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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 8:40pm On Mar 19, 2016
Donpre:

the exam is over buh I read on myschool that those who wrote on the 27th, 29th and those who didn't write et al due to the cancellation of their centres will be called to retake the exam... Jamb is messed up joor!!!!

cc: PilotOz
ehn?!!! Retake what?!!! Hahahahaha. Link or. . . .















Adonbilivit! tongue

it's not even on the news.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 8:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by PilotOz(m): 9:15pm On Mar 19, 2016
Donpre:

the exam is over buh I read on myschool that those who wrote on the 27th, 29th and those who didn't write et al due to the cancellation of their centres will be called to retake the exam... Jamb is messed up joor!!!!

cc:PilotOz
chineke... wtf, my waec- two sittings, so my jamb now wants to be two sittings? I no gree oo.. except they will let me combine the scores frm the two exams hehe.. But seriously is this true? didn't recieve any notification oo..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by PilotOz(m): 9:58pm On Mar 19, 2016
Donpre:

the exam is over buh I read on myschool that those who wrote on the 27th, 29th and those who didn't write et al due to the cancellation of their centres will be called to retake the exam... Jamb is messed up joor!!!!

cc:PilotOz
Modified.
Only for those that had system failure(must be verified frm the centre) and those that were relocated and couldn't make it to the exam hall. Didn't see where they said 27th and 29th candidate should come to re-write. 59k students would re-write, 27th and 29th candidates were more than 100K so nt possible.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 10:43pm On Mar 19, 2016
Geofavor:

ehn?!!! Retake what?!!! Hahahahaha. Link or. . . .







Adonbilivit! tongue

it's not even on the news.
Have you checked nairaland's front page recentlyundecided…… anyway, it seems I exaggerated a bitgrin buh there is gonna be a retake sha, I just hope jamb doesn't just dash out huge scores anyhow, thus creating more competition for peeps..... I don already buy champagne wey I go pop, make jamb no turn my story to 'lil kesh and the headies' cry
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Slimzjoe(m): 10:53pm On Mar 19, 2016
Why Some People go Re-Write na?
Instead of that, let everybody Write again!
Mehn, Naija has too many issues angry




Make we no Re-Write Sha abeg grin grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bi0nics: 11:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
Slimzjoe:
Why Some People go Re-Write na?
Instead of that, let everybody Write again!
Mehn, Naija has too many issues angry




Make we no Re-Write Sha abeg grin grin
bra Dharay stil dy d0 jamb?
i thought you got admision into uniben lxt year?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Sammyashol(m): 11:19pm On Mar 19, 2016
Jlakeside:

No remedy, Go for private part and breast surgery, change your dick to pussay and keep wearing a "bra" henceforth.. Congratulations, you're NOW a female...
This one na weyrey o. What do u gain from derailing there thread. Richiez, olawalebabs, Fynestboi, lalasticlala come and do justice to this!

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by joseff14(m): 11:35pm On Mar 19, 2016
johnwizey:
Who has gotten the e-facility card here, where can i get it and how much does it cost?



cc: Geofavor, Refiner, Slimmybaarbie, SaintHephzibah, Donpre
have you gotten one yet, and how much is it?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Slimzjoe(m): 11:42pm On Mar 19, 2016
bi0nics:

bra Dharay stil dy d0 jamb?
i thought you got admision into uniben lxt year?

I'm not that Werey grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 11:45pm On Mar 19, 2016
Donpre:

Have you checked nairaland's front page recentlyundecided…… anyway, it seems I exaggerated a bitgrin buh there is gonna be a retake sha, I just hope jamb doesn't just dash out huge scores anyhow, thus creating more competition for peeps..... I don already buy champagne wey I go pop, make jamb no turn my story to 'lil kesh and the headies' cry
yeah, I've seen it. I think it's for those who had issues in their respective centres (short-notice relocation) and those complaining of one issue or the other (network failure, system log-out and so on). They said about 59,000 students will be considered to retake the exam; most of who sat for the test on the 27th and 29th.

Although we started late in my centre (about an hour late), we didn't have these issues to deal with. So, I guess we're left out even though we wrote it on the 27th.

However, it was said in the post that if students lay complaints and it is found to be genuine, they will be allowed to retake the test.

In short, retaking the exam is optional. So, they can count me out. I can't go through jamb's distress again. I'll manage the score I got.

Goodluck to those rewriting the exam.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Dammysmart: 6:43am On Mar 20, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bi0nics: 6:52am On Mar 20, 2016
Slimzjoe:


I'm not that Werey grin
why are you c0pyinq z style?

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by millyajay(f): 8:22am On Mar 20, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Elxandre(m): 9:39am On Mar 20, 2016
Think well before you accept this offer from the devil (Jamb) to accept a resit. Especially if you have a decent score already.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:09am On Mar 20, 2016
Sammyashol:
This one na weyrey o. What do u gain from derailing there thread. Ric hiez, olawale babs, Fynes tboi, lalasti clala come and do justice to this!

Rule 2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/ provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.
So, Advising someone to go for a surgery is an abuse or bully?..Dammn!!.. You see why some people get 194 and below in jamb.. You couldn't comprehend a common sentence, No wonder you've been giving hope to your fellow "failure specialist"~ refiner... Just wondering how you will pass (scoring 50percentile and more) in Sentence Equivalence/Text completion in your Jamb Use of English.. I pity the Nigerian youth, I pity the Education style in Nigeria, I pity YOU with a paucity intellectuality..

**shakes head vigorously***
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by EVarn(m): 12:14pm On Mar 20, 2016
IamLukas:
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by refiner(f): 12:28pm On Mar 20, 2016
Jlakeside:

So, Advising someone to go for a surgery is an abuse or bully?..Dammn!!.. You see why some people get 194 and below in jamb.. You couldn't comprehend a common sentence, No wonder you've been giving hope to your fellow "failure specialist"~ refiner... Just wondering how you will pass (scoring 50percentile and more) in Sentence Equivalence/Text completion in your Jamb Use of English.. I pity the Nigerian youth, I pity the Education style in Nigeria, I pity YOU with a paucity intellectuality..

**shakes head vigorously***


Mr man stop mentioning my name!...keep ur useless advice to ur miserable self!,I never asked for it!


my God!wat an attitude!


if u are truly an aged man,u must be a disgrace to ur age grades!....


OK tell me why most jamb candidates dis yr failed woefully,tell d reason y jamb added bonus marks for some students,tell me d reason why some students protested lately in Lagos and illorin?....tell me?


just desist from mentioning me again wif ur trash comments cos I can see u are just a frustrated miserable old fool!undecided
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Slimzjoe(m): 1:18pm On Mar 20, 2016
bi0nics:

why are you c0pyinq z style?

I am?


Its a Free world Man...Everyone can do as he Pleases
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by amuniiopz(m): 1:44pm On Mar 20, 2016
pls room when is the closing date for jamb change of institution....tanks as you reply
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 3:32pm On Mar 20, 2016
refiner:



Mr man stop mentioning my name!...keep ur useless advice to ur miserable self!,I never asked for it!


my God!wat an attitude!


if u are truly an aged man,u must be a disgrace to ur age grades!....


OK tell me why most jamb candidates dis yr failed woefully,tell d reason y jamb added bonus marks for some students,tell me d reason why some students protested lately in Lagos and illorin?....tell me?


just desist from mentioning me again wif ur trash comments cos I can see u are just a frustrated miserable old fool!undecided

The rant of a failed jambite, what do you expect?.. I wasn't giving you an advice, at all, I was only reprimanding your failure so that you can buckle up next time and at the same time, I was censuring those giving you a false hope you're circumvoluting on. I may be kinda sounding hoarse but its the blatant truth,. Read, Read and Read is the only solution..

Jamb giving additional marks to applicants isn't my concern here, There are also other students who scored more than 200, yet they also get additional mark from jamb. Weren't you given additional mark? If additional mark is been given to you and your total score still sum-up to 194, then admit you're a CONFIRMED failure, An Humdrum jambite, A romance & sex addict,. I'm sure you knew some people scored 200+ and your brain with theirs isn't different when juxtaposed.. I'll crave your indulgence to start preparing for the Next Jamb..

See ya wink wink
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 3:34pm On Mar 20, 2016
amuniiopz:
pls room when is the closing date for jamb change of institution....tanks as you reply
2-3 weeks from now, no official date yet, so just do it as soon as you can
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by amuniiopz(m): 3:38pm On Mar 20, 2016
Donpre:

2-3 weeks from now, no official date yet, so just do you as soon as you can
tank you sir
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Teeeestone(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2016
[quote author=Jlakeside post=43944963]
The rant of a failed jambite, what do you expect?.. I wasn't giving you an advice, at all, I was only reprimanding your failure so that you can buckle up next time and at the same time, I was censuring those giving you a false hope you're circumvoluting on. I may be kinda sounding hoarse but its the blatant truth,. Read, Read and Read is the only solution..

Jamb giving additional marks to applicants isn't my concern here, There are also other students who scored more than 200, yet they also get additional mark from jamb. Weren't you given additional mark? If additional mark is been given to you and your total score still sum-up to 194, then admit you're a CONFIRMED failure, An Humdrum jambite, A romance & sex addict,. I'm sure you knew some people scored 200+ and your brain with theirs isn't different when juxtaposed.. I'll crave your indulgence to start preparing for the Next Jamb..

See ya wink wink[/quote





Hmmmmn w Brother Leke ......
.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Teeeestone(m): 5:02pm On Mar 20, 2016
Jlakeside:

So, Advising someone to go for a surgery is an abuse or bully?..Dammn!!.. You see why some people get 194 and below in jamb.. You couldn't comprehend a common sentence, No wonder you've been giving hope to your fellow "failure specialist"~ refiner... Just wondering how you will pass (scoring 50percentile and more) in Sentence Equivalence/Text completion in your Jamb Use of English.. I pity the Nigerian youth, I pity the Education style in Nigeria, I pity YOU with a paucity intellectuality..

**shakes head vigorously***
Brother Leke.m............hmmmmn
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by samzheee(m): 5:25pm On Mar 20, 2016
you people should just ignore that 'kidman' completely, let him continue ranting, he will leave when nobody replies him.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by sweet7oyin(m): 7:20pm On Mar 20, 2016
Jlakeside:

The rant of a failed jambite, what do you expect?.. I wasn't giving you an advice, at all, I was only reprimanding your failure so that you can buckle up next time and at the same time, I was censuring those giving you a false hope you're circumvoluting on. I may be kinda sounding hoarse but its the blatant truth,. Read, Read and Read is the only solution..

Jamb giving additional marks to applicants isn't my concern here, There are also other students who scored more than 200, yet they also get additional mark from jamb. Weren't you given additional mark? If additional mark is been given to you and your total score still sum-up to 194, then admit you're a CONFIRMED failure, An Humdrum jambite, A romance & sex addict,. I'm sure you knew some people scored 200+ and your brain with theirs isn't different when juxtaposed.. I'll crave your indulgence to start preparing for the Next Jamb..

See ya wink wink
guy stop looking for attention...jamb marked nonsense diz year and its d truth so stop forming for us here...
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:54pm On Mar 20, 2016
sweet7oyin:
guy stop looking for attention..jamb marked nonsense diz year and its d truth so stop forming for us here...
Did you just call me "guy"?..C'mon I'm as old as your biological father. So address me like him.. Where were you on June10, 1965?..

Dammn!!, what a "Calumny" at your bolded statement.. Why blaming jamb marking style for your modicum score?. For Christ sake, it wasn't a paper-based, it was computer-based.. All questions and systems were test-run before use in the presence of Dibu, another Jamb rep and Minister of Education.. Every computer-based exam(GRE, TOEFL, likewise Jamb) will always undergo test-running before use, Though they might be a system knockdown due to power failure or other factors but that wouldn't lead the system to mark the right answers wrongly,..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:09pm On Mar 20, 2016
Teeeestone:
Brother Leke.m............hmmmmn
Leke?..what's the meaning..?

Aha'm bu Chief Chinedu Okonkwo Ihedinammadu ll of Amaofufe kingdom, Isiala-ngwa North, Abia
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by nellybenn: 9:31pm On Mar 20, 2016
Jlakeside:

No remedy, Go for private part and breast surgery, change your dick to pussay and keep wearing a "bra" henceforth.. Congratulations, you're NOW a female...

you must be a clown!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Demmieviere(f): 10:13pm On Mar 20, 2016
Geofavor:

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P.S. A good course isn't one which people tag as a good course. It is one which suits your interests the most.
Oh! You really took ur time to list all these courses. Although, Most Of Them Ain't New. Thanks For Ur Time, Bro.

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