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Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by SMARTKOSSY: 6:36am On Mar 08, 2016
opribo:
Seriously we need a little bit of sharia down South, the moral decadence has reached all time high to the extent that strip clubs has become common place now.

I can just imagine one terrorist throwing in a bomb into one of them stripper clubs in a sharia environment.. May God help us.
lol guy abeg wats ur location?cuz for lagos here,I av seen it all
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by ycat: 6:46am On Mar 08, 2016
They already have all of that up north and there it will remain.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by omenka(m): 7:09am On Mar 08, 2016
TruthHurts1:
Omenka good morning. There are dozens of threads opened by muslims on this forum attacking Christ or Christianity. Hate begets hate. That's what I've come to know about Nairaland.
Can you show me one out of the dozens of such threads??

What you people are doing is totally wrong and distasteful. What nonsense is this?? Are you people more Christian than those pastors on the forum?? Why do we hardly see such hate threads on the religion board? Why politics?? Where or when did our pastors or preachers ever admonish hatred??

What you people display bear no semblance to the doctrine of Christianity myself and many other Christians out there were brought up to embrace.

Haba. How do you people function daily bearing such mass of hatred in your hearts??

This is just utterly disgusting.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by Emancipation: 7:26am On Mar 08, 2016
omenka:
Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44, what sort of nonsense is this?? Why should some people's religion be turned into a thing of joke and mockery?? Why is the forum allowing this inflammable trash thrive? If I were a Muslim I sure as hell wouldn't find this thread funny. I don't see Muslims open threads to mock Christianity, why are these people allowed to do so unimpeded??

I suggest this thread be taken down and the Op given a lengthy ban for denigrating a people's religion on purpose.

Thanks.
Shut up. They are simply using present day facts to project what will happen in the future if certain conditions occur. Disprove them with counter facts if you disagree. Nobody is making fun of religion of peace.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by Nobody: 7:38am On Mar 08, 2016
this thread needs to be closed
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by omenka(m): 7:39am On Mar 08, 2016
Emancipation:
Shut up. They are simply using present day facts to project what will happen in the future if certain conditions occur. Disprove them with counter facts if you disagree. Nobody is making fun of religion of peace.
Looking at your profile, I'm not for a moment surprised you support things like this. It is very typical of you lot. You imagine every single thing in life revolves around tribe and religion. You imagine hating and stumping another man is the best way to getting everything you desire in life including some miserable dream of a useless country. Even within your own tribe, all you do is hate one another, as you consider some from a articular state superior to others.

Shame on you lot.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by Emancipation: 7:45am On Mar 08, 2016
B
omenka:
Looking at your profile, I'm not for a moment surprised you support things like this. It is very typical of you lot. You imagine every single thing in life revolves around tribe and religion. You imagine hating and stumping another man is the best way to getting everything you desire in life including some miserable dream of a useless country. Even within your own tribe, all you do is hate one another, as you consider some from a articular state superior to others.

Shame on you lot.
I support freedom of speech. Simple. Why don't you counter with facts instead of your ultra emotional outbursts to shut down other people's freedom. #commonsense.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by TruthHurts1(m): 7:46am On Mar 08, 2016
pollmaniac:
In the pic, She is in her room, and she isn't naked. how come you say she is "walking" naked?
Common sense triumphs over mumuism
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by BeardedMeat(m): 7:46am On Mar 08, 2016
omenka:
Looking at your profile, I'm not for a moment surprised you support things like this. It is very typical of you lot. You imagine every single thing in life revolves around tribe and religion. You imagine hating and stumping another man is the best way to getting everything you desire in life including some miserable dream of a useless country. Even within your own tribe, all you do is hate one another, as you consider some from a articular state superior to others.

Shame on you lot.
Shame on you! Infact double shame on you! When Nigeria becomes an islamic nation, there will be completion in the already begun annihilation of the middle belt.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by omenka(m): 7:50am On Mar 08, 2016
TruthHurts1:
Here is the example you asked for:

https://www.nairaland.com/2968168/xtian-3-headed-god-pathetically
When you see such threads, all you do is call the attention of the mods and have them taken down and the OPs sanctioned.

Most of the worst atrocities being committed against humanity in the world today are as a result of religious and ethnic intolerance. We must all join hands together to douse the flame and not pour fuel into it.

I can't remember in all the years I've spent on earth so far, anywhere it was seen something positive came out of hatred. Matter of fact, the essence of humanity that makes it unique to all other forms of civilisation are love, accommodation, charity and community. Take these away and we are no better than chimps roaming in the jungle.

Make una take am easy. This does no one no good.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by babadem2much(m): 7:50am On Mar 08, 2016
I swear dem no fit grin team unclad night rest.


BTW: that will reduce expenses from those girls dem

2. No OLOSHO grin

3. every man will be wearing cafthan grin

4. jeans market don die chai grin


5. God forbid bad thing.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by ayodeji481(m): 7:52am On Mar 08, 2016
didirin boy....insane youth everywhere. God will save us.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by ayodeji481(m): 7:52am On Mar 08, 2016
didirin boy....insane youths everywhere. God will save us.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by babadem2much(m): 7:53am On Mar 08, 2016
omenka:
Looking at your profile, I'm not for a moment surprised you support things like this. It is very typical of you lot. You imagine every single thing in life revolves around tribe and religion. You imagine hating and stumping another man is the best way to getting everything you desire in life including some miserable dream of a useless country. Even within your own tribe, all you do is hate one another, as you consider some from a articular state superior to others.

Shame on you lot.
Na gode Omenka keep saying da truth and only that will vindicate u
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by TruthHurts1(m): 7:58am On Mar 08, 2016
omenka:
When you see such threads, all you do is call the attention of the mods and have them taken down and the OPs sanctioned.

Most of the worst atrocities being committed against humanity in the world today are as a result of religious and ethnic intolerance. We must all join hands together to douse the flame and not pour fuel into it.

I can't remember in all the years I've spent on earth so far, anywhere it was seen something positive came out of hatred. Matter of fact, the essence of humanity that makes it unique to all other forms of civilisation are love, accommodation, charity and community. Take these away and we are no better than chimps roaming in the jungle.

Make una take am easy. This does no one no good.
I have tried that. The problem is that the mods will not do a damn thing. Muslims are treated with kids gloves on Nairaland. They are the only religion that has a rule protecting them from criticism while they are free to rain insults on everyone else.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by Mynd44(mod): 8:10am On Mar 08, 2016
The craziest thing about this thread is that over 90% of you lot will dump your Nigerian citizenship for a Turkish, UAE or Omanian one and yet come here to talk.

Oh well, Nigerians will always be Nigerians
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by iamrealdeji(m): 9:15am On Mar 08, 2016
ChoCandyDiamond:
What a Country!!!!, I pity the females under the bondage of **** Religion is the Opium of the masses
Because you won't be able to be dressed like a porn star as you are on your profile. Mind you,your dressing makes you less attractive,it makes you look like a female animal
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by iamrealdeji(m): 9:21am On Mar 08, 2016
ChoCandyDiamond:
Religion is the Opium of the masses, In the Garden of Eden, Man and woman where walking Unclad, I rather walk on Unclad than to submit myself to **** Pedophiles and their Pedophile **** who specializes in raping,killing, bombing and taking hostages of innocent little girls as young as 6 yrs old for sexual gratification,I am better than them,emancipate yourself from mental slavery.
Ignorance is a mutherfucker. You don't read,you don't research,olodo how do you want to know about Sharia? Sharia doesn't support all that B's. Stop saying something out of ignorance,it makes you sound like an illiterate.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by obailala(m): 9:37am On Mar 08, 2016
pollmaniac:
Yesterday, I was having a nice chat with my friend
After watching Buhari’s interview in Aljazeera and reading
Comments on NL. So we were joking about how Nigeria
Will be like if it is Islamized and sharia implemented. Here's some of the jokes we shared.
NB:They are scary but true.

1. No more brazillian hair for the ladies. Whats the need since it will be covered in hijab anyway, and nobody will be brave enough to sell such.

2. No women driving cars anymore lol. Na koboko certificate be dat

3. Women can no longer go out without permission and assistance of a close male unless she likes koboko

4. If you are a woman and you are raped, you will receive 54 lashes of koboko and jailed for 6 months for putting the guy in temptation

5. No more ass shaking girls in Olamide’s videos

6. Timaya’s head will be cut off for morally degrading the society with his bum bum video as well as other artists such as Iyanya kukere and Davido fans mi (drugs)

7. All baby mamas’ head will be cut off

8. No more choosing your own spouse. What’s the need since you already have been betrothed to one guy like that who can still marry other women if he likes

9. If you sit in public with Shiite Muslims, koboko for you

10. If you shake hands with a woman, na koboko for you

11. No more pastors preaching in the streets, dem no born you well?

12. Christians will become third class citizens after the Shiites in second class. Therefore if a first class guy slaps you in broad daylight, he is right. Any objections, visit the sharia court.

13. Nigeria will no longer be Nigeria because it will be renamed to the name of “the saint that did everyone good by enforcing Islam”. Just like the Al-Saud family renaming the country to Saudi Arabia. If you have any objections, present your back first.

14. If Olamide won’t sing ONLY songs of praise for Allah, then he should go and sleep. Otherwise he should submit his back for proper lashing to remind him of where he is.

15. To cure konji go be only for the Emirs and sultans.

16. To go ashawo go be only for the royal family in the UK. If you try am, your head go disappear.

17. Bombings will become a normal thing all over the country and not just in the north.


If you have more suggestions, bring it on. Let’s keep the fun going.
Lol... na to pack load go Ghana then. grin

[size=14pt]But on a serious note, only a capital slowpoke would believe that Buhari can actually achieve this kind of transformation as a democratic president in a Nigeria.[/size]

Even if he was a maximum military dictator in the ranks of Idi Amin, he would actually need to be an almighty god to be able to achieve this.
Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by NmaGod: 9:52am On Mar 08, 2016
opribo:
Seriously we need a little bit of sharia down South, the moral decadence has reached all time high to the extent that strip clubs has become common place now.

I can just imagine one terrorist throwing in a bomb into one of them stripper clubs in a sharia environment.. May God help us.
Sharia law is not the best option here rather some parents to sit up in order to lead their children to right path instead of blaming the society
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