Honestly...i ain't doing none of this shii when I'm bout to marry, if she's not contented with the introduction and traditional marriage and maybe white wedding which I'm still seriously thinking if it's necessary, then then her father can marry her.

ireneony:
I hope to get married some day with a tall, handsome and caring fuy

sorry!

pucelle:
Too much of copy copy is not good o
what if he falls down or hit his head on the rock
Nigerians can copy westerners to the last drop of their blood. is okay
HML

Ur signature should be EXCEPT not EXPECT.

1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?

2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot, while heaven is
beautiful...the choice is yours.

3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring.
Is your finger a key holder?

4)You have slept with over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper.
What are you preventing

5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you.

6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d gate, doors & windows?

7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. GTbank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!

My name Anita, I used my friend to set up my boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me wedding Invitation. What AM I? (A) Learner (B) God sent (C) Fool

9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i have a Girlfriend when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up".

10) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government.

11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest Shareholder.

12) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... your life is on SOS.

13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?

14). Sex won't make him love u. A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE...

15) No matter how nice you are to a goat, It will still eat your yam.

16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool...
My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!!

17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut.

18) Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will be deployed to search for u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty.

19) Don't act like you have it all, even rich people beg for pen in the bank.

20) No matter how big ur house is, how recent your car is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still gonna be the same size, stay humble.

21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might be, you will Still Be the Food For Worms....
Set your arrogance aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for ever.

22) I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their last breath am about sleeping someone somewhere is crying..
Always thank the lord no matter the situation

#baresy&familygreetings#

Take jump for ur bed bah? I must talk

tribalwarlord:
Na so you go dey jump from bed to bed

Ask4bigneyo:
Ur signature should be EXCEPT not EXPECT.

thanks

Blueeyedboi:
....I'll watch telemundo with you..You'll go to bed wearing my best t-shirt...I'll hold your hands in public en kiss you in front of your friends...it only takes a YES from you en history is made..

LOL

henrydadon:
this is one of those moment i wish i had a girlfriend..but nairaland girls will never reply PM

Check ur mail, we just 'PM'd u.

pucelle:
thanks

You wlc

Love is wicked tru tru

see as im babe just stand de look am...she knows she cant die young...na only teeth she open and na the same teeth for open if anything do the guy...happy for them but i dont like the photos that much...happy married life ooo

pucelle:

LOL

...What's funny...I'm serious en you're laughing out loud..that's unfair!

Blueeyedboi:
...What's funny...I'm serious en you're laughing out loud..that's unfair!

How do I know you are serious

MissGdope:
they are learners joor.
look at these people hanging from cliffs without harness
one foot placed wrongly and they could have plunged to their death
Now thats what I call daring and memorable

OMO
what is this??

Hawlahscho:
Must he die young?

The expression on the guy's face and your comment gelled like bread and butter

pucelle:

How do I know you are serious

....I put my reputation on the line by making a public pronouncement...what other proof do you need?

justjify:

OMO
what is this??

lol they not scared of death i guess.
The lady is showing her husband just how much she trusts him...till death do them part

justjify:

OMO
what is this??

lol they not scared of death i guess.
The lady is showing her husband just how much she trusts him...till death

Blueeyedboi:
....I put my reputation on the line by making a public pronouncement...what other proof do you need?

Reputation?

public pronouncement?

on Nairaland?

Bwahahahhahaha

pucelle:

Reputation?

public pronouncement?

on Nairaland?

Bwahahahhahaha

...Looks like you derive a lot of fun in making someone look stupid...

Nice photoshop!

Blueeyedboi:
...Looks like you derive a lot of fun in making someone look stupid...

sorry

Jump!!! For a shot!! End time couple

pucelle:

sorry

...Its alright..if you'll like to know the rest of the story feel free to add me up..08184495083...whatsapp only

henrydadon:
this is one of those moment i wish i had a girlfriend..but nairaland girls will never reply PM

so girls no dey outside Nairaland ba

Groovy!

Blueeyedboi:
...Its alright..if you'll like to know the rest of the story feel free to add me up..08184495083...whatsapp only

ok

luvbeloved:
do I knw u? "Issorai" someone close to me use that a lot

LordVoldemort:



You are still in captivity of your negativity

Lord

If I catch u

I go break all ur front teeth