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Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by 9iceX(op): 8:39am On Jan 15, 2016
No matter how much books you’ve read and how much advises you have gained from more experienced professionals in the field, you still need to expect a lot of surprises. Things you never planned or could ever imagine would happen after having you first kids...

Here's to get the ladies prepared (for the unexpected maybe) to be able meet up after the arrival of their first baby>>


Month 1 and 2 You are in Hell
Especially if you are the type who likes to sleep and eat a lot. You may not know this before now, but there is need I tell you before it’s too late. Hello, you are going to have a really sleepless night in the first few months after you welcome your first baby. Maybe you need to start practising what it is like to wake up in the middle of the night to attend to a crying baby


You are going to talk – a lot!
You might not really have much to talk about if your kid is a gentle and quiet one. Just when the other is what you got, it’s cool. Difference is, you need to learn to admit even the wrong fact during argument with your little chap. He might drag you to a stage where you will be left with no choice than go on your kneels and beg him to stop talking.


Your baby daddy suddenly becomes deaf all through the night
Don’t get carried away when they say men assists their wife on some certain things at home. It is good to see you rejoice at this, but be informed that their generosity don’t last beyond the evening; probably after dinner. Whatever you go through at night is strictly your business alone.

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Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by ZECOJOE(m): 8:43am On Jan 15, 2016
Hahahahahahahaha. No 3 is funny.
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by Nobody: 9:03am On Jan 15, 2016
I trust my finance he wouldn't do such..... I mean no3......

No fear for no1....it's what I do often


There's no cause for alarm cos I have a lot of babies already but I'm not married....#no2

I'll get use to all...... Just a matter of time it'll pass.... tongue
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by 9iceX(op): 9:05am On Jan 15, 2016
airmirthd1:
I trust my finance he wouldn't do such..... I mean no3......

No fear for no1....it's what I do often


There's no cause for alarm cos I have a lot of babies already but I'm not married....#no2

I'll get use to all...... Just a matter of time it'll pass.... tongue
Lucky you (maybe).
But wait till you both had your first baby na
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by femmy2010(m): 9:20am On Jan 15, 2016
Number 3 is funny but true
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by 7footre(m): 9:25am On Jan 15, 2016
Lmao! Seen ma sister battle with hers. E no easy lass lass
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by diamondc(f): 10:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
can remember being up in cold and rainy nights. the only thing hubby does is to tell me how sweet the sleep was in d night because of rain. joyofmotherhood#
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by ladyF(f): 3:39am On Jan 16, 2016
lol that number 3 no go work o. The husband must take part in keeping watch over the night. We will set alarm and take turns, these babies that don't sleep at night.... angry

Pikin wey sey e no go sleep, the papa no go sleep too... grin
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by carinmom(f): 12:05pm On Jan 16, 2016
No 3 is so on point, but sometimes hubby helps especially within the baby's first month.
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by nnamdibig(m): 1:21pm On Jan 16, 2016
No 3
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by 9iceX(op): 4:46pm On Jan 18, 2016
ladyF:
lol that number 3 no go work o. The husband must take part in keeping watch over the night. We will set alarm and take turns, these babies that don't sleep at night.... angry

Pikin wey sey e no go sleep, the papa no go sleep too... grin
Easy said o @Lady F
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by 9iceX(op): 4:47pm On Jan 18, 2016
carinmom:
No 3 is so on point, but sometimes hubby helps especially within the baby's first month.
Agreed Carinmom
Don't expect the favour at all time is the gist you know smiley
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by carinmom(f): 4:58pm On Jan 18, 2016
9iceX:
Agreed Carinmom
Don't expect the favour at all time is the gist you know smiley
That is why i said only in the baby's first month, after then i know I'm on my own oo.
Re: Top 5 Things To Know Before Having A Baby - Hilarious by pet4ril(f): 8:11pm On Jan 18, 2016
Okay
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