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Lol ..... Nairaland self u need whose help lollllll

hahhhahahahahh call buhari to probe dem cos DAT is kwarruption

SenatePresdo:
jst know ur iupac nomenclature well, bonding types(covalent, dative, ionic...) of electrons nd also molecular formular.
Linear and volume expansitivity, Know all their derivetives formular.
This are the ones i could recall. And again gas laws, boyles law to be precise.

biology and physics nko...help d jambites in d house dude.

you can't be serious, how come you are watching your bloody pant inside market. and what sort of help are you looking for?

haggdon:
Since CTB was introduced, there won't be any Exam Runz or Expo again. It is obvious that you have been scammed my guy. You need to call the person to return your money otherwise you leave him with God and pray for what you wrote. I'm wishing you success bro

see this one ooo. Who told you there is no sure Runz in this CBT exams? I have all the questions jamb will ask for the 2weeks in my mail. If you doubt me I will forward a subject to your email then give it to someone that is gonna sit for jamb to attest to it.

#commonsense

I hope u fail it woefully too. So next time u study hard. You certainly dont deserve any school.

charcoal:
guy dont depend on anybody, read and u'll pass u hv to start building ur confidence from here nobody ll send u answer wen u gain admission, i remember wen i wrote my jamb in 2011 d center was so strict that they did not allow phones,no copying,its just u and ur booklet, i was forced to write my exam by my self and i did not read atall, glory b toGod i scored 177 since den i started believing in my self.

177 is a good score?
I scored 249 in my first attempt while in SS3 and I still couldn't gain admission into my preferred university with that.

ogaraconstance:
Does anyone have idea about INEC RECRUITMENT 2016, with form fee of N8000?
Please I need confirmation.

Why would you have to pay for a job recruitment form?
Is it not obvious it's a scam?

deloon:
177 is a good score?
I scored 249 in my first attempt while in SS3 and I still couldn't gain admission into my preferred university with that.

I scored 238 when I was in SS3 oau nack me akpako...na pre degree save my ass

abeg were tosyn2much dey?

u must b stupid for bringing such tin here

deloon:
177 is a good score?
I scored 249 in my first attempt while in SS3 and I still couldn't gain admission into my preferred university with that.

Yes for someone who didnt read. Although it wont fetch any course in Nigeria.

banmee:
Are you serious? He'll be the one to go to jail first. Paying for an illegal act is a crime. Jesus!!! How do Nigerians think?

I don't think my post has anything to do with how Nigerians think but your own inability to decode sarcasm

Try us we got it right we have 5years experience.
We got the first answers right using our west north south east method try us out

mrbyron:
I don't think my post has anything to do with how Nigerians think but your own inability to decode sarcasm

It's always funny that when NL's are caught with their pants down, they blame their error on sarcasm. O.k, i agree. Na sarcasm.

Oga ade, u are just an oloshi

People like u got 2 institutions nd starts swimming in carryovers. Pls 4 God sake it can never help u 2 anywhere, u've gotten a brain use it, don't leave it idle.

You have to be serious in life.

I was serious when i was selling bread

banmee:
It's always funny that when NL's are caught with their pants down, they blame their error on sarcasm. O.k, i agree. Na sarcasm.

Cmon man if there's anyone who has pulled his pants down in public, it's you my friend. How can you be n.aked and not ashamed? . Did you not notice the emoji I used after I made the initial statement? My advice to you. It's better to be quiet and tought wise rather than open your mouth and be tagged a f**l. No pun intended. honestly, I don't mean to be rude.

mrbyron:
Cmon man if there's anyone who has pulled his pants down in public, it's you my friend. How can you be n.aked and not ashamed? . Did you not notice the emoji I used after I made the initial statement? My advice to you. It's better to be quiet and tought wise rather than open your mouth and be tagged a f**l. No pun intended. honestly, I don't mean to be rude.

Lol. you used a sad emoji for sarcasm. Dummer than i thought. What happened to the "wink" or "grin" emoji? Bloke doesn't even know what emoji is used for what. Then how can he know sarcasm? I give up. You win. I can't compete with your stupidity.

So na jambites full this nairaland sef.


No wonder NL is not what it is used to be.

Kids, arguing nonsense(things they know nothing about) adults.


When I wrote jamb 2007, I spent the 16hrs of everyday reading. Now u are awake, waiting for expo, if u scale through jamb, what about post ume? I bet u are not going for unizik, otherwise forget about admission this year.

Nawa oooooh

banmee:
Lol. you used a sad emoji for sarcasm. Dummer than i thought. What happened to the "wink" or "grin" emoji? Bloke doesn't even know what emoji is used for what. Then how can he know sarcasm? I give up. You win. I can't compete with your stupidity.

Mehnn! The people that liked the post knew exactly what I meant. Why are you still grappling with it? You really can't be that slow except you are just pretending. I really wish to end this front and back conversation with you before it starts telling on my IQ. your type of stupidity can be contagious. Again, I don't mean to be rude. I will leave you to your fate. If you are too proud to learn, you will be ignorant enough to be stupid.

mrbyron:
Mehnn! The people that liked the post knew exactly what I meant. Why are you still grappling with it? You really can't be that slow except you are just pretending. I really wish to end this front and back conversation with you before it starts telling on my IQ. your type of stupidity can be contagious. Again, I don't mean to be rude. I will leave you to your fate. If you are too proud to learn, you will be ignorant enough to be stupid.

And the people that liked mine knew what i meant. I only wish you'd take your own advice though.

charcoal:
guy dont depend on anybody, read and u'll pass u hv to start building ur confidence from here nobody ll send u answer wen u gain admission, i remember wen i wrote my jamb in 2011 d center was so strict that they did not allow phones,no copying,its just u and ur booklet, i was forced to write my exam by my self and i did not read atall, glory b toGod i scored 177 since den i started believing in my self.

Scored 221 in my first jamb 2003 and felt terrible i had to enroll for anoda with immediate effect...here is someone praising God for 177...ds score den was as good as not haven written d exam itself.

Has Jamb become harder or the Nigerian education has simply gone to the dogs?

No wonder corruption is thriving. I wrote jamb while in SS 3 before WAEC exam. Passed first sitting. Studied hard.

Now we have students who don't study but want to pass. Shame.

Gone are the days when you will advise youths to study hard to be successful. Graduates are searching for jobs while Davido,Olamide and olajumoke (oni buredi) run the city......