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| The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by benestico(op): 8:30am On Mar 20, 2016 |
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search"asyou'll be looking for what hit you. Oh!!! IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go home' and you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!! GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in yoruba land,regardlessof how caring your mother was, you would have encountered these slaps..... I know you're now laughing unless you're not a YORUBA but make sure you don't laugh alone..gud morning.
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| Re: The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by thaoriginator: 8:34am On Mar 20, 2016 |
Reminds me of Amala, gbegiri and ewedu with a large egufe.. Ibadan things |
| Re: The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by anuma1(m): 8:35am On Mar 20, 2016 |
ofe mmanu |
| Re: The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by derrick333(m): 8:52am On Mar 20, 2016 |
anuma1:Ajekutamamumi 1 Like |
| Re: The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by Dyt(f): 9:12am On Mar 20, 2016 |
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| Re: The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by ikubch(m): 10:10am On Mar 20, 2016 |
benestico:I laughed and tears roll out from my eyes. You are damn right. I think you are a good writer. Make a compilation of your write-ups 2 Likes |
| Re: The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by eyinjuege: 10:47am On Mar 20, 2016 |
Lol  Nice one. |
| Re: The Types Of Slaps Yoruba Mothers Gives And Their Effects by ivyT(f): 3:18pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Op's so right..#GodBlessOurMothers |
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