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Jadekitana:
My father's house, infact my room

Synzu:
I think I might know who that is. He's the usual suspect, but my NL frenemies are too damn much bro! TheSe days its hard to know who's who. I know Naughty'll never describe me the way he did so I'm sure its NOT her.

STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe a****nnnnnnnnn. Na you Biko ooooo✔️✔️✔️✔️

With my rum by my side, I fear not, ship dem on

JoeCutie:
What about UNIBEN girls?

[color=#1980BC]Na them dey give a nigga wahala now o.

Person don finish exam but dem go dey find who go take dem go kada for flexing.

I don manage dodge two. I been no fit dodge one so I reach there today, remain small I for spend my transport to abuja join. [/color]

STFUareyouGod:
you Na baba Na. Bachelors like us still have to tidy our food by ourselves

STFUareyouGod:
your father's house no get address?

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hahahahahahaha. Sure you re gonna get your desire since i'm the one with whom the ship lies. Whenever you re in natacatalina, do endevour to say hi and ships full of p**sies you would get from me.

Jadekitana:
You already know where I live in lagos so come to my bus stop. When i'm ready i'd request for your digits but for now i'm not! Like I said before someone else is gonna see me first.

Lezzlie:
It's a male alright!!!



I'll mail it to you on the morrow!

I'm just chilling with a bottle of beer watching Champoons' league match and spying on a discomfited cowardly trembler trying to build his life on the rubble I left on nairaland

Synzu:
Oh... I'm still very much single bro. No spoil market for me abeg

STFUareyouGod:
That one Na sure thing. Man must sure go cruising

HateU2:
I don't have tym 4 dis nah

Suigeneris93:
This thread would have been fun if spoilsports didn't ruin the fun Asslicker/buttlicker/weedygonzalez you just made my night

STFUareyouGod:
I honestly don't.

I be waiting for your msg ASAP

Laveda:


Mehn I'm just here o.
Nairalanders are so annoying at times..

I came to your zone >>>>

Jadekitana:
You can pm me with your digits.

firstEVA:
it's good to know you two are cool now

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Na them dey give a nigga wahala now o.

Person don finish exam but dem go dey find who go take dem go kada for flexing.

I don manage dodge two. I been no fit dodge one so I reach there today, remain small I for spend my transport to abuja join. [/color]

I had these two girls from my faculty then, anytime I dey enter faculty like this, two of them go rush me and knack me this better hug, that type of hug that makes all the dead cells to come back alive. Next thing one go knack me that "Joe I'm hungry" joke. Sotey I come ask one, "I be like Mr. MacDonald for your eye?" She say no. "I be like your boyfriend?" She say no. "I be like your papa?" She say no. Shuu! What's with the constant hunger each time you see me? I just taya.

I only took one girl out throughout my stay in UNIBEN...my then girlfriend. And that reminds me, she told me she saw you one day, true or false?

And I get one very fine babe like that for that your faculty oh. She's in 400L now and she's a very loyal friend. She stays in Ekosodin. Help me look after her. Hey, I said LOOK, no near her oh

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hehehehehe. Hope you understood your emboldened? For i must time speaks in riddles only few understand. *wink*

Laveda:
Yes Eva, LOL. .
How body?

STFUareyouGod:
100% digestion. I pack am well. Hahahahaha

DemiGoddess:
Hmmm...learnin' a lot from this thread.

KINGinVAHALA2:
I trust you on this sir. Mtn, everywhere you go. Hahahahahaha

firstEVA:
body dey o, nice one

Synzu:
That's way too much info. I knew that too but didn't wanna bring it up. Check the part of ur post I edited for a clue.

Laveda:
This one you smiling

STFUareyouGod:
yhelloooo

firstEVA:
hahahahaha, why will I not smile, lol

KINGinVAHALA2:
Ohhh, sorry sir, i forgot to add this. Mtn YELLOW, everywhere you go. Pls pardon my mistake. hehehehe

Laveda:
All is well then