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Eddygourdo : morning dear, hope you slept well, it's 6:45am, please we must leave the house at most by 8am to best traffic.
Bae : OK. Let me just sleep for five minutes, I slept late was chatting in my work group. Presentation coming next week.

It's 7 :15am

Eddygourdo : ha, wake up na. I wanna go bath, since u can't join me in there for a morning rumpus, please be in ur towel and enter after me. Please 8am is the latest.
Bae : grunts.... OK dear.

It's 7:17am
Eddygourdo : I have finished bathing, oh. Where are you, Wat are you doing in the kitchen na.
Bae : shey we won't eat ni?
Eddygourdo : when will you cook it finish, it's almost 8 and even bath, you haven't.
Bae : don't worry in ten minutes, I will be ready.

It's 7: 45am

Eddygourdo : oh my good God. Where are you going, you haven't even bathed. Eh?
Bae : I forgot I have no Maggi. Let me rush down and buy some
Eddygourdo : bia get back here, we will eat it without Maggi, didn't you hear we must leave by 8am?
Bae : God forbid. We are no hobos. Mbanu. I will finish before eight.
( this is a lady, who hasn't even bathed)

It's 8 :15am
( after raising my voice and some scolding she enters the bathroom, while I finished the cooking reluctantly)

Eddygourdo : I have packed the food to - go. We will eat it later. Please am waiting for you in the car.
Bae : haba na, don't you want me to dress up and look good? * winks*

(in anger I storm out, Sunday na Valentine. I think she got a gift for me and I rather not cause a quarrell lest my gift ends up in a dust bin)

It's 9: 15am
Bae : see me here oh, I used only 5mins.
Eddygourdo : really, 5mins abi. After begging you to be early. Later you will call me a nag. Abi
Bae : it's not my fault na..... Or is it my fault?

( speechless and in almost certain tears, I drive away knowing that we have missed the free ride I was hoping to join up.......... Na to drive myself to Abuja remain)

I now hope my valentine gift could be a change of character...... I don't need that full body massage and usual boxers again. Start keeping to time oh ye woman.

Eddygourdo:
Eddygourdo : morning dear, hope you slept well, it's 6:45am, please we must leave the house at most by 8am to best traffic.
Bae : OK. Let me just sleep for five minutes, I slept late was chatting in my work group. Presentation coming next week.

It's 7 :15am

Eddygourdo : ha, wake up na. I wanna go bath, since u can't join me in there for a morning rumpus, please be in ur towel and enter after me. Please 8am is the latest.
Bae : grunts.... OK dear.

It's 7:17am
Eddygourdo : I have finished bathing, oh. Where are you, Wat are you doing in the kitchen na.
Bae : shey we won't eat ni?
Eddygourdo : when will you cook it finish, it's almost 8 and even bath, you haven't.
Bae : don't worry in ten minutes, I will be ready.

It's 7: 45am

Eddygourdo : oh my good God. Where are you going, you haven't even bathed. Eh?
Bae : I forgot I have no Maggi. Let me rush down and buy some
Eddygourdo : bia get back here, we will eat it without Maggi, didn't you hear we must leave by 8am?
Bae : God forbid. We are no hobos. Mbanu. I will finish before eight.
( this is a lady, who hasn't even bathed)

It's 8 :15am
( after raising my voice and some scolding she enters the bathroom, while I finished the cooking reluctantly)

Eddygourdo : I have packed the food to - go. We will eat it later. Please am waiting for you in the car.
Bae : haba na, don't you want me to dress up and look good? * winks*

(in anger I storm out, Sunday na Valentine. I think she got a gift for me and I rather not cause a quarrell lest my gift ends up in a dust bin)

It's 9: 15am
Bae : see me here oh, I used only 5mins.
Eddygourdo : really, 5mins abi. After begging you to be early. Later you will call me a nag. Abi
Bae : it's not my fault na..... Or is it my fault?

( speechless and in almost certain tears, I drive away knowing that we have missed the free ride I was hoping to join up.......... Na to drive myself to Abuja remain)

I now hope my valentine gift could be a change of character...... I don't need that full body massage and usual boxers again. Start keeping to time oh ye woman.

Reset the time on her fone, your fone, her watch and your watch, also all the clocks in the house by 20mins and she will be prompt to your specifications..... Bia remember you too must keep the act even if you know it's too early. *winks*

tripplephi:
Reset the time on her fone, your fone, her watch and your watch, also all the clocks in the house by 20mins and she will be prompt to your specifications..... Bia remember you too must keep the act even if you know it's too early. *winks*

hmmmmm. Wonder why dis never occurred to me. Nne mmara mma. Thanks make I try am. Na my value gift be that

Lolz, join the club brother, get ready for the long ride cos she may never change... e dey their DNA.

Get her a time zone

endure my brother ,na so God wire dem