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| The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Eddygourdo(op): 7:39pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
(1) finally I have been forced to learn the art of being unclad. I used to be shy, now I walk about very confident in my unclothedness, my neighbours should be tired of the view, I hope the heat stops lest I take my newly found hubby to the streets (2) to all those lazy men who don't understand the art of twenty rounds with diverse styles of cow girl, doggy, cat woman, blah blah blah. this na una time, the heat has forced the strong but Hot hearted to result to our biblically decent and long maligned missionary style, where speed is not a factor, lasting power is not a factor, infact the sooner u get in and get out the better for you lest she pushes ur sweating ass away. (3) well in so far we don't have the stubborn ones i described above, most people will stay away from sex, thus for the first time in history, we won't need our churches to preach against immorality and unwanted pregnancy. The heat has thrown us all to the bare floor, naked and irritated at any human contact that will bring sweat and add to our discomfort (4) needless to say, it's clear from the above that all olosho should proceed on annual leave. Business down time has loaded. (5) our lovely ladies who walkabout in panties and all manner of skimpies, well gone are the day you will need to fear embarrassment from that busy body old mama in ur Street, who looks at u with disdain simply cos you are making we men happy, please discard the pants if possible, the heat deserves all our unclothedness. Let it do it's worst |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Cutehector(m): 7:42pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
Walkin around d house in boxers is damn cool.. No send anyborry.. |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 7:49pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
PANTIESs Ke?... BROS WALKING NAKED IS NOW MY HOBBY(INSIDE HOUSE OO) BEFORE NL GUYS START ASKING FOR MY ADDRESS SAYING THEY ER JEHOVA WITNESS |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Eddygourdo(op): 7:51pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
FlawlessRebirth2:didn't wanna comment further, but you just killed me with that post, GOD of hosts. Lmao |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Theyveedo(m): 7:54pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
Hmmm |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Elosky20: 8:01pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
Eddygourdo:make una continue the walk naked and sleep naked until one of these lassa fever rats mistakes your dick for carrot |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Eddygourdo(op): 8:03pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
Elosky20:hahahahahaha, GOD forbid, why u talk this kain thing sef when you know say night don come. # uncomfortable |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Nobody: 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
As you dey hear my voice now, na g-string yours sincerely dey rock o |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by Nobody: 8:08pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
Elosky20:Hahahahaha |
| Re: The Blessings Of This Blistering Hot Weather by cruzita(f): 8:15pm On Feb 22, 2016 |
una no go kill person here.Abeg op do fast enter street with your new hobby ,it might be your calling from God |
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una no go kill person here.Abeg op do fast enter street with your new hobby ,it might be your calling from God