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Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by lordcornel(op): 9:15am On Feb 02, 2016
Mathematician:

How do u write 4 in between 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong.

UK: Not found on Internet.

Nigerian: = F(IV)E



Qn 2:

Show that 19 - 1 = 20.

Chinese: Am I a magician?

American: You must be daydreaming.

Japanese: There's no commonsense in this?

Nigerian: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman
Numerals and remove I to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20.

This is the reason you find Nigerians
everywhere in the world in finance,
business, medicine, engineering etc -
anything to do with using your brain.


British: Can u Swim?

Nigerian: No

British: Then a Dog is Better than u because
It Swims.

Nigerian: Can u Swim?

British: Yes!

Nigerian: Then What's the Difference
between u & a Dog??





PROUDLY NIGERIAN!!
Re: Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by PoliticalThuG(m): 9:18am On Feb 02, 2016
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Re: Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by kurupt1: 9:49am On Feb 02, 2016
Smh......keep decieving ur self.if nigerians were smart we wouldn't be in this economic mess,70% of the populace wouldnt be dirt poor, our senators won't be the highest paid in the world.......
Re: Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by chriskosherbal(m): 9:52am On Feb 02, 2016
Yea we are the smartest people ever liveth
Re: Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by jamace(m): 2:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
grin grin
Re: Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by bettercreature(m): 2:11pm On Feb 02, 2016
kurupt1:
Smh......keep decieving ur self.if nigerians were smart we wouldn't be in this economic mess,70% of the populace wouldnt be dirt poor, our senators won't be the highest paid in the world.......
exactly! the Op doesnt know the definition of being smart
Re: Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by chxe: 2:14pm On Feb 02, 2016
I smell FP
Re: Proudly NAIJA. Smartest People Ever Liveth. by chriskosherbal(m): 2:15pm On Feb 02, 2016
Yea proud naija. See link
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