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19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by naijafold(op): 11:19pm On Feb 25, 2016
1. When he comes up behind you when you’re doing your makeup/washing your hands/picking out socks and puts his arms around your waist and kisses your neck. This is never not hot.

2. When the cat sits on him and he pets her and she purrs. Even though he claims to hate your cat/all cats, he obviously is in love with your cat.

3. When you come home and you just want to die and he’s cleaned the entire apartment top to bottom. So you can die in a clean apartment.

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4. When he goes down on you and doesn’t expect any other sexual activity afterward.Ideally, he just goes to the kitchen to fetch you some Pellegrino and a light snack.

5. When you wake up and he’s already making coffee. Bleep yeah.

6. When he pulls your legs onto his lap when you’re watching TV. Foot relief and sensual leg caressing.

7. When you’re waiting in line somewhere and he starts massaging your shoulders while you’re bored. Impromptu shoulder massages are literally always at least a little arousing.

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8. When he decides what your plans will be.All you have to do is put on clothes and follow him somewhere. Not having to make decisions = hot.

9. When he brags about you to your friends/family. Oooh, I love when you tell everyone about my promotion for me.

10. When he pulls you over to his side of the bed in the morning. He’s not even really awake, it’s just a reflex. A sexy reflex.

11. When he touches your knee under the table at a boring event. Not so boring anymore.

12. When he kisses anywhere that’s not your mouth sweetly. Also, when he kisses you on the mouth hard.

13. When he becomes friends with your dad (or mom, or sibling). “I just sent your dad a hilarious YouTube video,” is music to your ears.

14. When you come home drunk and he’s already making you a grilled cheese in his pajamas. He’s not wearing pants, but also, grilled cheese!

15. When he finally embraces your vibrator.Men, the vibrator is not your enemy. The vibrator is your friend.

16. When he makes across-the-room eye contact at a party. Even if you’ve been together forever it feels like you’re about to start an illicit affair to the soundtrack of Beyoncé’s “Partition.”

17. When he wears a tailored suit or tux.Rawr.

18. When he carries your suitcase and his, no questions asked. Nothing satisfies quite like your man walking beside you with three bags while you gaze at him over your iced coffee.

19. OK, this:

- See more at: http://www.naijafold.com/19-unbelievable-things-turn-women/#sthash.Fw3jFBnt.dpuf
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by SweetOlive(f): 11:23pm On Feb 25, 2016
1 and 3 please. Especially No.3 cheesy
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by falconey(m): 11:24pm On Feb 25, 2016
Ok

*savepage*

fvck number 3, me son of igbenedion cleaning househuh?
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by RoyalBlak007: 11:29pm On Feb 25, 2016
[color=#FE00DE]QueenValerie is this true?[/color]
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Nobody: 11:29pm On Feb 25, 2016
@ no2. How many girls get cat for naija. Well maybe island pikins dem sha. No be A.J city and d likes o..na poverty by naira devaluation go kill the cat. Who even wan befriend winch cat.
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Emac34: 11:29pm On Feb 25, 2016
Op u omitted the most important of allundecided






When he gives her money cos that wat turn most of our naija ladies on
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Emac34: 11:34pm On Feb 25, 2016
falconey:
Ok

*savepage*

fvck number 3, me son of igbenedion cleaning househuh?
same here o Boss


I just can't imagine myself cleaning the house just becoz it's ganna turn the lady on


E no go appengringrin
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Nobody: 11:37pm On Feb 25, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]QueenValerie is this true?[/color]
Mmm hmm 1-5.Especially 1 an 16-18
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by BUSHHUNTER: 11:39pm On Feb 25, 2016
Give her MONEY and she will turn herself ON till you turn her OFF yourself...
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Nobody: 11:39pm On Feb 25, 2016
Wait! in Nigeria??

Most of these rules don't apply to some of our girls....sad

Flash em a large wad of cash and they are wet wink

sad sad sad
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Nobody: 11:40pm On Feb 25, 2016
Lool @no.13..
# if naija guys do all these things to bae, then it'll be end time cheesy.
Like seriously @op.
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by RoyalBlak007: 11:41pm On Feb 25, 2016
QueenValerie:
Mmm hmm 1-5.Especially 1 an 16-18
[color=#FE00DE]lols....now i understand[/color]
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Nobody: 11:50pm On Feb 25, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]lols....now i understand[/color]
Good....now go an do!! grin
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by RoyalBlak007: 11:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
QueenValerie:
Good....now go an do!! grin
[color=#FE00DE]Yes..Your Majesty[/color]





cheesy
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by princefunmmy(m): 12:30am On Feb 26, 2016
All these just to turn her on? Abeg, do the needful and she's on already... Don't ask me for the needful
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by spafu(m): 12:35am On Feb 26, 2016
SweetOlive:
1 and 3 please. Especially No.3 cheesy
I technically saw something in your DP.
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by asadike(f): 12:44am On Feb 26, 2016
op wake up! u have malaria already. wake up from dat disneyland dream.
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by spafu(m): 12:47am On Feb 26, 2016
Try 18 and you know say your case na village them for do am. No be only three bags, na her bags people go come dey price from you: "Oga how much is the red one, no, just give me the black and the other peach colour by your side. This sister wey you dey follow so you sure say she go follow you buy so? Because I no see any bag for her hand."
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by spafu(m): 12:47am On Feb 26, 2016
Try 18 and you know say your case na village them for do am. No be only three bags, na her bags people go come dey price from you: "Oga how much is the red one, no, just give me the black and the other peach colour by your side. This sister wey you dey follow so you sure say she go follow you buy so? Because I no see any bag for her hand."
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Smellingmouth: 1:01am On Feb 26, 2016
OP, just say u wan turn dudes to slaves na undecided
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by olatade(m): 6:37am On Feb 26, 2016
I hate it when guys ask for a woman's phone number. Ladies if this make you mad or aggravated. Please inbox me your numbers so that we can discuss this issues.
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by theunnamed: 7:23am On Feb 26, 2016
See this copy and paste tiff
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by oluwafreshkid(m): 8:41am On Feb 26, 2016
Emac34:
Op u omitted the most important of allundecided






When he gives her money cos that wat turn most of our naija ladies on
Barman! 5 bottles of anything he drinks!

Give her enough money and she'll squirt and cum!
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by 100Cents: 9:51am On Feb 26, 2016
20. WHen you see him in the dream.
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Nobody:
100Cents:
20. WHen you see him in the dream.
Hey you 49cents cousin huh Can you tell him where ta get 51mo cents so he can be a do $(dollah) too! grin
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Marlvin(m): 10:03am On Feb 26, 2016
theunnamed:
See this copy and paste tiff
two options,
Call the cops on him or keep quiet .
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Marlvin(m): 10:04am On Feb 26, 2016
theunnamed:
See this copy and paste tiff
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Marlvin(m): 10:06am On Feb 26, 2016
That number three though 'so you can die in a clean apartment' hahaha !
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by ibile1: 10:12am On Feb 26, 2016
#14...got me grin grin grin grin
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by eddymandy94(f): 10:25am On Feb 26, 2016
naijafold:
1. When he comes up behind you when you’re doing your makeup/washing your hands/picking out socks and puts his arms around your waist and kisses your neck. This is never not hot.

2. When the cat sits on him and he pets her and she purrs. Even though he claims to hate your cat/all cats, he obviously is in love with your cat.

3. When you come home and you just want to die and he’s cleaned the entire apartment top to bottom. So you can die in a clean apartment.

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4. When he goes down on you and doesn’t expect any other sexual activity afterward.Ideally, he just goes to the kitchen to fetch you some Pellegrino and a light snack.

5. When you wake up and he’s already making coffee. Bleep yeah.

6. When he pulls your legs onto his lap when you’re watching TV. Foot relief and sensual leg caressing.

7. When you’re waiting in line somewhere and he starts massaging your shoulders while you’re bored. Impromptu shoulder massages are literally always at least a little arousing.

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8. When he decides what your plans will be.All you have to do is put on clothes and follow him somewhere. Not having to make decisions = hot.

9. When he brags about you to your friends/family. Oooh, I love when you tell everyone about my promotion for me.

10. When he pulls you over to his side of the bed in the morning. He’s not even really awake, it’s just a reflex. A sexy reflex.

11. When he touches your knee under the table at a boring event. Not so boring anymore.

12. When he kisses anywhere that’s not your mouth sweetly. Also, when he kisses you on the mouth hard.

13. When he becomes friends with your dad (or mom, or sibling). “I just sent your dad a hilarious YouTube video,” is music to your ears.

14. When you come home drunk and he’s already making you a grilled cheese in his pajamas. He’s not wearing pants, but also, grilled cheese!

15. When he finally embraces your vibrator.Men, the vibrator is not your enemy. The vibrator is your friend.

16. When he makes across-the-room eye contact at a party. Even if you’ve been together forever it feels like you’re about to start an illicit affair to the soundtrack of Beyoncé’s “Partition.”

17. When he wears a tailored suit or tux.Rawr.

18. When he carries your suitcase and his, no questions asked. Nothing satisfies quite like your man walking beside you with three bags while you gaze at him over your iced coffee.

19. OK, this:

- See more at: http://www.naijafold.com/19-unbelievable-things-turn-women/#sthash.Fw3jFBnt.dpuf
for this naija?...keep dreaming
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by Maxi112: 10:26am On Feb 26, 2016
all this poo only exist in America movie... so op keep it for ur self
Re: 19 Unbelievable Things That Turn Women On by theunnamed: 10:27am On Feb 26, 2016
Marlvin:
two options,

Call the cops on him or keep quiet .
Or I will just not give a fukk
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