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I boarded a bus going to Ikeja just now from Ojuelegba, sat by the window side for fresh air sake. Then in came this old man who sat beside me, I greeted him and chilled.
The bus got filled and as the driver was taken off, those park miscreants held him down for their settlement. As all these was going on, this elderly man bent towards me and placced his whole hand on my laps almost touching my private part. I was shocked on catching him because I thought it was the weight of my handbag and bottled water on my leg. He we kept leaning on me on every swerving of the bus, I just warned him not to try that nonsense again if not he would gett a hand of Sama from me.
But I must confess, I had to keep checking my private part on intervals to make sure its not missing before the we got to the final bus stop. Evv old men won't respect themselves.

chocolateme:
I boarded a bus going to Ikeja just now from Ojuelegba, sat by the window side for fresh air sake. Then in came this old man who sat beside me, I greeted him and chilled.
The bus got filled and as the driver was taken off, those park miscreants held him down for their settlement. As all these was going on, this elderly man bent towards me and placced his whole hand on my laps almost touching my private part. I was shocked on catching him because I thought it was the weight of my handbag and bottled water on my leg. He we kept leaning on me on every swerving of the bus, I just warned him not to try that nonsense again if not he would gett a hand of Sama from me.
But I must confess, I had to keep checking my private part on intervals to make sure its not missing before the we got to the final bus stop. Evv old men won't respect themselves.

Why didn't you call me on phone to deal with that old man... toying with my love

Ladies still dey lose private part

Lol...very funny story. Hahaha old man for dt matter. Please check it again o biko

This issue of vagina missing is just a mere myth... how can your vagina just disappear lol.

werrin be this

So na old men dey fancy you now?

"Chocolateme! Your own has finished!!" - **in Yaw's voice.

chocolateme:
I boarded a bus going to Ikeja just now from Ojuelegba, sat by the window side for fresh air sake. Then in came this old man who sat beside me, I greeted him and chilled.
The bus got filled and as the driver was taken off, those park miscreants held him down for their settlement. As all these was going on, this elderly man bent towards me and placced his whole hand on my laps almost touching my private part. I was shocked on catching him because I thought it was the weight of my handbag and bottled water on my leg. He we kept leaning on me on every swerving of the bus, I just warned him not to try that nonsense again if not he would gett a hand of Sama from me.
But I must confess, I had to keep checking my private part on intervals to make sure its not missing before the we got to the final bus stop. Evv old men won't respect themselves.

Are you male, this sounds more like a male talking

Kingsasian:
Ladies still dey lose private part

she sounds like a "male" if you ask me....

IVORY2009:
she sounds like a "male" if you ask me....

lol

Kingsasian:
lol

perhaps "he/she" forgot is using a female ID to post

IVORY2009:
perhaps "he/she" forgot is using a female ID to post

I think he/she copied and paste the story...lol

Kingsasian:
I think he/she copied and paste the story...lol

okay! Dat could be true, less give him/her a benefit of doubt. "copy n paste hand-work"

IVORY2009:
okay! Dat could be true, less give him/her a benefit of doubt. "copy n paste hand-work"

abi?

describe how you where checking your private part at interval in the bus

would the story be different if it were to be a young handsome down to earth guy
that placed his hands on your lap...

anyway keep checking

hmm chocolate cream

This kind of things happens very well oo. I once witnessed one where the lady threatened to slap the old man for rubbing d lady's lap.

Hahahahaha! Old papa wey wan flex!

IVORY2009:
okay! Dat could be true, less give him/her a benefit of doubt. "copy n paste hand-work"

the makinde azeez pple