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When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 7:35pm On Mar 18, 2016
During University days: I want 150k job

NYSC: I think starting with 100k won't be a bad idea.

Now: Jes pay me any amount, I'm tired of staying at home.

Like if u are a Nigerian graduate and know what dis mean

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by orlaryhincah(m): 7:48pm On Mar 18, 2016
danieloy4:
During University days: I want 150k job

NYSC: I think starting with 100k won't be a bad idea.

Now: Jes pay me any amount, I'm tired of staying at home.

Like if u are a Nigerian graduate and know what dis mean
Very true

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by pet4ril(f): 8:09pm On Mar 18, 2016
The thing tire me ooi
May God help our youth

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 8:11pm On Mar 18, 2016
crylately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still sad.....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 9:57pm On Mar 18, 2016

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class! angry

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. undecided I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class. cry

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! angry At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting. grin grin

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by mattyboy007(m): 4:59am On Mar 19, 2016
op how u take knw all dis abt me? undecided

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Heromaniaa: 5:42am On Mar 19, 2016
I can relate to this...

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Anikishaya(f): 6:35am On Mar 19, 2016
Op, na em make go collect 20k job for yaba from agege o. At the end of d month, my salary is my transport fare and feeding allowance. Dis life no easy o. Let's keeping hoping for a better tomorrow.

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by omoyemirally(f): 7:10am On Mar 19, 2016
During my service year, there was dis benin guy who refused to go to his PPA or even CDS. When d LGI asked him y? He confessed he wants his service year to be extended since there is no job outside. At least alawee go still dey flow. So hilarious

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by zibi2(m): 7:38am On Mar 19, 2016
Front page material cccc mynd44,lastica

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Yeahreen(m): 8:03am On Mar 19, 2016
Really pray things get beta in this country of ours!!! wink

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 8:59am On Mar 19, 2016
zibi2:
Front page material cccc mynd44,lastica
This one can't even spell lalasticlala correctly. Chai Buhari, see wetin you don cause. grin grin

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by palladin: 9:52am On Mar 19, 2016
Very true.
Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Rexology: 9:59am On Mar 19, 2016
LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class! angry

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. undecided I can get at least a 150k job after graduating.

400 level : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class. cry

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! angry At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting. grin grin

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE
You are the first person to make me laugh today... thank you for making me laugh.

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by LaurelP(m): 10:06am On Mar 19, 2016
This is why we need guidance counsellors in our schools. Over 90percent of students in our high schools and tertiary institutions don't know anything about life outside the school.
They think that life always moves like this: Primary===>Secondary===>Tertiary===>NYSC===>Good Job===>Enjoyment.

The reality is that sometimes, you have to wait and endure at a particular point for years, especially after secondary school, and after NYSC. Only just a very infinitesimal number get it at a go without having to wait.

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Omotayor123(f): 10:07am On Mar 19, 2016
I know that feeling OP!
Make God help us!

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by abumeinben(m): 10:09am On Mar 19, 2016
danieloy4:
During University days: I want 150k job

NYSC: I think starting with 100k won't be a bad idea.

Now: Jes pay me any amount, I'm tired of staying at home.

Like if u are a Nigerian graduate and know what dis mean


Cogito ergo sum
Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by slap1(m): 10:09am On Mar 19, 2016
Front page? For real?
Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by html14java(f): 10:10am On Mar 19, 2016
Funny
Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by scampy(m): 10:10am On Mar 19, 2016
So true.
Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Dinocarex(m): 10:11am On Mar 19, 2016
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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by BE811APP: 10:11am On Mar 19, 2016
the situation is critical angry
Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by joliyp(f): 10:11am On Mar 19, 2016
We wait on u lord

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by omusiliyu(m): 10:11am On Mar 19, 2016
...and Babu has denied us [size=20pt]OUR[/size] #5K monthly allowance.

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by adepiero: 10:11am On Mar 19, 2016
I thank God for the one I have even though the salary is not what I always dreamed of collecting undecided

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Pavore9: 10:11am On Mar 19, 2016
When reality sets in.
Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by cyril700(m): 10:12am On Mar 19, 2016
Sempumping:
crylately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still sad.....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria
and u r this beautiful, hw do u maintain dis ur beauty? Pls start up something o coz I can't imagine u going broke.

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by centyboy: 10:12am On Mar 19, 2016
vanity upon vanity... cry

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Afrok(m): 10:13am On Mar 19, 2016
Haha... if friends see me they'll be like, Kenny! Why are u still around?
Me: I dey wait for service
Friends: where u come dey work now?
Me: People wey don come back from service, which work dem don get? cry

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