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Okay romacelanders....e be like say I dey vex this night and I'll vent my vexation on u guys. So here goes nothing....

JUST BECAUSE Your Daddy is rich ,doesnt mean You are TALENTED. Quit fooling people wit your bullcrap,walking around calling yourself a rapper,a model,singer! Shut Up already! Your only strength is Daddy's Wealth. PERIOD. So,sit back and relax. You aint no flipping model! Or freaking rapper! Yo just some little lucky bastard!

JUST BECAUSE You've had a fight,doesnt mean its time to Quit the relationship! Oh No! People fight. All the time. Even Kings and Queens fight. Its called BEING HUMAN. So,calm down and solve your issues. Like Adults. No matter how nasty your fight was,We dont fight to quit. We fight BECAUSE we want to stay together. And we MUST.

JUST BECAUSE You are a TV News Anchor doesnt mean You have to adopt an accent. Heloooo,this is Nigeria. Not Minnesotta. So,Your little accent is NOT welcome. Be Real. We are interested in the NEWS. And Not HOW You deliver it.

JUST BECAUSE He is Your boyfriend doesnt mean HE has to finance your extravagant pleasures. You prayed to God for a boyfriend. Not TETEMESHA. His main job is to LOVE You. Not transform You. Go slow on his wallet,Girl. Go slow.

JUST BECAUSE You can pose nude doesnt mean You are a socialite. A rising celebrity. Hey! Anyone can pose nude. We do it in the bathroom all the time. The difference is that You carried a camera with You. So,Relax and put on some clothes. You didnt discover tits. Or butts. Eve was posing nude in the garden of Eden. All the time. And she was never picked for Big Brother.

JUST BECAUSE You score the BEST grades doesnt mean You will score even better in the outside life. We have seen complete assholes in class making it the best in life. Yes,lazy school drop-outs have become billionaires. So,Relax. If You cant pay your bills with your grades,then You need to chill dude.

JUST BECAUSE she/he is your partner doesnt mean YOU OWN them. Hey,Let them be. Let them hang out with their pals,let them move around. Let them take a walk. They aint going nowhere. Stop suffocating them with your crap. God,they have a life too! You MUST NOT know where they are all the time. Everytime. They are individuals. Not an extension of your nose! Let them breathe! Give them SPACE.

JUST BECAUSE He cheated doesnt mean You cheat TOO. Two wrongs NEVER made a right. You either forgive and trust him again. Or dump him and retain your dignity. But NOT deciding to pay back. Cheating on your partner just because they cheated first DOESNT heal Your wounds. It creates MORE wounds.

JUST BECAUSE You posted some real great update,some real amazing,inspira tional update,or funny as hell update,and NO ONE "Liked" it,or Commented on it,DOESNT MEAN that It wasnt any good. Or that You should delete it. No. Let it stay. You made your point. Whether THEY appreciate Your efforts or Not,is NOT Your problem. Spread your awesomeness around. Someday,they will sit up and notice. Yea,keep them updates coming!

And JUST BECAUSE I love writting LONG updates doesnt mean I shouldnt stop here. So,on that note,I STOP.

If u dey vex for wetin dey vex me then add urs

text UNVEX to 131 to deactivate

Lol you dey vexabeg go enter lagoon

So just because u r upset,u decided to post this ?

just because u own the largest d!ck doesn't mean u are a good gonger

Just because you kiss and tell, doesn't mean you are a good kisser.

cruzita:
just because u own the largest d!ck doesn't mean u are a good gonger

Cos its not about the size but how well it works

Ok. Noted!

In lil kesh voice "is it because i ___ u"

klassiquette:
Cos its not about the size but how well it works

soooo true Performance is key**

I'm always angry

Just because you have a wateryToto doesn't mean na hin you go use dey chop , sister open your brain, you've far more potentials than twerkin on a 10 inches dikc. - Na ur kind develop bullet proof shirt!

Just because you have a nice car,good work and are living a good life doesn't mean you have to start bragging all over everywhere and showing shitts off, brother when last you see Dangote or Bill gates showing off luxuries on IG? Abeg chill and stop the noise.

pinceprinz:
I'm always angry

Just because you have a wateryToto doesn't mean na hin you go use dey chop , sister open your brain, you've far more potentials than twerkin on a 10 inches dikc. - Na ur kind develop bullet proof shirt!

Just because you have a nice car,good work and are living a good life doesn't mean you have to start bragging all over everywhere and showing shitts off, brother when last you see Dangote or Bill gates showing off luxuries on IG? Abeg chill and stop the noise.

Confirm...my vex mate...tell em jare

vicstar:
just because u're an olosho dat does not make u a sex expert

Lmao....vexness level 7

ellacute45:
Lol you dey vexabeg go enter lagoon

U mean german lagoon? no wahala, I go enter if u go dey inside to entertain me

Lol

itokam:
U mean german lagoon? no wahala, I go enter if u go dey inside to entertain me

Just because u caught me with 2 girls in a 3som doesn't mean ur not my best strafing partner

Okay lemme try vex small

Just because you studied Food and Nutrition in school doesn't make you a good wife, our grandmothers never read a book yet they were good mothers and excellent cooks. So pls go and learn practical.


Just because all the beauty Queens of today are skinny doesn't mean you should starve your self to death......remember some men like it thick.... What if your Bro Right is one?.... ... U wan change destiny?



And just because you have been tagged Bro Saint/Sis Holy doesn't mean you will make heaven.. ... ..... ... God no dey look face. Na judgement day u o know say God get ya file intact.



Me.. ... Just because I talk wetin dey up there no mean say na me holy pass.. .. ... . me sef still dey endeavour to get half plot for heaven. Peace

Swissheart:
Okay lemme try vex small

Just because you studied Food and Nutrition in school doesn't make you a good wife, our grandmothers never read a book yet they were good mothers and excellent cooks. So pls go and learn practical.


Just because all the beauty Queens of today are skinny doesn't mean you should starve your self to death......remember some men like it thick.... What if your Bro Right is one?.... ... U wan change destiny?



And just because you have been tagged Bro Saint/Sis Holy doesn't mean you will make heaven.. ... ..... ... God no dey look face. Na judgement day u o know say God get ya file intact.



Me.. ... Just because I talk wetin dey up there no mean say na me holy pass.. .. ... . me sef still dey endeavour to get half plot for heaven. Peace

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irewolepeter:
Nice

Thanks.

Swissheart:
Thanks.

you're welcome

Swissheart:
Okay lemme try vex small

Just because you studied Food and Nutrition in school doesn't make you a good wife, our grandmothers never read a book yet they were good mothers and excellent cooks. So pls go and learn practical.


Just because all the beauty Queens of today are skinny doesn't mean you should starve your self to death......remember some men like it thick.... What if your Bro Right is one?.... ... U wan change destiny?



And just because you have been tagged Bro Saint/Sis Holy doesn't mean you will make heaven.. ... ..... ... God no dey look face. Na judgement day u o know say God get ya file intact.



Me.. ... Just because I talk wetin dey up there no mean say na me holy pass.. .. ... . me sef still dey endeavour to get half plot for heaven. Peace

Choi! Just becos ur this beautiful doesn't mean I can't ask you out! Highest u go tell me say u no do!