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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by JoBabs(m): 9:57am On Jan 21, 2016
LoL.... interesting but u forgot to add when kanji hook u, you'd create a hole on the wall between sodehinde and makama hall just to peep at ladies taking their bath....
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by tunatrezy(m): 9:59am On Jan 21, 2016
Lolz... You're correct about 1, 8, 9, 16 and 17.
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by sinistermind(m): 9:59am On Jan 21, 2016
When NEPA refuse to bring light and Sodeinde boiz decide to take their frustration out on girls passing by.

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Nobody: 10:02am On Jan 21, 2016
donralph2000:
I swear......everything na true......xpeshly squatter squatting another squattee....!!!

My guy we av floaters nd hangers

Sumtimes squatter dey collect bed space from bonafide grin

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by AsanwaKC(f): 10:03am On Jan 21, 2016
op..really on point...the one that pisses me off, is when you are squatting with a friend in moremi..hall and the potters start checking gate pass or when the potters announces your name loudly that your kini want to see you.

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by bolakale30(m): 10:04am On Jan 21, 2016
sickstars:


My guy we av floaters nd hangers

Sumtimes squatter dey collect bed space from bonafide grin
Bonafide... Squatter... Hanger...Floater...Swimmer


That's the correct order...

UNILAG....
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 21, 2016
sinistermind:
When NEPA refuse to bring light and Sodeinde boiz decide to take their frustration out on girls passing by.

shocked shocked shocked shocked no b joke o dey are evil

Dey fustrate girls life like madd

One day i passed their side didnt kno wen i started running grin
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by teeblaze23(m): 10:07am On Jan 21, 2016
Night reading during exam. Mehn!

Those girls wey dey form and had to stay in d hot sun for 5mins to take a cab from. FSS to NEW HALL

The razzmatazz during final year activities, (traditional day, costume day etc) its a bomb
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Nobody: 10:07am On Jan 21, 2016
bolakale30:

Bonafide... Squatter... Hanger...Floater...Swimmer


That's the correct order...

UNILAG....

Asin u sef sabi am grin
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by teeblaze23(m): 10:09am On Jan 21, 2016
sinistermind:
When NEPA refuse to bring light and Sodeinde boiz decide to take their frustration out on girls passing by.

Serious matter!!!
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by prof007lakeside: 10:10am On Jan 21, 2016
New Hall crowd at night.

Hall week celebration.
and lot of fun.

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Nobody: 10:12am On Jan 21, 2016
prof007lakeside:
New Hall crowd at night.


Hall week celebration.

and lot of fun.
I no dey miss one night at newhall.. Zone of olosho
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by banio: 10:31am On Jan 21, 2016
Number 18 serves me
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Larryfest(m): 10:37am On Jan 21, 2016
Lol.....hw time flies just like yestaday,elkanemi hall hear am wella dos days..Great Akokite

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Goridoe(m): 10:44am On Jan 21, 2016
Yomieluv:
The toilet though is true,usually in a messed up situation all the time.

mistakenly entered a female toilet,and saw a lady standing on the WC,and squating on it, with both hands spread to the wall as if she wants to fly out of the room.

kikikikiki grin this one pass me abeg.!
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by myqel(m): 10:44am On Jan 21, 2016
am proud to be an alumni of Unilag....graduated in 2014 and serving d country at present smiley

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Spykid101: 11:13am On Jan 21, 2016
This is absolutely the case
girl4rmspace:
Lol some are true
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Nobody: 11:19am On Jan 21, 2016
Yomieluv:
The toilet though is true,usually in a messed up situation all the time.

mistakenly entered a female toilet,and saw a lady standing on the WC,and squating on it, with both hands spread to the wall as if she wants to fly out of the room.

Why are the toilets messed up? is it:
a) Lack of running water to flush the toilet
b) Student refuse to flush after use
c) Cleaners refuse to do their job or
d) any other reason Please specify the reason
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by ericmor: 11:29am On Jan 21, 2016
profojah2:
4.How the library looks around exam time
Haha, dis pic doesn't qualify the situation at all.
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by sinistermind(m): 11:29am On Jan 21, 2016
sickstars:


shocked shocked shocked shocked no b joke o dey are evil

Dey fustrate girls life like madd

One day i passed their side didnt kno wen i started running grin

I was one of such boiz... those days tho
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by magicfingers009: 11:45am On Jan 21, 2016
Why didn't the OP state his source? Mynd44 & lalasticlala please see the link OP stole this post from. http://zikoko.com/list/17-things-people-attended-unilag-can-completely-relate/

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Hydris(m): 11:47am On Jan 21, 2016
omo i can relate very well ...especially Iya Moria for Ozolua then DLI ..when she says #Dodo ti tan...u no go fit cryl....Common room na die during El-Classico...#Squatters no dey get peace of mind...Love garden?!!!#Konjinabastard

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by enigma39(f): 11:49am On Jan 21, 2016
Op should have stated his source. It's from zikoko

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by quasteph: 11:55am On Jan 21, 2016
Lol... I completely agree
profojah2:
12.When someone jumps the long queue in shop10/Red Bricks/MopsMoreen and starts shouting "Aunty Eno" and "Aunty Ireti"
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Junki04(m): 11:56am On Jan 21, 2016
Xsolutions:
LOL!, @ OP, how could you miss this: when you stay at Jaja Hall but fail to arrange dinner on time and IYA PATO is the only option left undecided undecided grin
hahahahaha, u sabi this woman sef, the food no really sweet but we go queue tire

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jan 21, 2016
sinistermind:


I was one of such boiz... those days tho

shocked shocked then u a wicked sumbody
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by spesh007(f): 12:31pm On Jan 21, 2016
profojah2:
8.When your squatter squat another squattee

LWKMD.... SPELL INDEED
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by snoopy(m): 2:09pm On Jan 21, 2016
1,2,3,11 12 tho, i can so relate perfectly grin grin grin grin
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by Wenebadu(f): 2:10pm On Jan 21, 2016
LOMFA
Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by ayoniakins(f): 2:55pm On Jan 21, 2016
Wow.....i remember those days....

Number 3, 5 and 6......

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Re: 18 Things People who attended UNILAG can completely relate To by waleski(m): 3:24pm On Jan 21, 2016
Hydris:
omo i can relate very well ...especially Iya Moria for Ozolua then DLI ..when she says #Dodo ti tan...u no go fit cryl....Common room na die during El-Classico...#Squatters no dey get peace of mind...Love garden?!!!#Konjinabastard


Unilag life though, hated going to that bariga terminal at 6;30 and u will see queue of life.

When diploma students come for exam and every one is wearing their best Sunday dress


when schools starts in full swing and you cant get shuttle to bariga so u moses from bus admin to gate for like two weeks with water and handkerchief

Unilag when there is mad queue so u don't even bother entering cab cause u will roast in the cab from heat

jaja shopping complex or yemyem shopping complex where boys will play PlayStation from morning till day break

unilag life where once u get a bq in ozolua, u can forget about your gpa cause that's when u start to enjoy life esp with your bad gang

unilag life where ur bq and iya moria chows is enough to slaughter girls

BQ life that your boys know wen babe dey come, room gats dey sparkling clean with nice laptop, duve and ac to blow the girls wig and hair dry.

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