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This article is about NIGHT CLASS among students, night class is the act of going to the school environment for the purpose of reading TDB (Till Day Break), during this examination, i noticed that there are different categories of students that attend Night class.



1. THE READERS: The readers are the students that go for night classes with the true intention of reading, they go with their mind prepared that they will not sleep with strong determination, and they come with their charged lamps and also bring extra lamps, and support it with candles. These people read their books with full focus and seriousness, they are the EFIKO, they pull off their cloth and show their biscuit chest, and even scare the book they want to read. In short, these people are the true night class attendee.

2. THE SLEEPERS: These next category are the students that go for night class and just and sleep, they completely waste the entire night sleeping. One night like this, a student brought his bed from his hostel, yeah his bed, when he finished reading till 1am, he and babe slept on the bed till day break, another incident was a guy that was sleeping so hard that he started to snore so loud, he was disturbing the whole class that night, when we woke him up, he apologized and slept back again, only to return with a reinforced tone of snoring, the guy dey snore like cow. i was in a Class one night, I sat at the last seat of the class, one of my hostel mate came, sat down in the front row, he didn't see me, he guy joined the chairs and brought out his "Aso Ibora(Wrapper)" and slept from 11pm to 4:30am only to get to the hostel and boast to his friends of how he read like mad *olorun oshi*. is it by force to come to night class, why leave the comfort of your hostel and come and sleep on hard chairs.

3. THE CRUSADERS/NIGHT VIGIL: I am a Christian, and i support that you should be strong when it comes to prayer, but why would you come to a night class and turn the place to an avenue to cast and bind demons, it is very disturbing. During one of my night class experiences, some group of guys were having a group discussion, all of a sudden the guy began to cast all the demons from all the angle of the school, he even went further to lay hand on his friends for deliverance, they guy just turn night class to crusade. Some people even go further to be singing praises and clapping, forgetting that, that is the time some people assimilate better. Please be warned!!

4. THE JISTERS/TALKERTIVES: These people have no intention of reading at all, they only come to jist with their friends, some may read for 1 hour and after that they jist with their friends, this is mostly common to girls, they talk about very irrelevant things, few day ago some girls were talking about how their boyfriends have sex with them, and started to complain about her boyfriend does not satisfy her in bed enough, some gist about their dream marriage and husband.

5. THE MOVIE WATCHERS: These people come to school with big bags, you will think they have come with the entire text book in this life, only to seat where there is a socket, bring out their Laptops, plug earpiece and watch movies all night. When the movie is getting to them, you will hear sounds like "Ha!!!, don’t kill him now, Run jare!!, YE!!!".

6. THE MUSICIANS: These category of people come and plug in their earpiece, and start to sing so loud that they don’t know they are disturbing others, some people even go as far as miming a rap song in the night, if you want to sing go a recording studio don’t come and disturb people with your crooked voice.
7. THE STROLLERS: These type of people read for few minutes and stroll around the whole class, you will find them strolling from one class to another, u be security guard.

8. BABE HUNTERS: The mission of this people is to come to night class and scout for fine babe to collect number. You will find them moving from one class to another in search of girls; dey fit collect 10 girls phone number in just one night.

9. THE BANGERS: I intentionally talked about this category of people last. These people come for Night class to straff babes. One night a guy and a girl were reading at the back row with no light, when i looked back again, i realized that i can’t find the guy's hand again, i thought maybe be was handicap, only to look down and find the guy's hand in the girls skirt!!, another incident was a day i was just strolling around, and as I passed through a class hearing some funny tune, i light my touch to see what was happening, i never knew that fat girls can spread legs like that o!!, they had to beg me to off the lamp,*SMH in Slow motion*, anytime i see her in school, i just wave and smile at her. If you and your babe can hold yourself any longer, go Home!!! Don’t disturb serious minded people with absurd noise from your sex scene.

In conclusion, it is not by force to go for night class, some people assimilate better at home, don’t go for night class because your friends are also going.

SOURCE: http://bleechreport..com.ng/2016/03/this-article-is-about-night-class-in.html

you said 10 but I'm seeing only 9

has Tosyne2much approved the list ?

I went to night class to read.

whoa nice write up op

olihilistic:
you said 10 but I'm seeing only 9

has Tosyne2much approved the list ?

bro i'm waiting for you to add the 10th category na

omoyemirally:
I went to night class to read.

oya clap for yourself!!!

Princezoi:
bro i'm waiting for you to add the 10th category na

hmmmm I never enter school but by God's grace I go enter this April

tosyne2much:
Brilliant write-up oga Princezoi


10. The Xtra-Coolers


Just when everybody in the hostel thought they have gone to night class to devour their handouts, you will see them making phone calls from 12:30 till 4.00am after which they will read for one hour, pack their books and head to their hostels


I sight you jawe oga Olihilistic

thanks man, na your footstep i dey follow o!!!

tosyne2much:
Brilliant write-up oga Princezoi


10. The Xtra-Coolers


Just when everybody in the hostel thought they have gone to night class to devour their handouts, you will see them making phone calls from 12:30 till 4.00am after which they will read for one hour, pack their books and head to their hostels


I sight you jawe oga Olihilistic

oga tosyne2much never fails to do what I want to read. hanks bro

nice write up by OP

which mod i go call now to help me move my Ministry to frontpage o!!!

Lol, nice write up..
op, correct your talkative

Lalasticlacla

Olajumoke, Snake and Tonto Dike

10. THE NAIRALANDERS: The op is in this category. They go to night class to observe what goes on so that they can open a thread on nairaland. They spend the whole night on nairaland

category 11

op belongs to these set of people. These people monitors and records activities of people coming to night classes and place them into their respective strata.

Number 10......those that do occultic meetings