₦airaland Forum

oluwafirefunmi:
Lmao! Pls I'm not in Canada o. I'm stuck in Lagos traffic at the moment sef.

Walexz02:
Na wa for una o with this una 10pages per day thread..
Sometimes I just have to frank my face and skip some pages knowing very well that I'll miss some interesting post.. Rukkyola don return from village
Oya where is my kulikuli, abi u no bring anything come from village ni
Hope you guys are all doing well
Logodwhiz
Bobolil , you no come tell me say rukkyola don return na
Amodu
Hardie14
Janjohnjoan
Fraiser
Freh
Oluwafirefunmi
Eaglevision
Abbeyunique2 et al....

Fraiser:
where are my beautiful angel blizzydoDo nd my dearest sis fraih, am sorry for checking on u lately, i had a delay in airport, d plane i wanted to enter had a flat taya nd dey need to charge it, i den rushed down to port to come wit ship but d captain said d weda is not fit for sailing, i immidiately rushed down to d train station bur d driver of d only available train has not recovered from d hangover he had yesterday as a result of taking too much cocacola, I wanted to com wit my bycicle bur i cudnt get fuel in d train station, eventually i hav to ride my camel to golden city dat was d reason i came late. my blizzydoDo av missed u so much, all tanks to d litu itch btw us, ur luv is now shining afresh lyk an early morni sun in my heart, i now realised hw much u worth, u are indeed priceless, I luv u three much. to my fraih u are indeed an invaluable twinie i luv u so much. To all d citizens of golden city i say gudmorni wit absolute humbility.

FolabiBret:
Thank God.

AirstarKane:
Good PM peepz how are you guys especially Ikorodu peepz and Great Ife Alumni hmmm my boo @DTOBS has refused to let me show face o had to come out by force since the birth of the twins. Errmm I writing something and it's really cooking but I would need you guys support and all concerning the issue of the economy omo na farming sure pass o subsistence farming wahalie I will show pics of some of the things I got from my small farm sha. Love you guys like kilode. Hope we've not forgotten about #Beyondnysc

FolabiBret:
But wait o. As we get soldier for here now, make e kuku dey do security officer for here nau. Mo wiire abi mio wiire?

Fraiser:
hmmm see my babe yaf pour cold water in my heart o, dont worry i will heed ur advice meanwhile me just see everytin here as fun ni o, bur if he is taking it personal i tink i will let him be bur he shudnt hav started it in d first place since he knows d limit of his tolerance

merikims:
this one wey u dey mention me so fraiser na me u wan take replace ur first wife?

hardie14:
okayyy
first of all introduction
i am hardie 14 as you all know
i am a she as you already know
i am the only legally single, not attached and not searching she on this thread.
FUTA ex pikin
my daddy'sdaughter and my mummy's baby.
that s me hardieluv
** takes a bow and leaves the stage***

Greatest Futarian, dunno say you be my sister from the same School o which dept did you finish from?

***
Shammak Darling, I see You
Kbs468, I really dunno what to say, you have been cracking my ribs here with your mentions
Fraiser, I just have to accept you and your decision again. I hope evrything turns out well. BlizzydoDo, I can officially call you my sister-in-law now
IghravweIG, whats good with you?

Xhiss:
So no news today...wey all those ppl wey dey say 'my uncle said, my friend said', i nid to hia sumfn abt nysc. 40dys no b beans.

Fraih:
Pls o... M not looking for trouble this time, but i really want to know, are you guys 4 real or these things you write here are just hoaxes... M curious

Cc : Shammak, Abbeyunique2, BlizzydoDo, bolagabriella, Kbs468, Amodu

LogoDWhiz:
We need to diversify.

The basic reason why the exchange rate is getting lower is because the reserves are getting depleted. And nothing is going back there.

Nigeria as a country need to access other ways to generate income.
We have the potential, we just need to harness it.
Our over-dependence on Oil is the cause of this, we decided to abandon all other income generating resources all for Oil. And now we are reaping the reward of our Labour.



As for now, I'd advice we devalue the currency.
get loans, invest heavily in other sectors. And then things will get back to norMAL.

All these buyinnaijatobuildthenaira is not enough, it's actually minute.

If other countries are still not buying our things, then it's not yet there.

eaglevision:
Keep trying!Let me tell you something... Those successful people you see, have tried more times than you've failed Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm! Keep kicking on! Never ever give up and the sky will be a starting point.Good morning to y'all wonderful citishin of the GC,hope y'all slept soundly,na so I dream see NYSC DG dae pursue me for dream o,abeg who fit interprete dis kind dream for me biko,if na bad in make I start my prayer and fasting kiamosa. *sips emu oguro*

eaglevision:
This ma sweedie,just like to dae laugh sha,na wia dem do the jazz for u b dt abi,say anytime u smile and laugh like dis,my memory musto wipe off.chai.

Fraih:
Greatest Futarian, dunno say you be my sister from the same School o which dept did you finish from?

***
Shammak Darling, I see You
Kbs468, I really dunno what to say, you have been cracking my ribs here with your mentions
Fraiser, I just have to accept you and your decision again. I hope evrything turns out well. BlizzydoDo, I can officially call you my sister-in-law now
IghravweIG, whats good with you?

Walexz02:
Na wa for una o with this una 10pages per day thread..
Sometimes I just have to frank my face and skip some pages knowing very well that I'll miss some interesting post.. Rukkyola don return from village
Oya where is my kulikuli, abi u no bring anything come from village ni
Hope you guys are all doing well
Logodwhiz
Bobolil , you no come tell me say rukkyola don return na
Amodu
Hardie14
Janjohnjoan
Fraiser
Freh
Oluwafirefunmi
Eaglevision
Abbeyunique2 et al....

Hey Walexz02, I understand the mis-spelling up there It's Fraih. Yeah, I'm doing well, Thanks Thanks I believe you are also.

Kbs468:
Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.

Shammak:

I didn't submit any application to UN-EASE company na

LogoDWhiz:
It's quite funny some people are already believing Sunnepa17 is in the force!

It's all jokes as usual. So be at rest!

LogoDWhiz:
We need to attract investors.
We need to make the exchange rate friendly.
If not, no tangible investment can be made.
We have so many resources untapped.
Ooni of Ife recently said that there is Gold in Osun State. Let's tap that
We have Coal in Enugu, and there's Ajaokuta Steel Company, let's restructure it and tap it.
I saw a post earlier on FP today about a shoe factory in Kano being abandoned, Let's tap it.
Federal Government should look at each state, look at the natural resources in the state, build an establishment there so as to harness these resources.
It's possible

Kbs468:
Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.

hardie14:
na urp oo my sis you nko

Oh URP, Funke's department. Your face actually looked familiar, did you stay in the Hostel at any point?
Ok, mine, I'm from the one and only beautiful department which holds and sustain life, We care and cater for every man and virtually, no human can do without us. I can't shout,
I finished from Food Science and Technology department.

Armynu:
Shey you want to become the "Deputy Vice President" ni....
Cc: Logodwhiz Kbs468

Fraih:
Greatest Futarian, dunno say you be my sister from the same School o which dept did you finish from?

***
Shammak Darling, I see You
Kbs468, I really dunno what to say, you have been cracking my ribs here with your mentions
Fraiser, I just have to accept you and your decision again. I hope evrything turns out well. BlizzydoDo, I can officially call you my sister-in-law now
IghravweIG, whats good with you?

FolabiBret:
So, 1 Dollar is now 370 naira and 1 pound is now 550 naira. Now that 1 congo of Rice is 550 naira too; shey pesin nor go begin dey plant everything we e go dey chop bai?

Now, joking apart, fellows, what do you think could be done to stabilize this our rickety economy? Beyond the buy-in-Nigeria-to-strengthen-the-Naira campaign, what other ways could the Naira be strengthened?
Cc: All concerned persons

wittyemi:
Hmmmmm,Sir,from your post i disagree to two things and agree to others .
Firstly,the idea of getting loans; you don't get loans when you don't have an idea of what to do with the loan,Nigerian leaders are not disciplined enough to handle loan,instead the greedy Leaders will chop the loan n at the end of the day we ll Have nothing to show for it. Getting loan is a good idea but not for Nigerian leaders,it will only be an opportunity for a microscopic few to be enriched.

2ndly, You not in support of "buy in 9ja to build the naira"; It's hi-time we bore the pain of the buy in 9ja to build the Naira ooo. To get investors,we have to first value our own n give them (investors) reason(s) to invest; let's produce my brother, let's keep the money in Naija. Hyundai was initially not accepted in its own country india (I stand to be corrected),but persistence n conviction has paved way for it globally,y won't investors flock into India. Read the history behind the turn around of China's economy to where they are now. For example, No body is giving our own Innoson (indigenous motor assembling /manufacturing company) a chance in 9ja,we prefer a second-hand Toyota to a new Innoson car,so how do we progress. Sen. Ben Murray Bruce bought his own made in nija car yet ppl still want to crucify him.

It is sardonic and regrettably lugubrious that a country like Nigeria that has all her thirty six (36) states with solid mineral deposit in commercial quantity has leaders that are blind and can only see oil as natural resource..

God Bless 9ja area oooo

missprudence:
I'm pretty sure he was joking.. I didn't bring up children in that manner... oya Sunnepa17 come here now n apologize... this is not how I raised u

Fraiser:
yeh!!! honorable minister u just tarnish my image dia, jab wit kollenzy ke, for wia, no b me o. I no jab anyone o, kindly do proper amendment

Kbs468:
Not necessarily that but when a joke begins to get an unpleasant undertone, I guess it would become glaring to all.

Yeah I am not against all the above you've enlisted oo but what I am saying is that any devaluation attempt shouldn't be from today but until certain machineries are in place b4 a proper take off with lesser strenuous impact on the citizenry.

OK take for instance, the sudden change in power supply across Nigeria from June 2015 and everyone went haywire jubilating as if PMB had done magic within 1 month in office rather than appreciating the fact that GEJ's additional attempt at increasing the Megawatts of the National grid eventually came to fruition within the period under review and not that any special thing was done by PMB.

Now is it the same experience again in your Area? Mine is No by the way.

And the old excuse of a depleted Kainji Waters and lack of gas supply to the PPP gas powered generation plants were again responsible for the down turn power supply.

All those Minerals and natural resources cannot produce an immediate impact within these Year but from next because all the old paper work, survey and research would have to be conducted first and reviewed, re-designed and re-awarded b4 site exploration

And guess what, I hope you know that all this things are not for free which was why FASHOLA had to signed the contract of borrowing $800,000,000 or is Naira? From a Japanese firm at 2% interest rate To finance the new power generating station somewhere around..............I have forgotten, so let me not lie because I didn't actually read it but only flipped over the news item then and that was y I wasn't sure if it is in Dollars or Naira but if I confirmed it again too.

BlizzydoDo:
cnt stop lafin buh diz yur means of transportation 2 diz city no be here o hon

BlizzydoDo:
tanx 4 yur cooperation

BlizzydoDo:
glad 2 b a part of d family