₦airaland Forum

Saladin25:
haha.... naso, the only people that get job before service without any hindrance na people wey they connected.

Elhayjay:
yes..but not forthcoming

donhils:
Only that he was so clueless because when your service year is extended, no more alawee for you.

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a 150k job after graduating.

400 level : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

LaurelP:
Help your fellow guys too, not just her becos she's a woman. I see numerous guys here looking for job yet u don't ask them these questions nor show the slightest pity.

LaurelP:
This is why we need guidance counsellors in our schools. Over 90percent of students in our high schools and tertiary institutions don't know anything about life outside the school.
They think that life always moves like this: Primary===>Secondary===>Tertiary===>NYSC===>Good Job===>Enjoyment.

The reality is that sometimes, you have to wait and endure at a particular point for years, especially after secondary school, and after NYSC. Only just a very infinitesimal number get it at a go without having to wait.

emusmith:
Even in pry schools?

Sempumping:
lately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still .....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria

Afrok:
haha... my bro the thing tire person. As I don see links for vacancies or graduate training programme like this, after clicking the link nah second requirements I dey stop. U know what the first and second requirements are?

1. A minimum of second class upper (2:1), fixed...
2. On completion of NYSC (hisses and close page)

danieloy4:
During University days: I want 150k job

NYSC: I think starting with 100k won't be a bad idea.

Now: Jes pay me any amount, I'm tired of staying at home.

Like if u are a Nigerian graduate and know what dis mean

Afrok:
as in ehn... the next reply will be, stop talking like that nah, u people no carry the same head.
My question will now be; no be the same thing dem don tell people wey dey my shoes?

Aroh48:
After Nysc,I stayed long before getting a job.I come dey think say dem dey follow me from village.My blood pressure come enter 3500/90,do u kn wht that means?I run enter motor go villa go warn my uncle make him leave me alone.The man was suprise.I later understand say na so country be.But ,thank God for my life now.

LastMumu:
This one can't even spell lalasticlala correctly. Chai Buhari, see wetin you don cause.

LastMumu:

Bros you no narrate the thing complete joor, Nigerian youths wishful thinking has always started from 100 level in school.

100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class!

200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1

300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a 150k job after graduating.

400 level : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.

NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad

After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience.

After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied!
Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied!
Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied!
Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied!
Bouncers needed in a popular night club in festac - applied!
Anything they see they just apply. As I dey now, I don apply for 5 different jobs just this morning alone and still counting.

CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE

Agu87:
where are u

WaffenSS:
What are your qualifications?

Sempumping:
Abuja