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Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)

I can see just one "orange LIP"

The upper lip is still black.

Hmmm..cool lips,mine is natural duo,blend ur complexion so well no treatment no artificial

See dust for your eye

Where is the lips? , My guy use water colour paint the lower lip. .sharp guy

Hahahahahahaha , guy if you really think your lips are sexy then you must be living in denial.

From the pictures, it appears you have a big mouth hence your fat lips but for the pink lips, o boy 4get it; pink lips yapa baje!

Pink lips ain't gonna rock the ladies' boat you know but cool buck$$$ would do the tricks just fine , abi Osho-baba get pink lips or OBJ get pink lips?

Iranu

Why not make the upper lips pink, abi that one no follow for your lips ni

Nonsense. Does pink lips change who you are? Does it improve your hustle?

Don't go and look for something productive to do, stay there and keep obsessing about your lips

pink what??


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Speechless3:
Focus more on getting bright eyes abeg.

Some NL guys dem are ugly kaiiiiiiiiii

You've been rubbing that shiity pink stuff on your lips ....smh

Focus more on getting bright eyes abeg.

is this the new pink color?

Now work on making your eyes white cuz you look like you have jaundice.

See advert

Hehehehehe.....your lips dey like wetin fire burn! Like say e dey peel!


By the way, na who pink lips don help? Them dey use am find work abi na wetin?


Low sef esteem issues!

Low self esteem... Apart from the smoking part which is dangerous to health, whether or not you have pink lips, you won't marry "dem girls". You'll marry one woman. Bear in mind that if you have an ugly character, Agege bread would last longer than your marriage!

Dude! Seriously? How much your lips dey make per day/month/year?

Ur lips dey bring money?
Dangote get pink lips?

Dude don't deceive yourself that pinkish lips is a symptom of illness

Not everybody likes it dude, I personally 8 it!

if i hear say you fine

dovelike:
NL guys dem are ugly kaiiiiiiiiii

Does it still apply to your nose?

Speechless3:
Focus more on getting a bright eyes abeg.

hello, how are you? Been awhile

Him pink lips add am for forbes richest list?? ...people dy show off lastest cars,houses even dollar notes ...him dy show lips.

bros y ur eyes Still red ?

Still okay jare