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nice

Nnaa that their University stuff is not for everybody, biko.

Chaiiiiii

Congratulations OP.. You made me laugh!!

My Best post ever!!

That's y i'll never allow anybody cheat in my center cus he might pass and be chosen instead of me nd I know he cheated

Na so most Of our politicians deh tink, hence they end up not taking proactive measures in tackling critical issues affecting the country and would rather wait for divine help from above or the Whites. Our gov't's mentality; 95% grace, 5% hardwork!

Glowstone:
There are few heartbreakers greater than JAMB in Nigeria.
We share with you a common JAMB story we have never experienced (because no one will admit it) but almost certainly know someone who has (and is still denying it).

1. This is your fourth year writing JAMB, and you still don’t know anything.
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Why me Lord? My mates are already doing convocation.






2. But you want it to be your last time so you make counter measures.
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*dials lalasticlala number*







3. When the guy tells you to pay good money for dubs.
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How much do you want? Name your price.






4. When everybody is studying but you’re laid back because your guy will deliver.
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Not every time hard work, sometimes smart work.







5. One day before exams, and you are drinking to your distinction-in-waiting.
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To success!







6. Then you wait for the dubs to enter at 5am like the guy promised .
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Muzzbe bad network.








7. Seven a.m. Nothing.
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Hayy God!








8. So you just go to the exam hall in good faith, because you serve a living God.
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Lord, you know deep down I love you.






9. You smuggle your phone in. Just in case.
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No dulling.







10. Then you feel it vibrate, your home boy has delivered, and in your soul, you’re like.
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Value for money!








11. You check it, but instead of TYPE A answers,its from MTN asking you make vic o song as your callers tune
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This is how it ends







12. And you know you’re finished.
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Keep calm and be finished.







13. So you start shading the most attractive options for each question
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That word sounds nice. Muzzbe the correct answer.








14. People ask you how your exams were, but you say “We thank God”
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In all things, give thanks to God.





15. But you know deep down that you have to go and learn mechanic.
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Because this their Unifarsity sturv is not for everybody.

This is a nice post but not every one sees it as nice.
Most people just think you're stupid for telling them how they'll end up

Hilarious. .....

slyIsaac:
Weres the face he makes when he realised he has been duped

eitsei:
If you gain admission to higher institution after ur only one attempt of sitting for jamb say THANK GOD cos u may not understand what some people are passing through

hmmnnnn

porrigeyam:
THIS YEAR JAMB IS RUBBISH...... I KNOW WHAT I DID ....JAMB GAVE ME 154 I'M A UNDER GRADUATE JUST WISH TO CHANGE MY COURSE.... I KNOW WHAT I CLICK ON.... NEVER FAILED JAMB....JAMB 2016 IS RUBBISH... ENGLISH 10-20 NO ANSWER AND EACH QUESTIONS OF THE ENGLISH CARRIED 3 MARK THAT'S 30MARK ....DIBU IS A SCAM.... SACK DIBU NOW !!!

Goan recheck your result

Glowstone:
Lalasticla
Password : tonto dikes' pant

see you...see ban

porrigeyam:
THIS YEAR JAMB IS RUBBISH...... I KNOW WHAT I DID ....JAMB GAVE ME 154 I'M A UNDER GRADUATE JUST WISH TO CHANGE MY COURSE.... I KNOW WHAT I CLICK ON.... NEVER FAILED JAMB....JAMB 2016 IS RUBBISH... ENGLISH 10-20 NO ANSWER AND EACH QUESTIONS OF THE ENGLISH CARRIED 3 MARK THAT'S 30MARK ....DIBU IS A SCAM.... SACK DIBU NOW !!!

my dear you now have 194 as ur score

Bet why

Jamb has been increasing people's score with 40 marks. Tell your friends to recheck their results.

Tank God I don pass jamb level n hurdle

I died.

Comic relief

Every JAMB i wrote was a hit....from 2010-2011-2012-2013 even 14 nd 15 Expo ti take over...Leave trash for lawma.....

porrigeyam:
THIS YEAR JAMB IS RUBBISH...... I KNOW WHAT I DID ....JAMB GAVE ME 154 I'M A UNDER GRADUATE JUST WISH TO CHANGE MY COURSE.... I KNOW WHAT I CLICK ON.... NEVER FAILED JAMB....JAMB 2016 IS RUBBISH... ENGLISH 10-20 NO ANSWER AND EACH QUESTIONS OF THE ENGLISH CARRIED 3 MARK THAT'S 30MARK ....DIBU IS A SCAM.... SACK DIBU NOW !!!

U claim that jamb is rubbish and u know what you did but probably forgot 'u are 'An undergraduate' not 'a undergraduate'

Although, no one is above mistakes..but if and only if we calm down and see things through an unbiased lens we may relate and probably appreciate our little short comings.

ikescope:
U claim that jamb is rubbish and u know what you did but probably forgot 'u are 'An undergraduate' not 'a undergraduate'

Although, no one is above mistakes..but if and only if we calm down and see things through an unbiased lenses we can appreciate our little short comings.

THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION .....I'M USING ANDROID AUTO COMPLETE THAT'S WHY. THANKS

porrigeyam:
THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION .....I'M USING ANDROID AUTO COMPLETE THAT'S WHY. THANKS

U welcomed...but based on ur premise, you still av chance of getting 2 d next stage with this score..i mean d 19.....something cos heard d benchmark is around 180-190.


Wish u success afterall....do well 2 share ur success story aftermath...

Number 11! lol

porrigeyam:
THIS YEAR JAMB IS RUBBISH...... I KNOW WHAT I DID ....JAMB GAVE ME 154 I'M A UNDER GRADUATE JUST WISH TO CHANGE MY COURSE.... I KNOW WHAT I CLICK ON.... NEVER FAILED JAMB....JAMB 2016 IS RUBBISH... ENGLISH 10-20 NO ANSWER AND EACH QUESTIONS OF THE ENGLISH CARRIED 3 MARK THAT'S 30MARK ....DIBU IS A SCAM.... SACK DIBU NOW !!!

like seriously are u for real. From 10-20 no answers.hmmm am interested in this case because i think Jamb has really been messed up.I will relate this to the appropriate quarters

JAMB Funny pics while ur mate dey get 270+









Greenloaded•com

Very hilarious stuff. I laughed so hard especially the "we thank God part"

I laughed so hard too
Number 13 I can relate...after staying all night chatting thinking gal is done crossing all her T's.

bebe2:
Very funny

Pls add more I beg , memes make me laugh.

Love them.

prayers for these kids writing JAMB

Hahaha

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