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Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Jennydoris(f): 1:18pm On Mar 02, 2016
ednut1:
we have all faced one thing or the other dat is a story for another day. His wanting to commit suicide got me pissed. He brought all this on himself. From one phony course to another without investigating nd asking for advice. Best thing he can do is to rewrite his GCE nd apply to a proper school nd shun all this part time tins. D unilag guru with 5.00 gp graduated at 29. He must hav graduated sec school at 17-18. Life is never smooth and suicide shud never be an option.
This should have been your first comment then there won't be any need for me to quote you.
Well said anyway.
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Bellfun(m): 2:13pm On Mar 02, 2016
@Op...Clause..i guessed that's your moniker...i have to be very frank with you with regards to the issues of life...

Let me start by saying that there are other people out there with similar (if not worse) challenges, and they dare not contemplate suicide! Why? Cos they have this unshakable believe that "it will end in praise"!

How would you tell the story of your life to motivate the coming generations if you've not faced these challenges?

How will you repay the kindness,mercy,grace and provisions of God Almighty in your life if you choose to commit suicide?

Do you have dreams and aspirations at all?

Have you forgotten about the less privileged people living under the bridge... In rain and sunshine?

Have you thought about your parents and how you plan to make them proud someday?

What about your siblings? ...

I can go on and on and on...cos there are more reasons to live(and be alive) than to take one's own life...or can you stand the sight of seeing your brother/sister's body hanging by the ceiling?

Have a rethink pls...and your life will sure end in praise!


I've been through a lot...a whole lot...but I'm still standing.. I'm still smiling... Cos i know I'll laugh last!

Thank you...and be prayerful!
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 2:43pm On Mar 02, 2016
Hey clause!

My Word Of ENCOURAGEMENT;
*I just left the 'Dada 5.00 cgpa' thread nd wat i notice in d thread is dat he graduated when his is 29 yrs old.
And 4rm wat i saw, u graduated 2009/2010, nd i am quite sure, den u were not more dan 18/19 yrs old.
That is, by now u will be within 25/26 yrs.

My Suggested SOLUTION;
I read dat u have wat u use to make small money.
U can work nd save money, and prepare hard (read) for jamb 2017.

They're universities over here in the north dat don't have a lot of aspirant's which u can easily scale through. And finish within 4 yrs



Final Word;
U need who to talk with like ur mum, dad, friends, gf e.t.c
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by orobs93(m): 2:44pm On Mar 02, 2016
I think the op is more off getting attention on nairaland than solving his problem..

Enjoy your attention bro
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by clause(op): 2:55pm On Mar 02, 2016
orobs93:
I think the op is more off getting attention on nairaland than solving his problem..

Enjoy your attention bro
And what do you think i would gain from seeking attention on a faceless forum. Why didn't you just skip when u have nothing to contribute to the post.
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Nobody: 5:44pm On Mar 02, 2016
Bro even Bill Gates got his own ups sends down...
now I have one quote for u
"ur problems isn't the issue but ur attitude towards it is"
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by MaziOmenuko: 7:57pm On Mar 02, 2016
Is he still alive? Op, please if u have not yet taken ur life, please ensure u go to a teaching hospital to sign off your internal organs. Those lungs, heart, kidney, cornea, bone narrows, liver and spleen can be very helpful to those fighting for their lives. You will be a real hero after that.


orobs93:
I think the op is more off getting attention on nairaland than solving his problem..

Enjoy your attention bro
You dey mind am. Lalasticlala can help move his ministry to permanent site so he can get all the attention he needs.
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by SkinnyDude(m): 10:52pm On Mar 02, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
4yrs for OND? Omoh! Kill yourself right away!

Wait...

Don't use the wrist-slice method: some amebo that don't mind their business may rush you to the hospital before you bleed out.

Don't eat poison, it will just damage your organs without killing you, thereby making you a liability to you relatives.

Guns work out pretty nice, aim the nozzle at the left side of your chest, straight at the heart and squeeze the trigger: or under your jaws, 45degres from your throat, this will do the trick.

Never shoot your brain directly, you may lose a sizeable amount of your grey matter but not your life. You will end up bedridden, insane and useless.

Please dont forget to share the before and after pix with us; nothing thrills us here at nairaland better than pictures.

Now, go on! Just do it! Nike
what of drugs like sleeping tablets?
Re: Help! I Feel Like Committing Suicide. by Nobody: 11:47pm On Mar 02, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
4yrs for OND? Omoh! Kill yourself right away!

Wait...

Don't use the wrist-slice method: some amebo that don't mind their business may rush you to the hospital before you bleed out.

Don't eat poison, it will just damage your organs without killing you, thereby making you a liability to you relatives.

Guns work out pretty nice, aim the nozzle at the left side of your chest, straight at the heart and squeeze the trigger: or under your jaws, 45degres from your throat, this will do the trick.

Never shoot your brain directly, you may lose a sizeable amount of your grey matter but not your life. You will end up bedridden, insane and useless.

Please dont forget to share the before and after pix with us; nothing thrills us here at nairaland better than pictures.

Now, go on! Just do it! Nike
bad man everywhere, lol.
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