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KIDpretty:
i used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun.

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!".

Stupid joke.. But it made me laugh.

I go follow beat you

Alajenu. Hahahaha dat man no mad o. Na wicked him wicked.

Lmao!!!

You don enter one chance lol

I laughed to tears the first time I watched the video

u sef na alatenuje, u initially wanted to use 1k cos u see ifa, u con increase am to 10k. u go wash tire.

lol

I actually laughed lol

Lol, hope they beat you tire

missKiffy:
Lol, hope they beat you tire

dem pity for me

KIDpretty:
i used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun.

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!".

Lol. But not funny

Actually lol. Nice punchline

Lol.....ROTFLMAO... chisos i yaff die with laughter o

even sane nigerian men do it. they can take you to the most expensive restaurant, ask you to order for any thing you like and before you finish your meal he wont be anywhere in sight.

Op you really got me on this one ....Cc: Lalasticlala

this is funny! c as she quick order 4 plates as if he easy to make money. She got served

Sexytemi:
Lol.....ROTFLMAO... chisos i yaff die with laughter o

Really funny bt sm of us guys can be quite generous. Lol

Laugh wan tear my belle o!

K

Mstcheeew!

k

Moral of the story: not all guys are after your hole

LMFAOOOO

Seriously, you got me. I totally believed the story untill the last paragraph. Thanks for making my evening, Laugh Carry me no be small

so funny

Hilarious!



......but next thing is to go and wash plates till the restaurant is close now! a bi?

u got me op. lol.

you for make him order on your behalf...