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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 9:15am On Mar 11, 2016
justified10:
good morning everyone...

ruthobaz thanks for d "compliment"

greycious, how u dey? ndo for wwt hapnd to united yesterday...me can't wait for 3yrs to com so LVG Can free my darling united.

yorme, relax with ur koboko o.

dreamcome2ru, strong man..I dey fear u o.

senator mcmooney, chuxmyk, dexxyalebs ..una weldone o.

kapable75,manus17 I tualey o.
Lol thank you sir

********
And this page belongs to me grin cheesy

Lol. I'm dedicating to all my fresh ministers

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by battoyyeb(m): 9:17am On Mar 11, 2016
yorme:
My most revered Senators, the Presidency, and my fellow law abiding GRACELANDERS,

It is my greatest delight being called upon to serve our land - a land we have all cherished and hope to see good fruits yielding out of it.

A lawless land cannot last, so the sayings go. Therefore, i would in my capacity as the Minister of Justice and Attorney General of this Federation:

1. Defend the laws and constitutions of GL

2. Ensure all information disseminated (NYSC and non-NYSC related) on GL would be nothing but the truth. Truth would be my watchword.

3. I would ensure strict punishments are apportioned to defaulters of truthful information dissemination, derailers, and anyone who seeks to hinder the peace, love and harmony amongst GL'ers (My 7-thunder Destiny-resetting Koboko would be applied on them.)

4. I would lastly ensure the GL'ers are not deprived of their rights in any way.

Thank you all.

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cc:
Greycious
Ruthobaz
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Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk

Firstly, my name is not battoyteb it is battoyyeb, una don hear before I sue u, grin
Nyc 1 sir, you know many people will soon rush here, I just want to know how you will uphold the law and while performing your duty their will be insult please how will you handle such situation
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by battoyyeb(m): 9:24am On Mar 11, 2016
justified10:
good morning Mr Senate president, deputy senate president, distinguished senators present...

I am honored to be available here and more honored to b part of d wld-be ministers..

dear senators, as d minister of information and communication I will ensure that d primary objective of dis city( dissemination of nysc-related info) is fulfilled...

call me d minister of primary objective wink


"HOW I HOPE TO ARCHIEVE THIS"

* I will form an information committee, d committee members will research for informations and bring it to Graceland.

NOTE: Every gradelander is a member of dis committee (but some special pple wld b selected to work specially)


*apart from nysc-related Infos, we shall also bring to d city any info dat would be useful for Gracelanders..

like I've always said, every Gracelander is involved...without the people's cooperation, it might be difficult for dis ministry...I promise, every gracelander will be carried along.


thanks for your time, I will b waiting for your questions.

cc
greycious

ruthobaz

*************
Mcmooney

battoyteb

sonymax16

armanni

dexxyalebs

shina101

iphemama

chuxmyk

First am going to sue you for spelling my name wrongly because have been busy looking for you since, na joke o grin
To the main business, i don't know what to ask you because you said evertthing
I hereby move a motion that this young man should take his bow and leave
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 9:25am On Mar 11, 2016
danemenike:
This is an avenue for prospective corpers for the
2016 Batch B. Don't be disappointed if you weren't mobilized for 16A, who knows, it might be for your own good.
Let's meet here to discuss latest news and issues
bothering on registration, mobilization and so on.
P.S:
Cc: Yokiti,
Crazyman,
Ogbeche77





To help foster unity on this thread, 16B corpers
should
please introduce themselves in this format:
Alias/Moniker
School/Institution
Course of Study
Year of Graduation and lastly,
Where you wish to serve

Thanks

Where all this men dey sef?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by battoyyeb(m): 9:28am On Mar 11, 2016
Dreamcome2ru:
The distinguish senators of GL,indeed am honoured to be nominated to serve as the Minister Of Education,as we all know without Education,either formal or informal,the city will only be like a blind man on a journey to nowhere,however,with education being on a high demand,below are the strategic roadmap my ministry will delivver to whole citizens and the republic at large:
*Harmonizing educational policies and
procedures of our great republic.
**Maintaining uniform standards of
education of Graceland.
***Effecting co-operation in educational
matters on an international scale,that is the necessary co-operation with GoldenCity members with their rich knowledge and experience on the aspect of education and educational policies.
Thank you distinguished senators for giving me the audience in your revered chamber.
Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk
Senators, pls let this man take his bow and leave
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by doctormoh(m): 9:32am On Mar 11, 2016
hi guyz. Adamson AKA Doctormoh KSU Sociology, 015 abuja, enugu, akwaibom. Singning in........
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 9:41am On Mar 11, 2016
doctormoh:
hi guyz.
Adamson AKA Doctormoh
KSU
Sociology, 015
abuja, enugu, akwaibom.
Singning in........
Welcome on board sir
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by hadibaba(m): 10:13am On Mar 11, 2016
doctormoh:
hi guyz. Adamson AKA Doctormoh KSU Sociology, 015 abuja, enugu, akwaibom. Singning in........
wlcm bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by spixytinxy(f): 11:08am On Mar 11, 2016
kapable75:
madam, delta weed no fit stand where oshogbo weed deY na. Oshogbo na ba-ba
c dis one ooooo, delta weed na im b d real deal, oma ta lopolo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:20am On Mar 11, 2016
spixytinxy:
c dis one ooooo, delta weed na im b d real deal, oma ta lopolo

Ghenghen! Ma lovely sisi spixytinxy haf carry business go anoda level mhen! Abeg serve me small make i taste before i go answer these em ministers. Dash all em ministers sef, i go pay for am!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by doctormoh(m): 11:21am On Mar 11, 2016
hadibaba:
wlcm bro
thanks
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by doctormoh(m): 11:24am On Mar 11, 2016
ChuxMyk:
Welcome on board sir
happy 2 sail wit like-minded ppl. Tnx
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:26am On Mar 11, 2016
battoyyeb:


Firstly, my name is not battoyteb it is battoyyeb, una don hear before I sue u, grin
Nyc 1 sir, you know many people will soon rush here, I just want to know how you will uphold the law and while performing your duty their will be insult please how will you handle such situation

Simple! I will appoint watchdogs who will help watch out for members causing troubles. Measures would be taken to make peace with em. Anyone who refuses to make peace would enter my blackbook, which would be published from time to time. Sure no one wants to be blacklisted.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by spixytinxy(f): 11:29am On Mar 11, 2016
yorme:


Ghenghen! Ma lovely sisi spixytinxy haf carry business go anoda level mhen! Abeg serve me small make i taste before i go answer these em ministers. Dash all em ministers sef, i go pay for am!
oya tk dis one shot, ur ministers ke, dose wan no get liver oooooo abi u want mk we get person dead body for our head ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:36am On Mar 11, 2016
spixytinxy:
oya tk dis one shot, ur ministers ke, dose wan no get liver oooooo abi u want mk we get person dead body for our head ni

Who tell u say em no get liver. Try give justified10 and dreamscome2ru first. Mix am with d oshogbo weed and sokoto kainkain. If i hear say u no go share testimony thereafter.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by spixytinxy(f): 11:46am On Mar 11, 2016
yorme:


Who tell u say em no get liver. Try give justified10 and dreamscome2ru first. Mix am with d oshogbo weed and sokoto kainkain. If i hear say u no go share testimony thereafter.
haaaa, se dem offend u bf ni abi wetin wan mk u kill dem, I trust justified10 ba fanta dat one dey tk bt as for dreamscome2ru e b like say dat one like paraga
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:55am On Mar 11, 2016
kapable75:
ehe i talk am, i see that black leather for ur left hand i come dey wonder wetin u go do. If person wey no know u see u the person go think say u go harvest cassava gringrin

Badt guy! grin U too dey code! Na y i like u b rat!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:02pm On Mar 11, 2016
spixytinxy:
haaaa, se dem offend u bf ni abi wetin wan mk u kill dem, I trust justified10 ba fanta dat one dey tk bt as for dreamscome2ru e b like say dat one like paraga

Which justified10? Ask d guy wetin d content of dat fanta bottle be. D guy dey coded fa!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 12:33pm On Mar 11, 2016
kayusely:
We will work and plan together with relevant agencies on how to expand the scope of our operations to cope with the expected infux

and the agencies are? I'm really interested in the comfort of gracelanders.

cc:
Mcmooney
battoyyeb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:40pm On Mar 11, 2016
DexxyAlebs:


How do you intend to uphold a "high standard" of education from now till august (pre - post registration) ?
Distinguished senator,i commend your brilliancy sir,however inorder to answer your question sir on upholding high standard of education,simply put put sir,I will do that through excitement,I will collaborate with the sport and information ministries to achieve that aim,take for example,kids see school as a torture ground,but parents device the means of buying biscuits,sweets just to entice and arouse their interest in learning,you see sir,the biscuits and sweets is the catalyst,it's the excitement,EXCITEMENTS LAST LONGER,Excitement is the key sir.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by spixytinxy(f): 12:47pm On Mar 11, 2016
yorme:


Which justified10? Ask d guy wetin d content of dat fanta bottle be. D guy dey coded fa!
na real fanta him dey tk ooo, justified10 no dey do paraga at all
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
Distinguished senator battoyyeb,am honoured sir,thank you sir,Senator ChuxMyk sir,yeah,Plateau state is not bad,2days of mini-war doesn't mean that the state is hell,as have said,I long to visit the state again and again,@ruthobaz,thanks for the compliments ma,nominating us means a lot and we won't let you down ma,@justified10,lol,I have to survive bro,I only said am a strong man coz the decisions i took then cannot be taken by a faint hearted man.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 12:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
kapable75:
#166 i dedicate this page to well deserved neighbour yorme and to abbie25, a very intelligent miss if u dont know.
Modified: Ruthobaz
veepeelicious veepeelolo, u're welcome ma and how did ur day go?

Lolz thanks.. Though I dunno what made you say that but thanks all the same..

Am back everyone. My mb finished so I had to stay quiet for a while.. How are you guys doing
Ruthobaz kapable, greycious justified10 yorme chumaster senators. And every Gracelander.. Missed everybody oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Greycious(m): 1:19pm On Mar 11, 2016
The house is quite this afternoon.....
Welcome back abbie25
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 1:23pm On Mar 11, 2016
Abbie25 mi, welcome back fa! Missed ur "hian!".
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by armanni(m): 1:36pm On Mar 11, 2016
The Senate president, the deputy Senate president, my colleague's of this mighty chambers.. firstly, I apologize for bin absent from plenary for sometime now, it's due to some unforeseen circumstances.. secondly, I've gone thru pages and comment and questions and answers.. Senate president sir, my distinquised colleagues, no doubt at all, all the aspirants are super qualified for various positions, if u ask me, they should all take a bow and leave..
cc
Mcmooney
battoyyeb
sonymax16
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 2:36pm On Mar 11, 2016
yorme:
Abbie25 mi, welcome back fa! Missed ur "hian!".

Lolz.. Same here oo. Ki lon shele
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 3:27pm On Mar 11, 2016
Dreamcome2ru:

Distinguished senator,i commend your brilliancy sir,however inorder to answer your question sir on upholding high standard of education,simply put put sir,I will do that through excitement,I will collaborate with the sport and information ministries to achieve that aim,take for example,kids see school as a torture ground,but parents device the means of buying biscuits,sweets just to entice and arouse their interest in learning,you see sir,the biscuits and sweets is the catalyst,it's the excitement,EXCITEMENTS LAST LONGER,Excitement is the key sir.

the guy first brainwashed me with adjective,

well said! proper execution i expect from you.

Pls take a bow and leave.

cc:
Mcmooney
battoyyeb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 3:37pm On Mar 11, 2016
armanni:
The Senate president, the deputy Senate president, my colleague's of this mighty chambers.. firstly, I apologize for bin absent from plenary for sometime now, it's due to some unforeseen circumstances.. secondly, I've gone thru pages and comment and questions and answers.. Senate president sir, my distinquised colleagues, no doubt at all, all the aspirants are super qualified for various positions, if u ask me, they should all take a bow and leave..
cc
Mcmooney
battoyyeb
sonymax16
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk

You are most welcome, where is Iphemama
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 3:58pm On Mar 11, 2016
DexxyAlebs:


the guy first brainwashed me with adjective,

well said! proper execution i expect from you.

Pls take a bow and leave.

Lol,i dare not brainwashed you sir,am only speaking as a layman,lol,thank you sir as your office is highly revered@Abbie25,you welcome back miss.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 11, 2016
Dreamcome2ru:

Lol,i dare not brainwashed you sir,am only speaking as a layman,lol,thank you sir as your office is highly revered@Abbie25,you welcome back miss.

Thanks.. So what did I miss
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 4:18pm On Mar 11, 2016
Abbie25:


Thanks.. So what did I miss
Quite lots,hmmm,let's start from you being nominated as the minister of women Affairs to the long issue of each senators screening the ministers,Alas,you're yet to come out with your manifestos,highlight it and let the senators see what they have for you.that's just a preamble ooo,coz alots happened during your stay in the UK.

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