A big big shout out to my homies on this thread. Too many names to mention. Yall know yourselves.

I have been in the shadow land and @LeoDevinci happens to be my neighbour.

Yall clearly misunderstood @kaitung's post concerning Feb 15 or thereabout.

Whatever the case, whatever he says, I have done my background check and the dude is LEGIT.

If only you can squeeze out more info from him...

@ Kaitung, you wanna know how I arrived @ this conclusion?

#BackToTheShadowsToHuntForChics

forkadict:

#BackToTheShadowsToHuntForChics

I hope by "chics" u mean baby chickens. No tell me say u don begin run those Bonny babes within this short period wey u take enter so.
Who am I even kidding? See d name wey u even give urself. Baba oo. Chop d life small small o.

NPComplete:

I hope by "chics" u mean baby chickens. No tell me say u don begin run those Bonny babes within this short period wey u take enter so.
Who am I even kidding? See d name wey u even give urself. Baba oo. Chop d life small small o.

Before

Wetin you expect?

In fact I am exercising serious restraints. Otherwise, King of Bonny for don summon me come hin palace for serious warning for disturbing his female subjects.

It might interest you that I am still a last small boy near some guys here o. There is one expat that anytime he wants to relax, he can only do so with 2 chics at a go. He says it is a sin to go to bed with one chic a time. You can imagine. The guy na my mentor. I look up to him in matters of life (and death). I dey carry nyansh for am anytime.

forkadict:


Before

Wetin you expect?
.
.

Feels good to hear(read) you in your jovial self.
The silence here no be am.

Seriously hoping for some news from your people next month.

barbiesparkz2:

Feels good to hear(read) you in your jovial self.
The silence here no be am.

Seriously hoping for some news from your people next month.

Thanks so much.

All I will say is dat you should keep the faith. Yall will least expect when they will get back to you.

Lemme tell you a story sis. No tell anybody o.

There is a certain wealthy man who had plans of adopting say about 20 children a time. And he intends to send these children to school in obodo oyinbo for at least 8 months. Then his business came under very serious threat. He was already starring at loss making eyeball to eyeball. If you were this wealthy man, what would you do? Do you disagree with this man chilling until his business begins to improve before he proceeds with his adoption plan?

forkadict:


Before

Wetin you expect?

In fact I am exercising serious restraints. Otherwise, King of Bonny for don summon me come hin palace for serious warning for disturbing his female subjects.

It might interest you that I am still a last small boy near some guys here o. There is one expat that anytime he wants to relax, he can only do so with 2 chics at a go. He says it is a sin to go to bed with one chic a time. You can imagine. The guy na my mentor. I look up to him in matters of life (and death). I dey carry nyansh for am anytime.

ehen.....so na wet in una dey bonny dey do be this abi?....no wonder common GT recruitment dey approach 3 years so...the things women and their backside have been impacting since before time imo river.....


#singing....Jesus take the wheels....

forkadict:


Before

Wetin you expect?

In fact I am exercising serious restraints. Otherwise, King of Bonny for don summon me come hin palace for serious warning for disturbing his female subjects.

It might interest you that I am still a last small boy near some guys here o. There is one expat that anytime he wants to relax, he can only do so with 2 chics at a go. He says it is a sin to go to bed with one chic a time. You can imagine. The guy na my mentor. I look up to him in matters of life (and death). I dey carry nyansh for am anytime.

And when I dey patrol the "okpo" section for nairaland someone whose moniker ends with an F go dig all d diggables while another one wey E moniker end with "us" dey do like wetin I nor know. Well me I know a "bad" guy when I see one and EVERY guy I saw at my AC was a BADDO. Either current or retired. Well I have put away bad bad things

forkadict:


Thanks so much.

All I will say is dat you should keep the faith. Yall will least expect when they will get back to you.

Lemme tell you a story sis. No tell anybody o.

There is a certain wealthy man who had plans of adopting say about 20 children a time. And he intends to send these children to school in obodo oyinbo for at least 8 months. Then his business came under very serious threat. He was already starring at loss making eyeball to eyeball. If you were this wealthy man, what would you do? Do you disagree with this man chilling until his business begins to improve before he proceeds with his adoption plan?

I object. If Ebola hadn't happened, we would have completed AC in 2014. And maybe entered early 2015. Would this downturn have meant dem for sack us?

forkadict:


Thanks so much.

All I will say is dat you should keep the faith. Yall will least expect when they will get back to you.
.
.

You know, sometimes I try to see things from the NLNG's point of view.
But it's hard to do so when you have to put some important decisions on hold, just for the chance of being called or not.

I only wish there was some definite timeline to work with.

Nice story BTW.

Hey na wa o. Nlng GT hopefuls don turn orphans whe them won adopt. There is God sha (Just on a lighter note). Anyway, I copy you bro. D 20 'adopted' guys to be sent on training must be the technical guys. What about the non-technical guys whose trainings can be done in-house? Why can't they invite them now? Besides, I thought training oversees is usually 6months for technical guys, so why 8months now? Na wa. Nlng pattern sha. I no get anything to talk now. Make I resume for bonny first. Dem go see my true colour.

forkadict:


Thanks so much.

All I will say is dat you should keep the faith. Yall will least expect when they will get back to you.

Lemme tell you a story sis. No tell anybody o.

There is a certain wealthy man who had plans of adopting say about 20 children a time. And he intends to send these children to school in obodo oyinbo for at least 8 months. Then his business came under very serious threat. He was already starring at loss making eyeball to eyeball. If you were this wealthy man, what would you do? Do you disagree with this man chilling until his business begins to improve before he proceeds with his adoption plan?

ladyF:

lol you caught your sub space must dey for me for that "shadows" wey you dey always run go o biko, hope chops dey too

forkadict:
LOLZZZZ. Me nko?

#SeekingAssylumTinzInTheShadows.

Attention:@LeoDiVinci

forkadict:
A big big shout out to my homies on this thread. Too many names to mention. Yall know yourselves.

I have been in the *Bonny* shadow land and @LeoDiVinci happens to be my neighbour.

Yall clearly misunderstood @kaitung's post concerning Feb 15 or thereabout.

Whatever the case, whatever he says, I have done my background check and the dude is LEGIT.

If only you can squeeze out more info from him...

@ Kaitung, you wanna know how I arrived @ this conclusion?

#BackToTheShadowsToHuntForChics

Shuunn Saa!!

Amen Pastor! Preach it!

Hahaha... in the shadows you can never go wrong.

Boss, there's more than enough room here for you [w/o the chic(s) else you pay special rent in US$/MMscf ] and LadyF.

March 2016 is upon us... Beware the Ides of March.
Super Tuesday!
Happy New Month Y'all!

*ToTheShadows

Bk to work

forkadict:
A big big shout out to my homies on this thread. Too many names to mention. Yall know yourselves.

I have been in the shadow land and @LeoDevinci happens to be my neighbour.

Yall clearly misunderstood @kaitung's post concerning Feb 15 or thereabout.

Whatever the case, whatever he says, I have done my background check and the dude is LEGIT.

If only you can squeeze out more info from him...

@ Kaitung, you wanna know how I arrived @ this conclusion?

#BackToTheShadowsToHuntForChics

So 5 things are on my mind:

1. Baba addict nor dey vex again- I am the happiest soul on earth.

2. You know something we seem not to know about QMD1215- I may be wrong but I may also be right.

3. You an insider has confirmed that Kaitung is legit - Oh boy! That moment when an Oracle crowns another Oracle as a super oracle in the same class with Al Nicer!

4. We should squeeze him out- Ha baba! With all due respect you and I know Kaitung be like smoke... He appears and disappears @ will! You barely even catch him observing.

5. You might be willing to either squeeze him and decode to us with all your full encryption system as usual or tell us another adoption story but this time, kindly confirm x in the algebra {Qx+Mx+Wx+Dx =120 Children} from left to right to the extent possible with respect to the date of adoption. Moreover, "Does 20 children per time" confirm the phased adoption hypothesis which some seers have been bandying?

I see good news around the ides of Q1M3 though.

I have a feeling that Al Kaitung and Al Nicer will not really mind provided you solve the equation in an encrypted manner if you can.

But seriously, it feels good to have you back in your full joviality. That Island doth really make a merry soul.

And this is for dway4ward please can you do a little write-up on S&P because it appears my understanding and yours are different wrt the Al Kaitung Theorem.

People please let's be smart and not ask for specifics. You can infere from kaitung & forkadict information that probability of dropping from now on is little and the next communication is this month.
That is adequate enough. No specific date needed, it'll drop SOON.

dway4ward:
People please let's be smart and not ask for specifics. You can infere from kaitung & forkadict information that probability of dropping from now on is little and the next communication is this month.
That is adequate enough. No specific date needed, it'll drop SOON.

Little

The probability of NLNG getting to us from now on is great/large/high.

Plus it was said "beware the ides of march".. Which can b translated to "beware the 15th of march".. What could "on" or "before" the 15th hold? We wait...

dway4ward:
People please let's be smart and not ask for specifics. You can infere from kaitung & forkadict information that probability of dropping from now on is little and the next communication is this month.
That is adequate enough. No specific date needed, it'll drop SOON.

Egbon DWAY4WARD, if you read the post well, you will see that no one asked for specifics. You will also see that the post is in response to Baba Addict's comment where he asked us to squeeze Kaitung and I explained why he will be in a better position to do so and how he can revert if he chooses to do so.

Finally, he mentioned something referring to phasing of the recruitment. If you observe there was nothing too plain or specific in my message and you would have seen that I have a possible range of dates in mind myself. If I get something more detailed...nothing spoil.

Maybe, you posted this bullet because I mentioned ur moniker, I apologize greatly but my respect for you dropped a metre when you indiscreetly said "let's be smart and not ask for specifics".

I only wanted to confirm how you arrived at a particular conclusion.

.

dane15:


Egbon DWAY4WARD, if you read the post well, you will see that no one asked for specifics. You will also see that the post is in response to Baba Addict's comment where he asked us to squeeze Kaitung and I explained why he will be in a better position to do so and how he can revert if he chooses to do so.

Finally, he mentioned something referring to phasing of the recruitment. If you observe there was nothing too plain or specific in my message and you would have seen that I have a possible range of dates in mind myself. If I get something more detailed...nothing spoil.

Maybe, you posted this bullet because I mentioned ur moniker, I apologize greatly but my respect for you dropped a metre when you indiscreetly said "let's be smart and not ask for specifics".

I only wanted to confirm how you arrived at a particular conclusion.

. And who said he was referring to you? It was a generic statement please bros

Try not to start another tension here please

SilaV:
Only if the prospective candidates would read this post! The truth is that the last Trainee Operator test was computer based.The test for Lagos center was written at Chams City(Dragnet) but never conducted by Dragnet. NLNG had their questions displayed in the computer screen of dragnet and the supervision was done by NLNG staff.The last test was a bit different from the one they used to have.The parts were made of Data Checking, Mechanical reasoning, Shapes manipulations, Numerical and Verbal reasoning. Dragnet materials can only be relevant as a practice guide in the areas of verbal and numerical ONLY.GMAT could be studied for the areas of Mechanical reasoning and shapes orientation.Data Checking requires a lot of speed:as a clue,check and memorize the first and last three letters given and compare it with the given options.You can visit assessmentday.com for real live simulations of verbal and numerical.Don't be scammed or deceived by anybody who might claim to have the exact questions of NLNG as things have changed.All what is required is speed and accuracy.
I am still waiting for the outcome of the Trainee Operator interview and hoping for the best.I wish you all the best.

OK so I'm painstakingly reading the thread from page one and I find this about trainee operator. But what is key is that while everyone was jostling for dragnet questions this guy right here was already telling us about SHL. This quote is from sometime in October 2013. The poster was even screaming for us to read his post (see his first line lol)

Uchboggy! Uchboggy!! Uchboggy!!

How many times did I call you? No one is starting any tension o! I am just drawing attention to the fact that when we are in the midst of smart people like yourself and others we should mind our choice of words.

No tension, no pressure.

Chikena!

You guys though.
Smh

Boys are not smiling!
Men are just watching!
Women are just laughing!
NLNG is just dribbling!

@kaitung compliments of the new month, @forkadict's welcome back!

@uchboggy i dey hail.

I hail you pass,am loyal to your govt bros @badema

Artmedia, Pls where are thou?

Any real update from your source?

dane15:


So 5 things are on my mind:

1. Baba addict nor dey vex again- I am the happiest soul on earth.

2. You know something we seem not to know about QMD1215- I may be wrong but I may also be right.

3. You an insider has confirmed that Kaitung is legit - Oh boy! That moment when an Oracle crowns another Oracle as a super oracle in the same class with Al Nicer!

4. We should squeeze him out- Ha baba! With all due respect you and I know Kaitung be like smoke... He appears and disappears @ will! You barely even catch him observing.

5. You might be willing to either squeeze him and decode to us with all your full encryption system as usual or tell us another adoption story but this time, kindly confirm x in the algebra {Qx+Mx+Wx+Dx =120 Children} from left to right to the extent possible with respect to the date of adoption. Moreover, "Does 20 children per time" confirm the phased adoption hypothesis which some seers have been bandying?

I see good news around the ides of Q1M3 though.

I have a feeling that Al Kaitung and Al Nicer will not really mind provided you solve the equation in an encrypted manner if you can.

But seriously, it feels good to have you back in your full joviality. That Island doth really make a merry soul.

And this is for dway4ward please can you do a little write-up on S&P because it appears my understanding and yours are different wrt the Al Kaitung Theorem.

Bro. For some reason, I found your post very funny. Ok lemme answer your queries bro:

1. LOL. It feels good 2 b back in the gathering of my brethren.

2. I don't know jack about any date. I always say that regarding when d trumpet shall sound, neither the son, nor the angels knoweth but only d father. Your issue was mentioned in a meeting that I was privileged to attend and d OLORIOKO said something about u guys process. No date was mentioned about mails, resumption or anything. He only said something about what @kaitung had earlier mentioned in here about peniSS and PPussy. That was how I came 2 d conclusion regarding @Kaitung's legitimacy.
3. I guess this has been answered in (2) above.
4.LOL. U don confirm say @kaitung na smoke. How you con want make me take catch smoke kwanu?
5. Regarding the number of believers that will make it heaven when the trumpet sounds, I have codedly dropped d figure in the past. That was d info @ my disposal at the time. With the oil prices rallying, and with business exigencies, the number may have an upward review. Just intensify prayers. With God, all things are possible.

Dat your equation na die o! It somehow reminds me of the quote neither the son nor the angels...
Cos if we assume the first x from the left to be one, it's still very possible. Cos we still have a month in hand. Don't rule out x=1. Anything can happen in one month. I got my success notification on the 30th of April 2015. So you see...
Imagine, if I had ruled out receiving the mail in April.

Q1M3 shouldn't be discarded. But my gut feel tells me Q2 is more likely. This is strictly my gut feel o. Ehen. Before una start to dey quote me out of context.

It feels good to be back posting on the thread.

But on a lighter note. I have not been impressed by bonny chics. So I have turned into an importer and exporter of chics into and out of the island. My nickname na IGWE Ugburugburu1 importer-exporter.

Nna ehn, it is a very very serious chumchin.

Badema:
Boys are not smiling!
Men are just watching!
Women are just laughing!
NLNG is just dribbling!

@kaitung compliments of the new month, @forkadict's welcome back!

@uchboggy i dey hail.

Thanks bro

lol.
Igweeeeeee

forkadict:


Bro. For some reason, I found your post very funny. Ok lemme answer your queries bro:

1. LOL. It feels good 2 b back in the gathering of my brethren.

2. I don't know jack about any date. I always say that regarding when d trumpet shall sound, neither the son, nor the angels knoweth but only d father. Your issue was mentioned in a meeting that I was privileged to attend and d OLORIOKO said something about u guys process. No date was mentioned about mails, resumption or anything. He only said something about what @kaitung had earlier mentioned in here about peniSS and PPussy. That was how I came 2 d conclusion regarding @Kaitung's legitimacy.
3. I guess this has been answered in (2) above.
4.LOL. U don confirm say @kaitung na smoke. How you con want make me take catch smoke kwanu?
5. Regarding the number of believers that will make it heaven when the trumpet sounds, I have codedly dropped d figure in the past. That was d info @ my disposal at the time. With the oil prices rallying, and with business exigencies, the number may have an upward review. Just intensify prayers. With God, all things are possible.

Dat your equation na die o! It somehow reminds me of the quote neither the son nor the angels...
Cos if we assume the first x from the left to be one, it's still very possible. Cos we still have a month in hand. Don't rule out x=1. Anything can happen in one month. I got my success notification on the 30th of April 2015. So you see...
Imagine, if I had ruled out receiving the mail in April.

Q1M3 shouldn't be discarded. But my gut feel tells me Q2 is more likely. This is strictly my gut feel o. Ehen. Before una start to dey quote me out of context.

It feels good to be back posting on the thread.

But on a lighter note. I have not been impressed by bonny chics. So I have turned into an importer and exporter of chics into and out of the island. My nickname na IGWE Ugburugburu1 importer-exporter.

Nna ehn, it is a very very serious chumchin.

[quote author=forkadict post=43395582]

Bro. For some reason, I found your post very funny. Ok lemme answer your queries bro:

1. LOL. It feels good 2 b back in the gathering of my brethren.

2. I don't know jack about any date. I always say that regarding when d trumpet shall sound, neither the son, nor the angels knoweth but only d father. Your issue was mentioned in a meeting that I was privileged to attend and d OLORIOKO said something about u guys process. No date was mentioned about mails, resumption or anything. He only said something about what @kaitung had earlier mentioned in here about peniSS and PPussy. That was how I came 2 d conclusion regarding @Kaitung's legitimacy.
3. I guess this has been answered in (2) above.
4.LOL. U don confirm say @kaitung na smoke. How you con want make me take catch smoke kwanu?
5. Regarding the number of believers that will make it heaven when the trumpet sounds, I have codedly dropped d figure in the past. That was d info @ my disposal at the time. With the oil prices rallying, and with business exigencies, the number may have an upward review. Just intensify prayers. With God, all things are possible.

Dat your equation na die o! It somehow reminds me of the quote neither the son nor the angels...
Cos if we assume the first x from the left to be one, it's still very possible. Cos we still have a month in hand. Don't rule out x=1. Anything can happen in one month. I got my success notification on the 30th of April 2015. So you see...
Imagine, if I had ruled out receiving the mail in April.

Q1M3 shouldn't be discarded. But my gut feel tells me Q2 is more likely. This is strictly my gut feel o. Ehen. Before una start to dey quote me out of context.

It feels good to be back posting on the thread.

But on a lighter note. I have not been impressed by bonny chics. So I have turned into an importer and exporter of chics into and out of the island. My nickname na IGWE Ugburugburu1 importer-exporter.

Nna ehn, it is a very very serious chumchin.


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Lmaooooooo @ Ugburugburu 1 importer-exporter... damn, i haven't heard that in forever. About 6 years ago that used to be the nick name of a friend of mine who loved to import Uniport babes to his abode, I wonder how he is doing now though, lol. Anyway Hi forkadict , I have been silently harnessing a massive crush on you, and honestly can't wait to put a face to the moniker next quarter. *crawls back into hiding*

forkadict:


But on a lighter note. I have not been impressed by bonny chics. So I have turned into an importer and exporter of chics into and out of the island. My nickname na IGWE Ugburugburu1 importer-exporter.

Nna ehn, it is a very very serious chumchin.

Normal. Na PH "products" dey sell die for that island. Unless you wan do nkita. But I swear E get one Bonny indigene wey do AC with me. If you see this girl walahi u go believe!

airsaylongcon:


Normal. Na PH "products" dey sell die for that island. Unless you wan do nkita. But I swear E get one Bonny indigene wey do AC with me. If you see this girl walahi u go believe!

I think we did our AC on the same day. When did you do yours?

NanaF:


I think we did our AC on the same day. When did you do yours?

Nana I no fit answer this kind kweshun here O. Na straight identification be dat. Plus those of us that had our AC on the same day had a whatsapp group were we liased. There were only 3 girls on my AC day if my memory serves me right