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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by egorov(m): 11:06am On Mar 19, 2016

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

if you are in lag, if u r ready to accept 40k/month minus 2k tax. Pm me

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 11:07am On Mar 19, 2016

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a 150k job after graduating.

400 level : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

Hahahaha, so hilarious but true.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Ada9103(f): 11:08am On Mar 19, 2016

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a 150k job after graduating.

400 level : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

... You killed it grin

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Aroh48(m): 11:09am On Mar 19, 2016

Saladin25:

Chai! you pass your boundary. you accused an innocent person, what if the man later do u bad.
I hope you apologise sha.

I did,his son is currently staying with me.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 11:11am On Mar 19, 2016

egorov:
if you are in lag, if u r ready to accept 40k/month minus 2k tax. Pm me

Thanks o...God bless you . Am in Abuja ,the 40k is too much sef

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Saladin25(m): 11:11am On Mar 19, 2016

Aroh48:
I did,his son is currently staying with me.

That is better. Nice one

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Adesiji77: 11:11am On Mar 19, 2016

Sempumping:

Bsc Slt (chemical petroleum major )2:1....HND Agricultural Extension and Management (2:1)..HSE Basic .......NEBOSH IGC.. .and so on

Any experience at all?

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 11:15am On Mar 19, 2016

The few available jobs have been occupied by the elites and political class.E.g CBN,Immigration and NDA

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by midayy(f): 11:17am On Mar 19, 2016

So true...I know of a graduate who works at a store for 15k sad

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 11:22am On Mar 19, 2016

Adesiji77:

Any experience at all?

yes ....1 of is my Industrial Training at WRPC/NNPC

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by chigoizie7(m): 11:23am On Mar 19, 2016

Elhayjay:
As I am now,one company is enslaving me and I know very well but I can't leave the job.if I mention the useless company name,u will know what am saying.the company is owned by a Nigerian who they say is not up to 30 years.it is into logistics selling different fake products to people...no salary, commission of #400 on deliveries which most time wont be more than one in a day and you have to travel through state to deliver don't even know what I am enjoying right now in the company..the company Is a controversial company here on nairaland.who can guess....

Haaa, and people down here are neglecting sales girl jobs 15k sef, plus 2H lunch money everyday

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by mamawin(f): 11:27am On Mar 19, 2016

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a 150k job after graduating.

400 level : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

lastmumu!!! you wan kill person

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by mixter(m): 11:27am On Mar 19, 2016

Quite funny but true. I look forward to getting a job soon or still start something for myself by managing my own business which is converting dung to cooking gas and electricity. Truth is, it has been very challenging and a bit frustrating but guess what, I ain't giving up now,Not yet. I think you should do same. See the positives out of every negative situation. We know it's tough,but you have to keep hoping and believing. If by everything I just read now. I think someone just offered her a job now. So keep the spirit up. It's gonna be alright.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Churchillsaug(m): 11:29am On Mar 19, 2016

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a150k job after graduating.

400 level (some F's here and there) : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by bxcode(m): 11:37am On Mar 19, 2016

esejessy:
I went for an interview yesterday ,hoping to get a gud job with a better pay.we started aptitude test for gud 4hours ..I was there hallucinating dat after all this stress today will b my luckiest day ! i was dumbfounded when the man told me the job is 15k. I told him tank u and carried my bag and left peacefully.(diariz God)

***falls from the staircase*** grin

Kpele ooo

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Johnnyessence(m): 11:43am On Mar 19, 2016

Afrok:
Haha... if friends see me they'll be like, Kenny! Why are u still around?
Me: I dey wait for service
Friends: where u come dey work now?
Me: People wey don come back from service, which work dem don get?

so painful to read it hmmm ogaooo . baba God answer our call oo.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by esejessy(f): 11:44am On Mar 19, 2016

bxcode:

***falls from the staircase***
Kpele ooo

lol i hia!

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by WaffenSS(m): 11:44am On Mar 19, 2016

Sempumping:

Bsc Slt (chemical petroleum major )2:1....HND Agricultural Extension and Management (2:1)..HSE Basic .......NEBOSH IGC.. .and so on

Interesting. And what are your job preferences?

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by WaffenSS(m): 11:45am On Mar 19, 2016

LaurelP:

Help your fellow guys too, not just her becos she's a woman. I see numerous guys here looking for job yet u don't ask them these questions nor show the slightest pity.

Don't be sexist.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Johnnyessence(m): 11:47am On Mar 19, 2016

fashoo2010:
Na u get the main scenario.... Laugh won kill me here ooo.... What a country... A guy stayed at home for 2years,no job.. He got a job, they offered him 20k and he started begging for them to add 5k to it so dat it can be 25k...i was just thinking in my mind, what has d country turn into? A whole graduate in Economics(2:1) is begging for a 25k job.... May God help us in this country

oga ooooo the LORD will open ways hmm .this country is going astray ooo.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 11:50am On Mar 19, 2016

Elhayjay:
yes..

hmm...just don't quit. Schools always have a need of teachers.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Sammyblaq(m): 11:54am On Mar 19, 2016

I swear for this country.
Working for the capital and getting my passion well directed is what am in for now.

My current work worse pass banking job o.
(Mon-Sat; 8am-6pm+). Salary: *shakes head*.

Ekwensu gba aka...We go survive.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Sike(m): 11:55am On Mar 19, 2016

Make Baba God answer our calls fast fast lo sure ju

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by RectorDammy(m): 11:55am On Mar 19, 2016

there is no job anywhere let's create it #dammysayso

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 11:56am On Mar 19, 2016

WaffenSS:

Interesting. And what are your job preferences?

For now anything would do.No preference at all,though am on the path of occupational health and safety ( passion )but am very good at whatever I do ,so wherever I find myself, I 'll reprogram my passion grin

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by hamsky: 11:59am On Mar 19, 2016

Hello everyone, i run a start-up IT Consulting firm located behind games village, kaura district, Abuja. Currently, I'm in need of two graduate assistants to handle some of the administrative tasks of the company and assist in developing some of the services we offer.
Those interested in the the admin role are required to have a business/customer service related background, satisfactory level of computer knowledge, can do attitude, excellent communication skill and interest to work in a small team in a dynamic IT environment. Good academic record would also be an advantage.

On the other hand, those interested in the IT role should have a knack for IT and a demonstrable skill in areas such as website and software development or graphics design - experience with other IT solutions/services will be an advantage. Interested applicants for this role should have the following traits/skills: can do attitude, problem solving skill, excellent communication skill and interest to work in a small team in a dynamic work environment. Good academic record would also be an advantage.
Those interested should please send their CV to my email: i.Hamidu@ask4techsolutions.com

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Krismart(m): 12:01pm On Mar 19, 2016

"Alliance In Motion Global" is d way out. Try it and thank me forever

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by hamsky: 12:06pm On Mar 19, 2016

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Please check my post and get in touch if you're interested in the job offering.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Nobody: 12:07pm On Mar 19, 2016

esejessy:
I went for an interview yesterday ,hoping to get a gud job with a better pay.we started aptitude test for gud 4hours ..I was there hallucinating dat after all this stress today will b my luckiest day ! i was dumbfounded when the man told me the job is 15k. I told him tank u and carried my bag and left peacefully.(diariz God)

Lolssss.... grin

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Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Jyde89: 12:11pm On Mar 19, 2016

fashoo2010:
Na u get the main scenario.... Laugh won kill me here ooo.... What a country... A guy stayed at home for 2years,no job.. He got a job, they offered him 20k and he started begging for them to add 5k to it so dat it can be 25k...i was just thinking in my mind, what has d country turn into? A whole graduate in Economics(2:1) is begging for a 25k job.... May God help us in this country

Nawa o, menwhile am earning that 25k in a company i never wrote an application sef not to talk of tendering my cv or certificate, na just "kom work" dem tell me.

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by WaffenSS(m): 12:23pm On Mar 19, 2016

Sempumping:

For now anything would do.No preference at all,though am on the path of occupational health and safety ( passion )but am very good at whatever I do ,so wherever I find myself, I 'll reprogram my passion

Willing to relocate?

Re: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by esejessy(f): 12:25pm On Mar 19, 2016

crixtex:

Lolssss....

its not funny oooo!(sobbing cry

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