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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by StringerBell: 11:57pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
@ ItsTime4me Believe me, u aren't bugging ppl with ur musings..many folks would like to know the answers to those questions. The way I see it is simple though. Do the stats really matter? If u got into NLNG tomorrow, would u be as keen to knw how the stats were juggled? Same applies if u don't get in (u can say the customary "God forbid" here.) The probable reason u crave those clarifications right now is to aid u gauge how optimistic u should be....which in my opinion does more harm than good cos that mail was as bland as it gets. The pseudo-importance of the mail had nothing to do with the mail itself but was due to the regret mails that were sent. So pls relax...try to put it outta ur mind and move on... while u still believe in your Jah's undeserved kindness. 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 5:18am On Feb 03, 2016 |
check your mails |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 5:23am On Feb 03, 2016 |
StringerBell: Touchè |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 6:39am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wakama6: 8:06am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Please house, when is the week?? 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MrSneh: 10:17am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Paadi, as e be ehn, shay we no go change that question to "When is the month"? wakama6: 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 10:56am On Feb 03, 2016 |
If you have any question, just check your mails. The answers are there. 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 10:57am On Feb 03, 2016 |
ladyF: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 11:08am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wakama6: 11:44am On Feb 03, 2016 |
But wait first o.. I have not been paid tp fare... Abi is it because I did mine in ph and I stay in PH |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 11:54am On Feb 03, 2016 |
This is for the Muslims. Check your times, the call to prayer is nigh. And for the Christians, Jesus is coming soon. 8 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wakama6: 11:58am On Feb 03, 2016 |
I smell something forkadict: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 12:02pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
sexyjob:lol your question is quite confusing. Please attach your gender to your profile... wakama6: Maybe they checked your address and saw that it was a walking distance from your venue? looks like forkadict has come across something that is not in the domain. Half baked gist raises BP 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 12:06pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
cashme28:actually opened a calculator to try and estimate how many years "salary plus expenses" the said amount will cover for 100 GTs very selfish thinking...I admit 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 12:32pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
ladyF:Lol, GTs don't cost the coy much. Do they? |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 12:32pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
cashme28: Assuming a wild estimate of NGN15m p.a for each GT, 120 GTs will cost NGN1.8bn per year. Assuming all GTs work for 35 years which is not likely, the payroll cost for 120 GTs (assuming no hike in pay) is NGN63bn. The company paid $3.6 billion in Company Income Tax and Education Tax between 2014 and 2015 - See more at: http://www.nlng.com/NIGNLNG/News.aspx?ID=21#sthash.eQgGCgsM.dpuf. This is about NGN720bn at the current CBN rate of about NGN200. Smart accountants can easily extrapolate the profits of the company which I believe is in Tr..... Given that oil price has dropped by about 80%. Even at 80% drop in profits, the NGN1.8bn per year is still immaterial to NLNG. Moreover, not all GTs need specialized training. For Accountants, IFRS and other relevant accounting standards are the same everywhere even in NLNG. For the continuity of the company, people who do not need specialized training can resume in phases based on need of user departments while Engineers can be grouped to resume together to minimize training costs. Something however tells me even if 120 GTs resume this February, it is just but the weight of an ant on the great elephant NLNG. But what do I know? He who wears the shoes knows where it pinches most. |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 12:43pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
^^^I am perplexed where you guys get this N150 p.a from. That's over a million a month for a trainee |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sexyjob(m): 12:50pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:Hehehe, you think say NLNG na your mate? 2 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 1:18pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
forkadict: Who has been able to decipher this? |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wakama6: 1:18pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
So am the only one that hasn't been paid ladyF: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sp500: 1:26pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Still using my Enigma machine to unravel the mysterious hidden mysteries cashme28: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 1:43pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
forkadict: Forkadict + NLNG Offer Letter = Displacement 2? @coded sayings? 4 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 1:48pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
forkadict please say something. forkadict: 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 2:26pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Shell 12, Mobil 15, Total 16-18, Chevron- 16-20, Eni - falafolo, NLNG blood money compared to all. airsaylongcon: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 2:42pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
But seriously hats off to this forkadict guy. His empathy with our situation is remarkable. He's been with us through thick and thin and feels our pain so much some initially thought he was also a GT candidate and even after he got in he's still got our backs. Oga, I salute you. 2 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 2:50pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
You need to update. lol Mobil at least 20m, Total over 20m, Chevron slightly more than Mobil, I do not believe nlng pays as much as Mobil not even close by 2/3mil dway4ward: 1 Like |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 2:57pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Probably right, my estimates were as at 2012 when I had Chevron interview. Always thought NLNG was highest paying grad job in naija. coolio2014: |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 3:01pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
forkadict:There are different interpretation depending on if you are an optimist or a pessimist. The optimist will think " A call to prayer and the second coming of Jesus should bring joy and as such NLNG call is near". To the pessimist a call to prayer should be a time to pray against a terrible situation and the Christ coming soon is to end the world as we know it and as such maybe the exercise has been cancelled. In the end I am still yours truly Mr Optimist. |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by LeoDiVinci: 3:56pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
You need to update. lol Mobil at least 20m, Total over 20m, Chevron slightly more than Mobil, I do not believe nlng pays as much as Mobil not even close by 2/3mil lol... coolio, knocking on 30 gates is the new 20 doors Dark hair? Total and Chevron... Chevron and Total... Lords of the Ring NLNG however shows who's boss in greys of hair But all are children to Mother Aramco Oga forkadict enjoying the 'lantic breeze I suppose? The Nordic dane15 good economic model there. Oracle artmedia any Nicer news? Mmes & Mssrs, Respect! *Shadows 2 Likes |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by freeradical(m): 5:59pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
LeoDiVinci:In other spheres of my life I go by ur alias...leodavinci rocks. All this money you guys are sharing here....there is godooo |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by freeradical(m): 6:02pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
StringerBell:I take it you are an atheist. |
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by freeradical(m): 6:07pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
forkadict:This one is easy....it means the due course is almost due. Harken thy ears for whence the trumpet shall sound . Thanks Mr addict for the tip....now wey you don hammer I go remove the f slang from your moniker. Wish you a great career in NLNG. |
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