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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 8:10am On Mar 19, 2016
johnwizey:
Who has gotten the e-facility card here, where can i get it and how much does it cost?

Any Jamb office close to you.... costs about #1000, go with like #1500

I assume you wanna do a change of course/institution.... plz do inform us when you're done
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tlake(m): 8:11am On Mar 19, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 8:17am On Mar 19, 2016
Sharoniah:

Don't worry it'll soon be out, mine was delayed since 9th till yesterday 18th, so just chill
i pray so

Thanks
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:22am On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:




u shouldn't reply dat foool!....last year I scored 247 but becos d student DAT chose DAT score was more Dan 2k....I wasn't admitted!,..and my dear I read dis yr more Dan Eva before cos I still put dat course,was expecting 280+ cos d questions was very cheap,buh I was disappointed wif wat I got!!



so my dear, foget abt him becos I av faith DAT i will be admitted dis yr!

we all will be admitted dis yr!smiley

Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation..
The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result..
194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here..

Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated..

My 2cent..

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 8:22am On Mar 19, 2016
johnwizey:
Who has gotten the e-facility card here, where can i get it and how much does it cost?



cc: Geofa vor, Refi ner, Slimmy baarbie, SaintHephzi bah, Do npre

I haven't gotten mine embarassed
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 8:34am On Mar 19, 2016
Jlakeside:

Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation..
The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result..
194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here..

Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated..

My 2cent..

Hey grandpa, we have heard you, can you please leave the thread now

Thanks angry
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Millex(m): 8:44am On Mar 19, 2016
If my father can to a jambite thread and talked like this i'll just cover my face and let him take all the abuse he is getting.
1) He refused to respect himself
2) you'd think being a dinosaur he should know better
3) What kind of Pedophile is observing a young girl on sex /romance section.
Really they were right when they said respect is reciprocal.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Mhizashantee1(f): 9:04am On Mar 19, 2016
Millex:
If my father can to a jambite thread and talked like this i'll just cover my face and let him take all the abuse he is getting.
1) He refused to respect himself
2) you'd think being a dinosaur he should know better
3) What kind of Pedophile is observing a young girl on sex /romance section.
Really they were right when they said respect is reciprocal.
grin
Millex:
If my father can to a jambite thread and talked like this i'll just cover my face and let him take all the abuse he is getting.
1) He refused to respect himself
2) you'd think being a dinosaur he should know better
3) What kind of Pedophile is observing a young girl on sex /romance section.
Really they were right when they said respect is reciprocal.
LMAO .. Can't stop laughing
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by refiner(f): 9:06am On Mar 19, 2016
Jlakeside:

Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation..
The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result..
194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here..

Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated..

My 2cent..



why not leave me alone?...wats ur problem... I don't know u,u don't know me!...so why should it pain u dis way?undecided


my dear,I will get admission dis yr,take it or leave it!....I don't even need ur accent before my God will do somefin spectacular in my life!!

dis is my last time I'll be writing jamb!...nofin u or anybody can do abt it!....


never worry,I will quote u when I will be celebrating my matric!....take dat from me!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by refiner(f): 9:09am On Mar 19, 2016
Millex:
If my father can to a jambite thread and talked like this i'll just cover my face and let him take all the abuse he is getting.
1) He refused to respect himself
2) you'd think being a dinosaur he should know better
3) What kind of Pedophile is observing a young girl on sex /romance section.
Really they were right when they said respect is reciprocal.

my dear I tire oo!....just go through my comments....pls tell me if u find anyfin bad in any of my comments!....pls do!


I dunno why dis man old enough to be my grandpa is behaving like a kid!undecided
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by refiner(f): 9:16am On Mar 19, 2016
johnwizey:
Who has gotten the e-facility card here, where can i get it and how much does it cost?



cc: Geofavor, Refiner, Slimmybaarbie, SaintHephzibah, Donpre

av not done DAT yet!...buh I fink its #1000 or 1500.....just go wif #2000....in case of any necessity!...

u can get it in some cyber café!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jackossky(m): 9:23am On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:




why not leave me alone?...wats ur problem... I don't know u,u don't know me!...so why should it pain u dis way?undecided


my dear,I will get admission dis yr,take it or leave it!....I don't even need ur accent before my God will do somefin spectacular in my life!!

dis is my last time I'll be writing jamb!...nofin u or anybody can do abt it!....


never worry,I will quote u when I will be celebrating my matric!....take dat from me!









Just tell the man/boy to keep shut
you know that common sense ain't common especially now that everything is scarce

my2cent











Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mayormanu: 10:48am On Mar 19, 2016
pls wen is d change of course form
closin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 11:22am On Mar 19, 2016
Donpre:

Any Jamb office close to you.... costs about #1000, go with like #1500

I assume you wanna do a change of course/institution.... plz do inform us when you're done
Aiit.....tanx bro
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 11:23am On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:


av not done DAT yet!...buh I fink its #1000 or 1500.....just go wif #2000....in case of any necessity!...

u can get it in some cyber café!




I'll do just dat. Tanx
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by PrinceofPeace17(m): 11:30am On Mar 19, 2016
Jlakeside:

Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation..
The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result..
194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here..

Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated..

My 2cent..
Because one did not score up to 200 in jamb ?, thus a faliure. Hmmm ignorance of the highest order
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 11:54am On Mar 19, 2016
Jlakeside:

Another silly excuse.. Haven't you heard of "COMPETITION"?.. Competition can happen among thousand/million of individuals of the same species and the fittest, brilliant and the outstanding ones will be selected out for recommendation..
The same brain you have is also embedded in the Number1-Number whatever of the selected applicants among the 2k, The functionality of the brain performs the same way. Stop giving excuses about your failure.. Scoring a 247 last year and it didn't get you an admission? Then youre a failure cos you ought to have improved on your PostUme. So mean your 247 jamb was a fluke.. Start planning NOW for 2017 UME, and subject yourself under intense lucubration. You will see the result..
194 is poor , stop engulfing false hope from your fellow "Specialist in Failure" here..

Failure should be Chastised Not Appreciated..

My 2cent..

1. If truly you are a graduate, then I will gladly hide my certificate anytime you are around. Bro, you are a disgrace to all Nigerian graduates! including me.

2. If you are one of these paedophiles that use intimidation as a tool to getting young girls across social media, then by now you should know from this girl's response (and others) that you are in a wrong place.

3. If truly you are as old as you claimed, then you are a testimony to the statement that says "Maturity does not necessarily comes with age", as you lack decorum and diplomacy that is expected of older generations.

I am disappointed at your conduct here.

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by boombay(m): 12:04pm On Mar 19, 2016
please help!! I wanna do change of institution.. please how do i go about it and how much will it cost??
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by boombay(m): 12:04pm On Mar 19, 2016
please help!! I wanna do change of institution.. please how do i go about it and how much will it cost??
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 12:06pm On Mar 19, 2016
refiner:



OK!....av noticed u!smiley




cool I wish this is your only reply to him cool
Meanwhile, let us know when he sends a pm to you cheesy
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 12:09pm On Mar 19, 2016
boombay:
please help!! I wanna do change of institution.. please how do i go about it and how much will it cost??
Go to the nearest jamb office.
#2500
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 12:15pm On Mar 19, 2016
mayormanu:
pls wen is d change of course form
closin
I heard it will end in 3 weeks time or so.... pretty much before the end of next month
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by refiner(f): 1:43pm On Mar 19, 2016
Pprovost:

cool I wish this is your only reply to him cool
Meanwhile, let us know when he sends a pm to you cheesy
lol!....u dey mind am?...undecided
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by lekelistik: 3:25pm On Mar 19, 2016
Please can I gt d link to yabatech admission thread from ani1
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by nellybenn: 4:03pm On Mar 19, 2016
i have problem in my jamb result they fill in female instead of male
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 6:56pm On Mar 19, 2016
Demmieviere:

I Don't Think That Assertion Was Made To Scare Or Discourage Weak Students. It Was Noted That The Development Was Imperative In Order To Enable Med. Students Mature For The Profession.

BTW
Could You Please List Some Other Good Courses One Cld Choose 'nd Study In D Univ.?
biochemistry, microbiology, dentistry, pharmacy, psycology, physics, Geology, geophysics, chemical engineering, petrochemical engineering, petroleum engineering, mathematics, laboratory science, etc.

P.S. A good course isn't one which people tag as a good course. It is one which suits your interests the most.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 7:45pm On Mar 19, 2016
Hello guys, is the exam still on?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:11pm On Mar 19, 2016
Pprovost:


1. If truly you are a graduate, then I will gladly hide my certificate anytime you are around. Bro, you are a disgrace to all Nigerian graduates! including me.

2. If you are one of these paedophiles that use intimidation as a tool to getting young girls across social media, then by now you should know from this girl's response (and others) that you are in a wrong place.

3. If truly you are as old as you claimed, then you are a testimony to the statement that says "Maturity does not necessarily comes with age", as you lack decorum and diplomacy that is expected of older generations.

I am disappointed at your conduct here.
Thanks for talking to me just the way you talk to your father.. I appreciate.. But I bet my balls that refiner will not offer you her pussay for asslicking.. Refiner, Oya prove me wrong by offering this "cururu toad" your pussay, it won't still change your poor jamb score to 200...You still remain a failure..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 8:12pm On Mar 19, 2016
Geofavor:
Hello guys, is the exam still on?
the exam is over buh I read on myschool that those who wrote on the 27th, 29th and those who didn't write et al due to the cancellation of their centres will be called to retake the exam... Jamb is messed up joor!!!!

cc:PilotOz
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 8:14pm On Mar 19, 2016
nellybenn:
i have problem in my jamb result they fill in female instead of male
No remedy, Go for private part and breast surgery, change your dick to pussay and keep wearing a "bra" henceforth.. Congratulations, you're NOW a female...
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 8:19pm On Mar 19, 2016
Jlakeside:

Thanks for talking to me just the way you talk to your father.. I appreciate.. But I bet my balls that refiner will not offer you her pussay for asslicking.. Refiner, Oya prove me wrong by offering this "cururu toad" your pussay, it won't still change your poor jamb score to 200...You still remain a failure..

Lol
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by marjo: 8:25pm On Mar 19, 2016
ibadanfinest:


July

Unilag will send list of admitted to jamb so jamb can issue u provisional admission letter.

Thanks. one more question..... when will the letter come..... how will it come.... by email?

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