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Those was how we do arrange the chairs
(Secondary school waec exam inside hall while arranging exam chairs)#

Dis happened yrs bk in jnr sec skul buh i cnt 4get bout it. Teacher:where's ur note samuel:ma,i 4getted it @ ho me

Is you be dt

heard a man complainin @ a bank sayin
"the ATM machine has been swallowing peoples ATM card"

i was like hehehe....sey d ATM CARD na eba abi paracetamol wey machine dey swallow

1 2 3 4 both of you come here

' My uncle is watching at me'

I came to your house but you didn't dey

I didn't went there

Lalasticlala Oya o fp

Mummy I have chopped and bellefulled. I can't chop again this night...

Nigeria people are demon people

Nigeria is not presentable

Ve heard alot

Am I know u before

I haven a very serious hedache in my legs

stop shouting noise na!

GFHandel:
-You said i did it but I didn't did it
-Who stone that stone.

Lmao@who stone that stone.

Off the window and close the fan

"YOU WERE ASKING ME, WHERE WERE ME, WHERE ME NT HERE...

My pocket doesn't meant for moimoi... One pacs.. I knows him, he know me... Shey Ayo pride abi him no pride??

who gave the goal? what did I done?

even if she came back, we can only be friendship

This happened years back at my computer school.
Lecturer: Miss Sinat why are u sleeping in my
class
Student: I forgot sleep at home.
Back in primary school.
I am a student I'mot I?

Wen i went to met her

let me shown you

Lol...this is just too funny...
I Remember does days we used to do "TODAY'S QUOTE" in sec. School

My husband just arrove from travel

The two of you resemble, do you family?

Allyty:
even if she came back, we can only be friendship

the 2 both of us want to buy indomie.. Come and stand in front of my back

"Barkin 2 my bace".
Why would someone post that on Facebook?