Jlakeside:

Why won't you?. A failed jambite.. The cutoff for Mubi Polythectnics in Adamawa and Gombe state Univeristy is 120. You can give it a try.. I swear, your case will be like the chibok girls.

and you just said you are a graduate? Your write up shows that you are a tout who dropped out of school at the age of 13. Why are you transferring your aggression and frustration on that young innocent pretty girl, you need deliverance, performed by an herbalist, because a pastor can never save you.
You can thank me later.

refiner:


see me see trouble ooo....

my dear I will gain admission wif dar my score in a reputable university OK!...keep ur useless opinion to ur miserable self!


pls don't quote me again!....

no need to reply the frustrated tout, that is how they behave, when they fight finish on the street, they would still come online and fight on nairaland, just snub him. You will surely get the admission.

Are you an IMSU aspirant seeking for information on when the IMSU cut off marks
will be out? Are you just worried and anxious to know if you can be admitted into
IMSU or not? Let not your heart be trouble, I will provide you with answer to all
the questions running through your mind, proffer solution to all your problems and
give you the very best information on what you must do to gain admission into
Imo State University this academic session. So take time to read this article word
to word, sentence to sentence and paragraph to paragraph from the beginning to
the end. Firstly, IMSU cut off mark for this year is 180. Most of you always ask me
the same question which is “WHAT MUST I DO TO GAIN ADMISSION?” it is very
simple to gain admission into any University as far as I am concern. All what you
need to know is how to enlist your name even when it seem you are not qualified.
WHAT MUST I DO TO GAIN ADMISSION INTO IMO STATE UNIVERSITY?
For you to gain admission into Imo State University this year there are some pre-
requisite you have to put in place apart from
participating in the post-UTME, But before then let me cease this opportunity to
introduce myself. I am Mr. Gerald Ogum. I specialize in helping IMSU aspirants
secure admission and I assure you that your admission into Imo State University
this year is 100% guaranteed. WHAT SHOULD I DO AFTER CHECKING MY POST-
UTME RESULT? That is a very good question. At this point your post-UTME result
determines your next line of action. Don’t make the mistake of folding your arms
and watch to see if there will be a miracle from above after checking your result.
Last year a whole lot of Aspirants were not admitted into the University because
they did not apply the right principles and techniques required to gain admission.
They check their result and they taught they have arrived because they score high
in the Post-UTME. Sometimes your result does not necessarily mean you will be
admitted into the school. There are some other things you need to put in place for
your name to be in
the admission list. If you could remember vividly, a whole lot of people also
participated in the IMSU post-UTME, as a matter of fact
thousands of aspirants wants their name in the admission list of the department
you apply for. You may be wondering why I say
thousands because you wrote the IMSU Post-UTME with hundreds of other
aspirants not thousands. For your information, as soon
as the result is out 90% of all the IMSU aspirants already know that they have
failed and are begging to be given admission in any
other department including your department. So the struggle of gaining admission
to study your course is longer a race for hundreds,
it is now a race of thousands. At this point we are at the second phase of the
screening where the school decides who is to be
admitted and who is not to be admitted. For your information, if you believe you
will be admitted because you score high in the IMSU
post-UTME and you are not doing anything in respect to that then you are doing
yourself a whole lot of harm than good. BELOW ARE
SOME OF THE MISTAKES MOST OF YOU MAKE. 1. WAITING FOR DEPARTMENTAL
CUT OFF MARK: Most times you make the mistake
of waiting for departmental cut off mark before you source for help from me, and
this was exactly what affected a whole lot of
aspirants last year. When IMSU Post-UTME result was released last year most of
the aspirants that scored up to 200 and above
were waiting for the departmental cut off mark to know if their name will be in the
admission list or not. Two weeks after the release
of the result they were still waiting, a month after still waiting, two months after
they were yet waiting. Before they knew what was
happening IMSU was through with admission for the year and there was nothing
anybody can do to help the situation. It is normal
for the school to announce the departmental cut off mark after the release of Post-
UTME result, but that is not a criteria for selection
of those that will be admitted into the University. The selection starts exactly the
day the result was released on internet. So stop
thinking nothing is happening until the cut off mark is also released. That
mentality will only add you to the category of those that
will later regret not acting early enough. What I am driving at is that departmental
cut off mark sometimes does not determine who
is to be admitted or not. So what you need do is call me immediately you check
your result so that I can follow up your admission
immediately so that your name will be enlisted in the list that will be submitted for
admission. 2. WAITING FOR 2ND AND 3RD
BATCH ADMISSION LIST: Another silly mistake you people always make is to
believe your name will be out in the 2nd and 3rd batch
admission list. It won’t happen for any reason or whatsoever. Once the first batch
which is the merit list is out, the subsequent list is
pure logistics. When I say LOGISTICS I mean RUNS as you people call it. The
standard for gaining admission does not give room for
categories or levels, it is either you score up to the cut off mark or you are out of
it. So don’t waste your time hoping that someway
somehow your name will be out in the second batch. Someone have to help you
follow up your admission so that your name will be
among the names that will be published in the second and 3rd list. That is how it
works as there are no two ways about it. So if you
are among those that fall into this category it is high time you erase that mentality
from your head and face reality. It is all about
using what you have to get what you want. I hate it when I give some of you
orientation on what and how to go about running your
admission and you later try to prove smart along the line. What I do is dump your
case and forget about you totally. This may be your one and only chance of
gaining admission, so you have to do all you can to make sure you are admitted
this year. If you chose to wait for the next
admission list you might not be able to work it out later. If you really must be
admitted this year it is a must you start running your
admission immediately you have seen your post-ume score.. HOPING ON YOUR
UNCLE OR AUNT WHO IS A LECTURER: I have been working admission for people
for several years now and the category of aspirants that does not always gain
admission are those that either have one Uncle or Aunt as a lecturer or staff of the
school. Sometimes you people think having a family in the school guaranty your
admission. NO! It does not happen that way, the fact that he or she is a lecturer
does not guaranty your admission because you will end up writing JAMB the
following year. The reason is because it is not every lecturer that can help you
gain admission and even those that know how to go
about it still come to me to help them with their candidate. This is what I mean,
once the result is released i start working on all my
candidates to make sure they all gain admission, but your Uncle/ Aunt on the other
hand will be waiting for the supplementary list
when he/she can beg to add a name out of the hundreds of names submitted to
him/her from friends and family members like you to
be included in any of the available space after all other aspirants that are
connected to someone like me have been given admission
in the previous lists. The probability of you gaining admission is zero (0). He/she
will only be given the opportunity to submit just one
name out of the hundreds of names he/she has. One will be chosen and the rest
of you will have to put in for JAMB the following
year. That is why anytime some of you call me and tell me that you have an uncle
in the school running your admission for you, all I
do is ask you to either get a Pre-degree/ JAMB form or a diploma form because I
know you will be disappointed at the end of the
day. The brutal truth is that I cannot run your admission with empty pocket; some
persons will be mobilized before your file can be
moved from one office to the other for approval and certification without which you
won’t be recommended for admission. Some will
say they can’t give anybody mobilization fee to run admission for their children for
any reason. Let me also inform you that
thousands of aspirants out there are willing to do what you are saying no to. It
has become the tradition of schools these days to
give admission to those who have someone mobilizing their admission before
giving admission. The number of aspirants to be
admitted into the school every year is always very few compared to the number of
those seeking admission into the University. As a
result of this it becomes the survival of the fittest, and most often those that are
financially buoyant are the people who always gain
admission. When others discovered the logic behind it, everybody start to apply the
same techniques and that is how it becomes a
normal thing for those in charge of admission to demand for mobilization fee
before giving admission. So don’t start thinking I’m in
need of your money. I only want to help you succeed and that is why I am
unveiling this secretes to you now. Even if you don’t have
all what is expected of you to run your admission don’t stay back as I am willing
to help as many that are very serious and
passionate to be admitted into Imo State University this year and I believe you are
serious and passionate to become a student of
Imo State University. Last year I intercede on behalf of all my candidates that were
not able to raise the token demanded for
mobilization to provide 60% of the amount and redeem the balance after the
admission is given, that is how they were able to secure
admission. At a point I was almost discouraged from helping you this year as a
result of the attitude most of the aspirants I help last
year portrayed after running their admission. I had to start calling them one after
the other to send their balance which got me very
angry. If I can trust you to the extent of helping you with my own money despite
the fact that you don’t have the mobilization fee to
run your admission, and expect you to balance me as agreed and you decide to
play smart with me after gaining admission. You now
expect me to buy airtime and start calling you with the money I am suppose to
use for some other things, then it shows you are so
ungrateful. I want to believe that it won’t happen this time. Let not your heart be
troubled, you should see yourself as a bonafide
student of the almighty Imo State University. Start preparing yourself for school.
Get all the materials you need for school next
academic session. What you should have in mind is that you are now an
undergraduate. Start living in it. When I say you should start
living in it, I mean you should start living and behaving like a student. Start making
plans on how your experience is going to be like
in your first semester in IMSU. If you don’t have all the things you need for school
yet then its time you start getting them one after
the other because there is no how you are connected to me and at the end of the
day you still find yourself at home in the midst of
those that have no future ambition. I am all you need to work your way through
your academic struggle this year. And I guaranty you
that you will be among those that will put on matric gown the next matriculation. I
am the solution to all your heart aches and fears
that wear you down. I am not bragging or feeling pompous, I am just telling you
the assurance and confidence I have. I am the best
and most reliable source to help you gain admission into IMSU. Some of my
friends always say I feel too pompous because I am the
best when it comes to helping students gain admission into Imo State University.
Some even say I carry it on my head too much, all
I do is just look at them and smile because deep inside of me I feel so fulfilled that
I am affecting peoples’ lives positively, I am
giving a lot of lives meaning. I am making what used to be the biggest challenge
in the lives of many a long forgotten issue and
history as the case may be. I secured admission for about one hundred and fifty
aspirants last year. This is your time and this is your season.
The level of attention you pay to every tips and advice you get from me and how
you put them to work will determine whether you
will gain admission into Imo State University this year or not. Mind you I am not
saying everybody must be admitted this year, but
those that are ready and willing to go any length to make sure they are in school
this year will be among the ratio of those that will
smile at the end of this long journey because many are called but few are chosen.
N/B: Please don’t bother yourself to call my line if
you are not ready to follow up your admission now. Just ignore everything you’ve
read and pretend as if you never come across this
vital information. I am not ready for story tellers. I work for those that know what
they want and go for it. I work for those that take
immediate action not procrastinators. FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW TO PROVIDE
YOUR DETAIL INFORMATION. The information you
provide will be use to fill your form, so make sure you provide your valid
information. SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS TO 08080965196 if u are wise you
will get a pen and copy out the information below. 1. Your name (The way it
appear on your JAMB
slip) 2. JAMB registration number. 3. JAMB score 4. Course title 5. Post-UTME
score 6. Average score 7. Name of institution (Choice
of institution) O.LEVEL RESULT 8. Examination type (WAEC/NECO) 9. Examination
season (May/June or Nov/December) 10.
Examination number 11. Examination year 12. Subjects and grades (e.g English
Language C5, Mathematics B2) 13. Number of
sittings (Indicate if it is 1 or 2 sittings) 14. If you are using awaiting result please
indicate. 15. State of origin 16. Local government
17. Date of birth 18. Phone number 19. Name of parent/Guardian 20. Parent/
Guardian phone number. NOTE: send all required information immediately your
post-ume score is out. Good luck to you and Call me after sending your
detail information. I repeat, call me after sending the text message. I want to see
your qualification before you call me. To your
academic success, Gerald C.E.O University Admission Solution. 08130300646

I laugh in swahili at the troll comments above, internet isn't a place to take out grievances. If you have beef with someone settle it between yourself instead of trolling the person on the internet. Not a decent thing to do, speaks wrongly of you.

Millex:
I laugh in swahili at the troll comments above, internet isn't a place to take out grievances. If you have beef with someone settle it between yourself instead of trolling the person on the internet. Not a decent thing to do, speaks wrongly of you.

i Concur!!

VillageGOAT:

and you just said you are a graduate? Your write up shows that you are a tout who dropped out of school at the age of 13. Why are you transferring your aggression and frustration on that young innocent pretty girl, you need deliverance, performed by an herbalist, because a pastor can never save you.
You can thank me later.

You're a village he-goat

Donpre:

Dude seriously let her be, juz fvckin' quit it.... I don't get how her score concerns you. If you've got beef with her, take it somewhere else. This thread isn't for all the sh!t you typed up there


buh then, just outta curiosity, what does a graduate like yourself, that claims to be old enough to be someone's dad hope to gain from this humongous act of childishness?

Talk to me the way you talk to your dad.. I'm old enough to be like him.. On 24th of June 1965 where were you?.. Ask your father son

You're old enough to be someone's dad and still busy displaying your foolishness on JAMBITES thread? The limit of your stupidity tends to infinity!

@all, just ignore the toddler, he'll soon run out of his usual 10MB bonus data from MTN and we won't see him for the next one week.

Jlakeside:

Talk to me the way you talk to your dad.. I'm old enough to be like him.. On 24th of June 1965 where were you?.. Ask your father son

yea right... so someone in his 60's will be stalking a jambite, still went ahead to accredit her low jamb score to her activeness on a social forum, then went on to tag her a failure who isn't fit to be in a reputable university.... I know kids below 10 years old who ain't that jobless, talk less of men in their 60's who have family to cater for.

So Someone's Dad.... do us a favour nd Get dah F'vk Outta This Thread!!!!

I sight trolling, well if God chastises us like this earth would be really empty...

I didn't know it'll be this interesting in here

I heard jamb has removed d 40marks..hw 2ru

abayomi97:
I heard jamb has removed d 40marks..hw 2ru

nah True,jez Feeble Rumours

So it true

I pity for Ur children if U have any and I also fear for Ur unborn children if U dnt have any yet!

Jlakeside:

Talk to me the way you talk to your dad.. I'm old enough to be like him.. On 24th of June 1965 where were you?.. Ask your father son

I chk my result todae I got 179 but they av not send it to me on my phone, any hope for unilorin post u m e. Or if am eligible to get d 40 marks

I got 210 in jamb please I want to know if I can get admission at delsu for med and surgery........

I got 214 going for political science @ university of abuja

ola4re:
I chk my result todae I got 179 but they av not send it to me on my phone, any hope for unilorin post u m e. Or if am eligible to get d 40 marks

sorry to let you down buh I doubt jamb is still gonna give out extra marks.... and unilorin cutoff mark can't be below 180

The best option is to consider a polytechnic or you can start reading towards next year's utme, if there is gonna be any next year(protests n al)

I pray you make the right and best decision, good luck bro

Donpre:

sorry to let you down buh I doubt jamb is still gonna give out extra marks.... and unilorin cutoff mark can't be below 180

The best option is to consider a polytechnic or you can start reading towards next year's utme, if there is gonna be any next year(protests n al)

I pray you make the right and best decision, good luck bro

. Thnx bro. I saw it on internet that d exam has bn canceled pls how tru it is

ola4re:
. Thnx bro. I saw it on internet that d exam has bn canceled pls how tru it is

I'm yet to see hear or see any of such news.... I'd hear about the house of reps imposing PPT on Jamb earlier today buh cancellation of the entire exams is totally new. Also if they'd cancel it, it'll cause more protest and uproar, me self go carry placard enter road

Donpre:

I'm yet to see hear or see any of such news.... I'd hear about the house of reps imposing PPT on Jamb earlier today buh cancellation of the entire exams is totally new. Also if they'd cancel it, it'll cause more protest and uproar, me self go carry placard entire road

lol c ma nigga

Jlakeside:

Talk to me the way you talk to your dad.. I'm old enough to be like him.. On 24th of June 1965 where were you?.. Ask your father son

lol
..look at this mumu... Abeg swerve make we hear beta people talk.. 1965 kor.. 1735 ni!... Keep fooling yourself... Come jambites thread and be forming baddoo

Lemon12:
am dissapointed with the attitude of jamb officials at Ikoyi ... I went there yesterday to complain of pending result issue.. We were told to go to Abuja and drop our complaints that the are just resuming now ...

Habaaaaaaa ... After many talks they told us to write a letter and drop with them so that they will send it to Abuja

Don't worry it'll soon be out, mine was delayed since 9th till yesterday 18th, so just chill

Jlakeside:

Reputable you say?., with 194 jamb score?. .There is a high competition and a strict-strong UME score(200+) in every reputable schools, Not schools that accepts below-average scores..
Unilag applicants with 210 UME score still shake unlike Unizik applicants with 190 that believes his/her score is okay for the so called reputable school., You better go to KwaraPoly and be the applicant with highest UME score

Many schools accept 180 as cutoff, you ought to wish her best of luck , because she may have been given a wrong score, like me,was expecting above 250,because I know what I answered but out came 214, after keeping the result with them for more than a week
In terms of jamb,the dullard can pass and the brilliant can fail @ refiner don't lose hope abeg

Who has gotten the e-facility card here, where can i get it and how much does it cost?



cc: Geofavor, Refiner, Slimmybaarbie, SaintHephzibah, Donpre

Sharoniah:

Many schools accept 180 as cutoff, you ought to wish her best of luck , because she may have been given a wrong score, like me,was expecting above 250,because I know what I answered but out came 214, after keeping the result with them for more than a week
In terms of jamb,the dullard can pass and the brilliant can fail @ refiner don't lose hope abeg

u shouldn't reply dat foool!....last year I scored 247 but becos d student DAT chose DAT score was more Dan 2k....I wasn't admitted!,..and my dear I read dis yr more Dan Eva before cos I still put dat course,was expecting 280+ cos d questions was very cheap,buh I was disappointed wif wat I got!!



so my dear, foget abt him becos I av faith DAT i will be admitted dis yr!

we all will be admitted dis yr!