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Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by ibisko04: 7:47pm On Feb 23, 2016
There is no need for panicking. The system will correct itself.
Nigeria will fair better after all these tension subsided.
One thing that Buhari and Emefiele should do is to maintain the official value of naira as it is now. NO TO NAIRA DEVALUATION! Naira will strengthen up soonest.
Let us keep hope alive.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by seguntijan(m): 8:10pm On Feb 23, 2016
A quick reminder for those who wore the pro-Jonathan uniforms between 2010 and 2015:
Our obsessive assessments of President Muhammadu Buhari's administration, and his candidacy years before he was sworn into this Office, aren't expressions of regrets or mortal disappointments in him.
If an election is conducted even today between Buhari and Jonathan, I won't have a second thought before I cast my vote against Jonathan, whose government almost legitimised corruption, and was cruel to the point of diverting funds meant for counterterroris
m to personal accounts of party stalwarts and the president's men. Which was the reason for the populated IDP camps across the north!
Our criticism of Buhari is exactly the mindset we expected you to exhibit when you were busy singing praises of atrocious mismanagement of resources and disdain for honest critics of the government.
Jonathan failed because you and yours asked us to give him more time - even sharing his statements that 4-year tenure isn't enough to fix Nigeria - while things were falling apart. Jonathan failed because, even after squandering his goodwills and unable to meet our collective expectations, you allied and formed a sycophantic group paraded as "Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria" to extend the sufferings and dying of the Nigerian.
It's easy for us to identify with Buhari based on shared religion and region, in your fashion. But how would such sentimental advocacy fix the problems of the average Nigerian from Aba down through Oyo to Zaria?
Don't you think it's easy for us to appeal to sentiments and be seen as conformists for "deferring to the elders" and thus be invited for appointment by a government headed by a fellow Muslim and northerner?
Perhaps because I've no marital responsibility yet, I've never found political appointment attractive, which is why I push for a functional country where you don't have to praise the government to earn a living.
Some people may think we are bitter because we aren't invited for an appointment yet, unknown that we are frequently approached for political engagements. And even yesterday, wallahi tallahi I got an offer of an appointment, and if this is untrue, may God never forgive me for making it up. In fact, friends like Jaafar Jaafar and
Abdulaziz Abdulaziz will even tell you of the "lucrative" that came in the early days of this government. Some appointments are simply to have you silenced, because your job description screams "no impact!"
We are all equal stakeholders in the building of this country, and we shouldn't allow any politician manage our affairs as though they were his or her private enterprise. Some day, we will have the resources and connections to head a relevant office, but until then we must be resilient and honest in keeping our serving leaders on their toes.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by kennyman2000(m): 8:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
cckris:
In 1929 Bankers were committing suicide, & you're talking of sack.
were you born then sir?
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Malakh: 8:13pm On Feb 23, 2016
All I'm gonna say is gloomy days are ahead, it starts from America and spreads across the globe, ain't no such crap as it's well with Nigeria,all nations will be affected.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by abbeytoyin: 8:19pm On Feb 23, 2016
Guy,Stop creating fear in the hearts of people. We all can see and feel what is going on. But that doesn't mean it will remain forever. FirstBank you mentioned is much more than what you see or imagine. Please pray for our Government and Nigeria as a whole and stop panicking. It is written '' pray for the peace of Jerusalem that it might be well with you'' Nigeria is our Jerusalem- pray for her that it might be well with us all in Jesus'
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Nobody: 8:20pm On Feb 23, 2016
HiddenShadow:
Keep dreaming of a war that won't breakout
You guys wanted Change and now you guys are complaining after seeing your mistake.
Live with your choice.
No war will breakout.
The problem Nigeria faces is harbouring people with your IQ. Did the north and west make Jonathan lavish all the money on frivolous spending?

Did APC drop world oil prices? You are of all men most miserable if you don't understand why Nigeria is in this quagmire. Is it this rubbish you posted up there that you will tell your children? Is that what you've been fed by your forebears, that any on anyone who disagrees with you is the cause of your problems?

You're shameless.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by WorldChanger7: 8:22pm On Feb 23, 2016
To honest, all Nigeria banks (including the most popular to you) are intellectually lazy! In 2014, i wrote them on the possibility of FGN implementing TSA and the challenges it may create. I then proposed a solution that could help boost liquidity and deepen the bottom of the population pyramid!
All got was “I am too young to have such great idea”, “I don’t have a platform like PWC,KPMG or SIAO to present such a great idea”, “let us offer a job and the least we can give you is BO to drive it” etc. It was even bad that one of the bank staff was treating me not to send mails to their MD again!
However, we still have 64% un(der) banked population that controls over 75% of daily retail transaction! Guess that data means a lot to those who are intelligent and can see opportunities even in times like this.

kayfra:
Folks pray and pray hard coz our economy is about to get worse.

Our banks are seriously exposed to the oil and gas sector and are currently sitting on a heavy debt and bad loans that are dollar denominated. Most of our banking liabilities are in dollars. We already know of first banks issue with SeaWolf oil and Atlantic energy. TSA has taken easy government money off the table.

On the flip side, our banks have most assets denominated in naira and the only saving grace is the fake official exchange rate that pegs naira at an artificial value. If CBN devalues naira, to track with the market, i see bank balance sheets going into the toilet. Net liabilities will go high and not a lot of room to write off. AMCON is already in the red with so many debt write offs and it will take a very long time for inflation to catch up. We are headed for a tail spin crisis. Major Murphy's law.

Already, most banks are in distress and it's been a hush hush affair. But the impending devaluation will crash everything.

Am I missing anything?

This is not a PDP vs APC post. Just facts on ground.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Pidggin(f): 8:23pm On Feb 23, 2016
Our history is there to prove it, this happened in 1984/85 it will happen again. A Leopard never changes its strip.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by TheFreeOne:
HiddenShadow:
Oil will never rise
Do you know wreplace any oil not supplied by OPEC and others.
Now tell your dumb President to restructure Nigeria along True Federalism so that all states will be encouraged to become productive
This is the only path to real development for Nigeria but the selfish/greedy establishment benefitting from our present faulty and unjust structure will never allow such to happen. Anything short of this will only make us run around in circles.

Like I have said many times 2014 National conference recommendations was a step in the right direction but unfortunately some selfish politicians and the APC threw away the baby with the bath water.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by 735i(m): 8:30pm On Feb 23, 2016
kayfra:
Folks pray and pray hard coz our economy is about to get worse.

Our banks are seriously exposed to the oil and gas sector and are currently sitting on a heavy debt and bad loans that are dollar denominated. Most of our banking liabilities are in dollars. We already know of first banks issue with SeaWolf oil and Atlantic energy. TSA has taken easy government money off the table.

On the flip side, our banks have most assets denominated in naira and the only saving grace is the fake official exchange rate that pegs naira at an artificial value. If CBN devalues naira, to track with the market, i see bank balance sheets going into the toilet. Net liabilities will go high and not a lot of room to write off. AMCON is already in the red with so many debt write offs and it will take a very long time for inflation to catch up. We are headed for a tail spin crisis. Major Murphy's law.

Already, most banks are in distress and it's been a hush hush affair. But the impending devaluation will crash everything.

Am I missing anything?

This is not a PDP vs APC post. Just facts on ground.
I respect your point of view...but i do not totally agree.
Impairments are rising...True
but the banks are also making a killing from exchange rate differentials...
Q3 results of some Tier 1 banks are not as bad as people make them look.

Look out for FY results of Tier 1 banks... Some of them will shock you positively.
Then i know that some banks have already recorded Y-o-Y growth in revenues for Q1 2016 from activities in Jan and Feb alone....

Mate...theres quite a lot going on that you're not aware of
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by kayfra(op): 8:34pm On Feb 23, 2016
735i:
I respect your point of view...but i do not totally agree.
Impairments are rising...True
but the banks are also making a killing from exchange rate differentials...
Q3 results of some Tier 1 banks are not as bad as people make them look.

Look out for FY results of Tier 1 banks... Some of them will shock you positively.
Then i know that some banks have already recorded Y-o-Y growth in revenues for Q1 2016 from activities in Jan and Feb alone....

Mate...theres quite a lot going on that you're not aware of
I'd like to confirm your information with a stress test. Let's really see how fundamentally sound the banks are. I have seen Nigerian banks declare profits to high heavens till they folded up or got bought out. Let's stress test the banks.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by dfav: 8:47pm On Feb 23, 2016
As a person. ..

I will save alot of cash Atleast to keep me liquid financially.

Secondly I will diverse my income into producing goods that re currently not on the CBN no forex lists.

As for Nigeria I think the way forward is to stimulate manufacturing and agriculture plus refining oil then devalue the Naira in 3yrs from now..
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Nobody: 8:48pm On Feb 23, 2016
so should we start making withdrawals?
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by kayfra(op): 8:50pm On Feb 23, 2016
cekhoe:
so should we start making withdrawals?
No.

Buhari is not devaluing the naira. I'd only get scared when our reserves starts running dangerously low and he is forced to devalue.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Eluwilussit(m): 8:51pm On Feb 23, 2016
cckris:
APC people who talk before thinking.
You people hired Obama's campaign manager, now do in Nigeria what Obama did for America in 2008.
Spot on, son. Na to win election with underaged voters? Time don reach for action. Jagaban don hide. They all were running their mouths on how to feed schoolchildren and pay 25m poor Nigerians #5k a month, but now even people that have jobs, are losing them.

We called Jona clueless. We were right. Now what do we call PMB & APC led FG? We can't fix Nigeria until we go back to true federalism, regionalism or confederalism. There are way too many states and LGAs presently.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Crieff(m): 8:52pm On Feb 23, 2016
seguntijan:
A quick reminder for those who wore the pro-Jonathan uniforms between 2010 and 2015:
Our obsessive assessments of President Muhammadu Buhari's administration, and his candidacy years before he was sworn into this Office, aren't expressions of regrets or mortal disappointments in him.
If an election is conducted even today between Buhari and Jonathan, I won't have a second thought before I cast my vote against Jonathan, whose government almost legitimised corruption, and was cruel to the point of diverting funds meant for counterterroris
m to personal accounts of party stalwarts and the president's men. Which was the reason for the populated IDP camps across the north!
Our criticism of Buhari is exactly the mindset we expected you to exhibit when you were busy singing praises of atrocious mismanagement of resources and disdain for honest critics of the government.
Jonathan failed because you and yours asked us to give him more time - even sharing his statements that 4-year tenure isn't enough to fix Nigeria - while things were falling apart. Jonathan failed because, even after squandering his goodwills and unable to meet our collective expectations, you allied and formed a sycophantic group paraded as "Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria" to extend the sufferings and dying of the Nigerian.
It's easy for us to identify with Buhari based on shared religion and region, in your fashion. But how would such sentimental advocacy fix the problems of the average Nigerian from Aba down through Oyo to Zaria?
Don't you think it's easy for us to appeal to sentiments and be seen as conformists for "deferring to the elders" and thus be invited for appointment by a government headed by a fellow Muslim and northerner?
Perhaps because I've no marital responsibility yet, I've never found political appointment attractive, which is why I push for a functional country where you don't have to praise the government to earn a living.
Some people may think we are bitter because we aren't invited for an appointment yet, unknown that we are frequently approached for political engagements. And even yesterday, wallahi tallahi I got an offer of an appointment, and if this is untrue, may God never forgive me for making it up. In fact, friends like Jaafar Jaafar and
Abdulaziz Abdulaziz will even tell you of the "lucrative" that came in the early days of this government. Some appointments are simply to have you silenced, because your job description screams "no impact!"
We are all equal stakeholders in the building of this country, and we shouldn't allow any politician manage our affairs as though they were his or her private enterprise. Some day, we will have the resources and connections to head a relevant office, but until then we must be resilient and honest in keeping our serving leaders on their toes.
I'm proud of you.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by 735i(m): 8:56pm On Feb 23, 2016
kayfra:
I'd like to confirm your information with a stress test. Let's really see how fundamentally sound the banks are. I have seen Nigerian banks declare profits to high heavens till they folded up or got bought out. Let's stress test the banks.
A stress test will not be out of place....but what would be your variable? Oil prices? Naturally if the present price sustains till Q3 or Q4, it will be catastrophic. What if prices recover to $40, or $45...
Most O&G loans have been restructured such that once oil prices touch $40, the banks will be sitting quite comfortably.
Don't forget the cbn cut them some slack on charges. I see GTB redeeming its Eurobond at a premium...even as people complain about scarcity of dollars...
See...the banks are smart...they've been burnt before...and I daresay they'll be carefull not to get burnt again...
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by OlivetBen(m): 8:58pm On Feb 23, 2016
Flexherbal:
Our banks , now. It will soon get to schools.
Schools? Schools have started already. Osun state secondary schools students were mass failure and non payment of WAEC fees being promised to them by the state govt and they went to a radio station and destroyed things. I also heard that some protesters went to jamb office and protested.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by 247Dior(m): 9:06pm On Feb 23, 2016
solid3:
So, what's the way out?
is he the finance minister? huh huh huh huh huh huh
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by kayfra(op): 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
735i:
A stress test will not be out of place....but what would be your variable? Oil prices? Naturally if the present price sustains till Q3 or Q4, it will be catastrophic. What if prices recover to $40, or $45...
Most O&G loans have been restructured such that once oil prices touch $40, the banks will be sitting quite comfortably.
Don't forget the cbn cut them some slack on charges. I see GTB redeeming its Eurobond at a premium...even as people complain about scarcity of dollars...
See...the banks are smart...they've been burnt before...and I daresay they'll be carefull not to get burnt again...
CBN cut them the slack so they can recover from the reduction in interest rates. I really do hope the banks are as smart as you indicate here. I haven't seen massive layoffs which means they still haven't adjusted to current realities. Not that I am hoping for layoffs. God knows Nigerians have been dealing with major economic stress.

Let's stress test the banks based on current crude prices remaining under $35 a barrel for the better part of the year, 35-40% bad loan ratio and our reserves going down to $15 billion dollars. Those are feasible scenarios.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by pacespot(m): 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
Though I like the present scenario of dwindling oil revenue, but it's quite unfortunate it's happening during the current administration.

Notwithstanding, they say the man who can't manage the worst scenario can not also manage the best situation.

This is the time for hard working Nigerians to step up their game and be the nation's leaders. Unlike the disgruntled buffoons in public offices waiting for federal allocation.

An independent business owner has no cause for alarm in this present situation.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by professore(m): 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
I'm reading
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Nobody: 9:14pm On Feb 23, 2016
kayfra:
No.

Buhari is not devaluing the naira. I'd only get scared when our reserves starts running dangerously low and he is forced to devalue.
when it get to that time, alert us o
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by baresywood(m): 9:16pm On Feb 23, 2016
CBN GOVERNOR SAYS NAIRA MAY FALL TO N1000 PER DOLLAR!!!

RELATED ITEMS: CBN, CBN GOVERNOR, MR. GODWIN EMEFIELE
REGARDING THE CONSTANT DEPRECIATION OF NAIRA, A REPORT WAS PUBLISHED ON NIGERIAN CAMERA, BEARING AN INTERESTING STATEMENT BY MR. GODWIN EMEFIELE, THE GOVERNOR OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, [CBN] AND HIS PREDICTION OF A CONTINUOUS FALL IN NAIRA.

Mr Godwin, who has served as Chief Executive officer and Group Managing Director of Zenith Bank Plc and also Deputy Managing Director of
same company, gave a lengthy breakdown of why he thinks Naira may fall to N1000 per dollar in the nearest future.

Mr. Godwin Emefiele’s Report:
“IT IS EITHER I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ECONOMICS AND HOW EXCHANGE RATES
WORK OR A VAST MAJORITY OF US NIGERIANS STILL DON’T GET HOW WE HAVE WRECKED OUR COUNTRY WITH OUR
OWN CURIOUS CHOICES.

JUST THIS MORNING, I WAS LISTENING TO THE RADIO AND THE LADY ON AIR WENT ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE THOUGHT CBN GOVERNOR, GODWIN EMEFIELE WAS
INCOMPETENT AND SHOULD BE SACKED BECAUSE THE NAIRA WAS NOW EXCHANGING AT 309 OR SO TO THE USD.

“THAT VIEW PRETTY MUCH ECHOES THE SENTIMENTS EXPRESSED BY MANY PEOPLE I KNOW AND IT AMAZES ME THAT THERE ARE NIGERIANS WHO ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOME MAGIC POLICY THAT
CAN MAKE THE NAIRA STRONG IN THE NEAR TERM.

IF MY ECONOMICS AND MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS ARE RIGHT, THEN THAT IS AS FAR FROM THE TRUTH AS JESUS
CHRIST IS BLACK.

CBN GOVERNOR, MR GODWIN EMEFIELE
“THE SIMPLE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT APART FROM OIL THAT ACCOUNTS FOR OVER 90% OF OUR REVENUES,
WE REALLY DON’T HAVE MUCH OF AN ECONOMY.

WE HARDLY PRODUCE ANYTHING, WE
IMPORT EVEN TOOTHPICKS, SO EXACTLY WHAT POLICY IS GOING TO BE IMPLEMENTED THAT WILL TURN NIGERIA
INTO A TOP EXPORTING ECONOMY IN THE NEARTERM?

WHERE ARE OUR APPLES, IBMS, DISNEYS, GMS, GENERAL ELECTRICS, COCACOLAS, EMPIRE STATE BUILDINGS, STATUES OF
LIBERTIES, LOCKHEEDS, CITIBANKS, JP MORGANS, EXXONMOBILS, NBAS, SUPER
BOWLS ETC?

LET ME BRING THAT CLOSER HOME.
“THERE WAS A TIME LONG AGO WHEN NIGERIA HAD A TRULY STRONG ECONOMY
AND THE NAIRA WAS ONE TO THE DOLLAR – EVEN EXCHANGED FOR HIGHER THAN THE USD, BUT THAT NIGERIA IS NOT THIS
NIGERIA.

SADLY THAT NIGERIA WAS LAID BY THE
BRITISH, AND THIS NIGERIA (IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE NONSENSICAL IMPERIALIST
CONSPIRACIES LIKE ME)
–FUELED BY THE DAMAGING INDIGENIZATION DECREE, HAS BEEN THE CREATION OF US NIGERIANS. BACK THEN WE HAD A BOOMING ECONOMY.

WE WERE EITHER THE TOP, OR AMONG THE TOP EXPORTERS, OF TIMBRE, COCOA,
GROUNDNUTS, RUBBER, PALM OIL, ETC, IN THE WORLD.

NIGERIANS NOT ONLY HOLIDAYED AT HOME IN THEIR VILLAGES, AT YANKARI
GAMES RESERVE, AT OBUDU CATTLE RANCH, AT OGUTA LAKE, AT IKOGOSI SPRINGS, AT GURARA FALLS, AT
MAMBILLA PLATUEAU, ETC,

WE ATTRACTED INTERNATIONAL TOURISTS
WHO BROUGHT IN LOADS OF FOREIGN EXCHANGE. EVEN NIGERIAN SCHOOLS WERE FOREIGN EXCHANGE EARNERS
BECAUSE THEY ATTRACTED FOREIGN STUDENTS.

“WE HAD DIFFERENT CAR ASSEMBLY PLANTS – PEUGEOT, VOLKSWAGEN, ANAMCO ETC.

NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ONLY BOUGHT VEHICLES ASSEMBLED IN
NIGERIA FOR OFFICIAL CARS.

WE HAD A THRIVING SPORTS
INDUSTRY. WE WERE NOT MAN UNITED OR CHELSEA FANS, WE WERE RANGERS OR
IICC FANS.

WE HAD THE NDUKA ODIZORS, PEOPLE
MADE MONEY FROM SPORTS.

WE ALSO HAD COMPANIES LIKE LENNARDS AND BATA PRODUCING SCHOOL SHOES
IN THEIR THOUSANDS, WE HAD THE THRIVING NIGERIAN AIRWAYS AND THE AVIATION SCHOOL IN THE NORTH THAT
PRODUCED SOME OF THE BEST
PILOTS IN THE WORLD.

IN THOSE DAYS IF YOU WERE
BRILLIANT YOU WERE RESPECTED MUCH MORE THAN THE CRASS MONEY-MISS ROAD CONTRACTORS OF
TODAY.

MOST OF THE AJE BUTTERS I KNEW HAD
FATHERS WHO WERE UNIVERSITY DONS. BACK THEN IT MEANT SOMETHING
TO ‘KNOW BOOK’.

OUR TEXTILE INDUSTRY WAS ALIVE
AND WELL.

JUST RECENTLY I WATCHED A NEWS REPORT ON THE TEXTILE INDUSTRY IN
NIGERIA ON CCTV NEWS. THOUGH THE MAIN FOCUS WAS ON THE COMATOSE
STATUS OF THE INDUSTRY, I WAS STUNNED BY THE GIGANTIC KADUNA TEXTILE MILL BUILT IN 1957. I COULD
GO ON AND ON.

“TODAY HOWEVER, NO THANKS TO OUR PARENTS (AND WE MUST CALL THEM
OUT THE WAY WOLE SOYINKA DID HIS GENERATION) AND MANY OF US (AND WE
SHOULD BE REMEMBERED FOR FAILING OUR CHILDREN IF WE CONTINUE LIKE THIS), WE HAVE DESTROYED EVERYTHING.
TODAY FOR INSTANCE NIGERIAN
FOOTBALL (WHICH COMES EASY TO ME OBVIOUSLY) DOESN’T APPEAL TO US, WE
HAVE TO FLY ACROSS THOUSANDS OF MILES TO WATCH ‘OUR’ CLUBS PLAY.

EVERY YEAR WE COLLECTIVELY
BURN BILLIONS OF NAIRA BEING FANS OF CLUBS THAT GIVE US NOTHING BACK, BUT
SOME ‘ENTERTAINMENT VALUE’ – SIMPLE PLEASURES FOR WHICH WE ARE READY TO
DESTROY THE FUTURE OF OUR CHILDREN.

“WELL PEOPLE, PAYBACK TIME IS HERE. EVEN WITH OUR TA-SHE-RE MONEY WE ALL WANT TO WEAR DESIGNER CLOTHES
AND CARRY DESIGNER BAGS, ARMANI, GIVENCHY, LOUIS VUITTON ETC. WE ALL WANT TO DRIVE JEEPS WITH
AMERICAN SPECS, OUR CHILDREN MUST NOW SCHOOL OVERSEAS AND
ACQUIRE THE NECESSARY ACCENTS TO COME BACK HOME AND BAMBOOZLE THEIR ‘BUSH AND CRASS’
CONTEMPORARIES THAT THEY LEFT BEHIND.

WHO HOLIDAYS IN NIGERIA ANYMORE, IS
THERE DISNEYLAND HERE? NO ONE BUYS MADE-IN-NIGERIA SCHOOL BAGS FOR THEIR CHILDREN, AFTER ALL NO SUPERMAN OR INCREDIBLE HULK OR CINDERELLA ON THEM.

“WE ARE NO LONGER TOP EXPORTERS OF ANYTHING AND THE DEMISE OF OIL
MEANS WE HAVE ZILCH… ZERO.
A COUNTRY OF 170M FASHION-CONSCIOUS PEOPLE HAS NO TEXTILE INDUSTRY.
WE TAKE DELIGHT IN SHOWING HOW OUR MADE-IN-SWITZERLAND ASO EBI IS
DIFFERENT CLASS TO EVERYONE ELSE’S. WHEN WE HELP OUR MUSICIANS GROW
AND PAY THEM MILLIONS, THEY REPAY US BY IMMEDIATELY SHIPPING THE
MONIES OVERSEAS TO PRODUCE THEIR “I-DON-DEY-DIFFERENT-LEVEL” MUSIC
VIDEOS.

IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE THAT DISTINCTLY ZULU DANCERS ARE DANCING
TO A NIGERIAN HIGHLIFE SONG.

“AS STARS CONCERNED THEY ALSO WED AND HOLIDAY OVERSEAS TO IMPRESS US ALL.

ALL THE MUSICIANS WHO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR AJEGUNLE ROOTS NOW SPEAK
IN A COCKTAIL OF STRANGE ACCENTS TO SYMBOLISE HOW MUCH THEY HAVE BLOWN THEIR MONIES OVERSEAS.

WERE WE A MORE SERIOUS PEOPLE, THE HIGHLY POPULAR KINGSWAY STORES OF THE PAST WOULD PROBABLY HAVE
A THOUSAND OUTLETS PAN NIGERIA TODAY SUPPORTING A MASSIVE AGRICULTURE INDUSTRY AMONG OTHERS,
BUT TODAY WE HAVE THE LIKES OF SPAR, SHOPRITE, DOMINATING THE RETAIL
INDUSTRY WHILE KINGSWAYIS DEAD.

“AND WE NIGERIANS MAKE IT A SPECIAL POINT TO SHOP FROM THE OYINBOS WHO
HAVE ‘CLEANER SHOPS’, ‘BETTER THIS AND BETTER THAT’. FOR OUR PERSONAL
PLEASURE WE DON’T MIND THEM DOMINATING US IN OUR OWN BACKYARD AND SHIPPING PROCEEDS
OVERSEAS.
I COULD GO ON AND ON, BUT I DON TIRE.
EVEN AS YOU ARE READING THIS, STOP FOR A MOMENT AND LOOK AROUND YOU.
WHAT YOU SEE WILL PROBABLY EXPLAIN WHY WE ARE LUCKY IT IS NOT N1000 TO
THE USD YET.

AND DON’T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT
IT CANNOT GET THERE.

“JUST CONTINUE TO WEAR YOUR ARMANI GEAR AND SWISS-MADE LACE, CONTINUE
TO SPEND YOUR MONEY ON MAN UNITED, ARSENAL, CHELSEA AND BARCA AND ENCOURAGE YOUR CHILDREN TO DO SAME.
(MY ARTICLE TOMORROW IN MY SATURDAY
COLUMN IN THIS DAY IS ON THE NIGERIAN CHAMPIONS ENYIMBA FC – NIGERIA’S
MOST SUCCESSFUL CLUB –NOT HAVING A SPONSOR, YET NIGERIAN BRANDS PAY OVER N600M TO MAN UNITED AND
ARSENAL FOR SPONSORSHIP TO IMPRESS US.)

EHHH, NO PROBLEM, CONTINUE TO TELL
ME THE NPFL IS RUBBISH OR THE CLUBS SHOULD CLEAN UP THEIR ACT IF THEY WANT
SPONSORSHIP, MO GBO.
“DON’T CURTAIL YOUR INTEREST IN CHOICE WINES ( WE WERE THE NUMBER ONE CHAMPAGNE CONSUMERS IN
THE WORLD IN 2015), CONTINUE TO LOVE YOUR AMERICAN SPECS, CHEER THE EDUCATION MINISTRY FOR LETTING SCHOOLS SINK TO PITIABLE LEVELS, DON’T FIGHT THEM TO IMPROVE OUR
SCHOOLS, DON’T CHIDE THEM
FOR LETTING SCHOOLS DROP NIGERIAN HISTORY AND EMBRACE BRITISH, AMERICA
AND WHATEVER ELSECURRICULAR.

“CARRY ON WITH YOUR LOVE OF FRENCH WINES AND CHINESE SILK, DON’T BOTHER
ABOUT JAMIU ALLI WHEN THERE IS ROGER FEDERER.

STOCK UP ON YOUR ITALIAN, AMERICAN, BRITISH PRODUCTS WHICH YOU
CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT, INCLUDING THE ‘BABY SOFT’ TOILET ROLLS PRODUCED
ONLY IN THAT SMALL UNIQUE VILLAGE IN ENGLAND – THE DAYS ARE LONG GONE SINCE YOU WERE A BROKE STUDENT
WHO USED WET NEWSPAPERS TO WIPE YOUR BUTT.

“DON’T EVEN CONSIDER HOLIDAYING IN NIGERIA, IT’S TOO DANGEROUS – YOU HAVE TO FULFILL YOUR DREAM OF
BEING NIGERIA’S HENRY FORD.
DON’T LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO HAVE A WARDROBE FULL OF ONLY
CHEAP ADIRE THAT IS ACTUALLY CHEAPER THAN JUST ONE OF YOUR TOM FORD
BLAZERS.

PLEASE KEEP DRESSING IN FINE SILK MADE
IN SOME EXOTIC PLACE SO YOU CAN BE ADDRESSED ACCORDINGLY.

“FINALLY KEEP LETTING CORRUPT LEADERS WHO HAVE LOOTED YOUR
COMMONWEALTH AND SHIPPED ALL THE MONIES OVERSEAS GET AWAY BECAUSE
TO ATTACK THEM DOES NOT FIT YOUR POLITICAL NARRATIVE.

LET US CONTINUE WITH THE FINE LIFE, LET US ALL CONTINUE TO WORK FOR OYINBO.

BUT DON’T FORGET THAT THERE IS PAYBACK TIME AND EMEFIELE IS NOT YOUR
PROBLEM.

TIME FOR US ALL TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by stonemasonn: 9:35pm On Feb 23, 2016
chubhiee:
If Nigerians truly understand what's about to hit them, they either escape from that country or take to the streets as revolutionaries.

The clock ticks.
Alarmist
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Santi222(m): 9:36pm On Feb 23, 2016
kayfra:
Folks pray and pray hard coz our economy is about to get worse.

Our banks are seriously exposed to the oil and gas sector and are currently sitting on a heavy debt and bad loans that are dollar denominated. Most of our banking liabilities are in dollars. We already know of first banks issue with SeaWolf oil and Atlantic energy. TSA has taken easy government money off the table.

On the flip side, our banks have most assets denominated in naira and the only saving grace is the fake official exchange rate that pegs naira at an artificial value. If CBN devalues naira, to track with the market, i see bank balance sheets going into the toilet. Net liabilities will go high and not a lot of room to write off. AMCON is already in the red with so many debt write offs and it will take a very long time for inflation to catch up. We are headed for a tail spin crisis. Major Murphy's law.

Already, most banks are in distress and it's been a hush hush affair. But the impending devaluation will crash everything.

Am I missing anything?

This is not a PDP vs APC post. Just facts on ground.
Na wa o.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by 735i(m): 9:37pm On Feb 23, 2016
kayfra:
CBN cut them the slack so they can recover from the reduction in interest rates. I really do hope the banks are as smart as you indicate here. I haven't seen massive layoffs which means they still haven't adjusted to current realities. Not that I am hoping for layoffs. God knows Nigerians have been dealing with major economic stress.

Let's stress test the banks based on current crude prices remaining under $35 a barrel for the better part of the year, 35-40% bad loan ratio and our reserves going down to $15 billion dollars. Those are feasible scenarios.
The reduction in interest rates is actually working in their favour because most if not all are yet to review their lending rates downwards. So their margins have increased. Layoffs too have started...albeit a bit subtle to avoid "noise".
But you'll be correct if you say they'll be stressed if oil hovers around at $35...
The big bet then is on the recovery of oil prices.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by LRNZH(m): 9:38pm On Feb 23, 2016
stonemasonn:
Alarmist
You dey mind them?
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by Lighthouseman:
The seven year cycle is over. In seven years every economy booms and after seven years it shrinks. How u manage it matters a lot. At this juncture, domestic spending needs to be increased. The so called tsa should be disregarded for now so that government can invest in infrastructure which would increase liquidity in the system since most of the materials for construction are already in Nigeria such as cement, sand, man power. Construction companies wouldn't have to import new machineries. There is need to oil the economy or else, it would knock and create a social crisis that no one can handle. The solution is with us. If Venezuela falls, it's a matter of 3 months and nigeria will follow suite.
Don't I see a coup or a revolution?
Landlords are already reviewing their rents downwards because tenants can't pay. Lots of kids out of school because parents can't pay now rice that we ate so common has now turned ESSENTIAL COMMODITY.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by kayfra(op): 9:50pm On Feb 23, 2016
735i:
The reduction in interest rates is actually working in their favour because most if not all are yet to review their lending rates downwards. So their margins have increased. Layoffs too have started...albeit a bit subtle to avoid "noise".
But you'll be correct if you say they'll be stressed if oil hovers around at $35...
The big bet then is on the recovery of oil prices.
How do they keep variable rates high when CBN has decreased prime. NAIJA!!! Lolz. No wonder you feel confident about their bottomline. Let's just hope we don't have serious structural debts that will pop and screw up everything. I fear a banking crisis more than the runaway rates in the black market. It's hard to recover when everybank is exposed.

I seriously hope for a rebound to $40-50 a barrel. Just enough to keep us on our toes and also enough to fund a diversified economy. It's our only bet. Anybody that says otherwise is on something cheap. Maybe LSD.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by 1freshdude:
"...There is that broad, smooth road, with promises of no taxation, and no efforts to get money from other places, leading nowhere but to perdition, poverty, disease and economic enslavement; and there is the other road - people who go therein pay tax. They also have to apply self-help and self-sacrifice to get where they want. But this road ... leads to success." Awolowo, speaking to the nascent rentier Nigerian state, drunk on oil revenue in 1954. Prescient is an understatement.

There is NO WAY out of this economic quagmire in the shortrun, pain is inevitable!
It is unfortunate that Nigerians have to suffer this avoidable impending circumstance due to their nonchalance and shortsightedness. It has been proven empirically that it is very difficult for countries to develop on revenues from rent because of the tendency for rent seeking and corruption to blossom and neglect of other sectors of the economy and innovation. Besides that, economic theories abound that warn of inevitable decline in terms of trade in the long run for countries who have just one FX earner, especially more if the product is a primary commodity. One of the reasons Presbich singer gave for the decline in TOT for countries exporting raw materials in the long run is the ability of developed countries to innovate and discover raw materials substituting commodities (shale oil in this case) this leads to a sharp decline in the demand of this raw materials which subsequently impacts the exporting country negatively. In a nutshell, countries in this category do not control their fate!
The present situation in Nigeria will provide the opportunity for true separation of powers. It is getting to that stage were The federal government would tell all state governments to carry their crosses and find means to settle their obligations. This makes taxes inevitable because of the incredibly high debt profile of many states. Persons on which the incidence of the tax falls on would have no option but to pay attention on how the government allocates their had earned money, and this will lead to the probity, confrontations and political participation that makes development thrive. Its unfortunate that we have to tow this part, but am consoled that this is happening for good.

I am also happy that ethnic bigots and stupid Nigerians who are divided along political and religious lines and who come here to defend criminals that plunder away their future would be served by this events, there pay masters have stock piles of dollar and are immune to what ever is happening, am sure people will be wiser if Nigeria gets out of this round box.
Re: The Impending Banking Crisis by musicwriter(m): 10:31pm On Feb 23, 2016
This's what I wrote about 2 years ago providing long term solution.

Bad economy o, currency fluctuations o, poverty o, lack of development o, import based economy o, e.t.c is a symptom of something.

Symptoms of What?. Lack of science know-how.

Until we restructure education in Africa for true education, neither Nigeria nor any other African nation will develop.

Africans please free yourselves from shortsightedness. Always looking for short term solutions!. The current brainwashing model of education we inherited from Britain and France is anti-development. That's the crux of the problem!!.

Africa cannot develop without investment in the right type of education creating mass science education to build our own cars, our own trains, our own ships, our own airplane, our own submarines, our own phones, our own textiles, our own computers, our own televisions, our own watches, our own machines. Name them!.

Africa cannot develop without investment in grassroots science.
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