JUST A GUY

iAmCharis:


Blood of Zachariah!!!

mehn I've never in my life read something that heavy before

TrapLORD:


You don't even know howta go about things like these.. You gotta make it sound believable by getting info about me first. Or don't tell me you see through binary codes and data subs? No wonder you haven't been able to pass JAMB till now

You are wicked

@mylordship tell me something about myself

dollyjoy:
i dey,u no kon reply yesterday

You for pour cold water for my body na I slept off

mylordship:
im seeing u in an office. a very big one. take ur education serious, rememba a very big position.

if you are real, what do you see about me? for real, I need answers and dont tell me what I am going to be tomorrow. tell me what you think i know now thats not on NL....hahahahhaa

I'm sure this thread was moved to fp to entertain nairalanders

mylordship:
IM JUST A GUY

Chai... it's like it's only curse u like to reply to. Maybe u don't really see anything afterall.

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

not to be rude but were you already high when you saw those strange things ? It's obviously the effect of hallucinations

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

on the first occasion you were drunk

Oyind17:

You for pour cold water for my body na I slept off

hehehehehe,i thought as much!


Hw fa na?

theyrynsolar:

You are wicked

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dollyjoy:
your lies are becoming too obvious and boring!

I can see ur the one he is charting with

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

I guess you have a gift of seing things.

For me i hear things about people i see.

If i meet you and i spend just a minute with you i just hear stuffs about you but i may not tell you jack.

There was a day i entered a bus and i sat beside a very attractive lady and many messages were just pouring into my spirit and i just could not hold it...i downloaded everything for her and she was like O.M.G

I dont want to be known,seen or called a prophet.

I say this one is strong, eleyi gidi gan , nwa na only you dey see everything

iPrevail:
It's hard to tell who's sane on this thread and who's not.

Exactly, what I was thinking, so many psychos on this thread.

mylordship, Have been waiting nau. I'd be glad if you tell me anything u can see.

Toks2008:


I guess you have a gift of seing things.

For me i hear things about people i see.

If i meet you and i spend just a minute with you i just hear stuffs about you but i may not tell you jack.

There was a day i entered a bus and i sat beside a very attractive lady and many messages were just pouring into my spirit and i just could not hold it...i downloaded everything for her and she was like O.M.G

I dont want to be known,seen or called a prophet.

Word of knowledge!

Where's that demented pekrus or something.

So many old spinsters on nairaland posing in all shades of hypocrisy.

When I'm through with you, you will appreciate solitude and common sense.


Old hag of wasted creation.

You failed as a daughter.
Came last in your zeal to get married before age 30.

You spiritual indebtedness interrupted your education and made you a borderline lunatic with a tendency for dementia.


You seek to vent your frustration on nairaland. It ain't my fault_bitch that life chose you for her brutal experiment.

It ain't my fault you can't find love.

It ain't my fault your family is yet to be broken from the curses of shadowing spirits.


But it is my job to rid the flying witches off the streets of nairaland.

You pale the lights here

Olosho ode.

Lololololol. I don laff tire. Is this for real or somebody is taking trolling to a whole new level? Op, how do you see these things?

dollyjoy:
hehehehehe,i thought as much!

Hw fa na?

I dey o

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

u kno wen I was little ppl say dis too until recently I went for vigil d pastor was pissed nd he told her to leave cos she was standing with her head

mylordship:
IM JUST A GUY

You cannot be "You see spirits" at least so you say.

My advice, seek help, sometimes chemical imbalances may cause us to hallucinate. This is not an insult, it's just my two kobo.

Autino:
[b][/b]I can see ur the one he is charting with

i dnt understand?