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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by ooyeniyi6: 11:47am On Mar 22, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 11:49am On Mar 22, 2016
Teeeestone:
Smiles..agbarakaka sink omoale ara re fi jade pelu 3.1 in unilag oooo
Bia, isi a di gi nma, ara gba gbue gi 100times for that statement..Oloriburuku ma leleyi ke.. I graduated from University of Tennessee, Knoxville in 1986, I was funded all through my education years by Tennessee board of reagent and school community.. A full tuition waiver in first year with a graduate assistantship paying annual stipend(renewable) of $11k, a research assistantship funded by NSERC and My professor all through the remaining years..

Shey o le pe baba to bi e lomo ni omo ale?.. Oloshi omokekere
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by ooyeniyi6: 11:51am On Mar 22, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Koats14(m): 12:06pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Hello All,

I've not been trying to discourage you all but to tell you to buckle up instead of blaming the examination governing body. Yes I know Jamb has not been trying to improve from their lacklustre and incompetency BUT I've seen a extremely good result from a jamb candidate this year even with this jamb ineptness y'all shouting. What work for Mr A might not work for Mr B but Mr B should look for an alternative and stop blaming one for his failure...

August 21, 1983 I failed an exam at first attempt, but I studied extensively hard thereafter. I passed the exam on second attempt and I celebrated by fuccking a well-shaved, clean and nice pussay..
i wonder the kind exam you dey write on Sunday..Sunday school entrance exam? #Fake_Life

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Millex(m): 12:10pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:

Bia, isi a di gi nma, ara gba gbue gi 100times for that statement..Oloriburuku ma leleyi ke.. I graduated from University of Tennessee, Knoxville in 1986, I was funded all through my education years by Tennessee board of reagent and school community.. A full tuition waiver in first year with a graduate assistantship paying annual stipend(renewable) of $11k, a research assistantship funded by NSERC and My professor all through the remaining years..

Shey o le pe baba to bi e lomo ni omo ale?.. Oloshi omokekere

Would first like to apologise for speaking like a child.
Sorry to say sir, it makes it hard for anyone to give you the due respect you request. Your words and uttering makes you sound like a young teenager. Please address the way you talk and maybe people would accord you the respect of your status.
Enjoy your day sir.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 12:11pm On Mar 22, 2016
VERTER:
Everybody keep ur heads low,both riffles&shakabulas(hunter's gun)are being shot at the moment.THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT
@lalasticlala seun fynestboi pls close dis thread .
@homosapien open a new thread for p-utme.COURT ARISE
OBJECTION MY LORD!!!

the thread is still useful until all postutme forms re out.... most peeps are changing their courses and would require assistance from the distinguished members of this thread

overrule this and I'll hunt you down.... ah swear!angrygrin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by McPicnic(m): 12:22pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:

Bia, isi a di gi nma, ara gba gbue gi 100times for that statement..Oloriburuku ma leleyi ke.. I graduated from University of Tennessee, Knoxville in 1986, I was funded all through my education years by Tennessee board of reagent and school community.. A full tuition waiver in first year with a graduate assistantship paying annual stipend(renewable) of $11k, a research assistantship funded by NSERC and My professor all through the remaining years..

Shey o le pe baba to bi e lomo ni omo ale?.. Oloshi omokekere


Come who is this man sef? You are succeeding in derailing this trend. No more useful info here because of your bullshit comments. Do us a favour by getting the fvck outta here asap. lalasticlala pls come to the rescue
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 12:51pm On Mar 22, 2016
Koats14:
i wonder the kind exam you dey write on Sunday..Sunday school entrance exam? #Fake_Life
Dammn!!.. Haven't you witnessed any exams done on Sundays?.. OmG!!. What a Sunday school boy you are.. Lemme restrict your search to naija only.. There is one examination centre in Lagos at Obanikoro/Palmgrove side, They call it JKK.. Go there and ask if they conduct GRE or TOEFL exams on Sundays or NOT.. Or go to French Connection centre at Lekki and ask the same question. Then come back with your feed back..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 12:59pm On Mar 22, 2016
McPicnic:



Come who is this man sef? You are succeeding in derailing this trend. No more useful info here because of your bullshit comments. Do us a favour by getting the fvck outta here asap. lalasticl ala pls come to the rescue
Address me like your biological father, if I'm not older than him, I'm as old as him...
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 1:01pm On Mar 22, 2016
Millex:

Would first like to apologise for speaking like a child.
Sorry to say sir, it makes it hard for anyone to give you the due respect you request. Your words and uttering makes you sound like a young teenager. Please address the way you talk and maybe people would accord you the respect of your status.
Enjoy your day sir.
Noted son.. You still have a functioning brain unlike some other "cururu alebiosu" on this thread..

Your head is valid
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by McPicnic(m): 1:26pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:

Address me like your biological father, if I'm not older than him, I'm as old as him...

ur father there!!

don't u ever compare ur god forsaking self with my father, if u need relevance go look 4 it elsewhere n not in a trend 4 jambites. fool always looking 4 a sir. God punish u there if u ever compare ur useless being with my father again
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by DAV001(m): 1:55pm On Mar 22, 2016
PLS YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP THROWING INSULTIVE WORDS AT YOURSELF. GOD DOES NOT WANT THAT!

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Mrjiz(m): 2:05pm On Mar 22, 2016
Hawlahscho:


as competitive as it is, you have a very very minute chance
tnx
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Mrjiz(m): 2:05pm On Mar 22, 2016
Hawlahscho:


as competitive as it is, you have a very very minute chance
tnx
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bawz012(m): 2:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
I URGE ALL serious and informed member pls Kindly IGNORE the TROLL on these thread.

Ur replies to him is also tantamount to derailing the thread.

Let's all try to ignore the 51 yrs old GRANDPA. And move on with necessary info.


thanks.

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bawz012(m): 2:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
I URGE ALL serious and informed member to pls Kindly IGNORE the TROLL on these thread.

Ur replies to him is also tantamount to derailing the thread.

Let's all try to ignore the 51 yrs old GRANDPA. And move on with necessary info.


thanks.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by warrydan: 2:33pm On Mar 22, 2016
Guys...add up (unilag aspirants)....08024444704 ...ull b added to a group chat where infos will be given time to time from experience...we ll guide you through post utme...with all our possible best..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Specialbaby(f): 2:38pm On Mar 22, 2016
Hello all!



Is jamb change of institution out?my sister went to the bank yesterday but was told the form is not yet out for sale,what's wrong?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 2:59pm On Mar 22, 2016
Koats14:
i wonder the kind exam you dey write on Sunday..Sunday school entrance exam? #Fake_Life
I tink say na only me check am.

One small boy go cme here to play nonsense play, and derail d thread.


I am actually following diz thread; pls if u have any info on A.B.U, drop it.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bawz012(m): 3:20pm On Mar 22, 2016
All ABU aspirant can follow this thread...
www.nairaland.com/2597512/abu-here-come-2016-2017
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jessidaisy4(f): 5:18pm On Mar 22, 2016
Specialbaby:
Hello all!



Is jamb change of institution out?my sister went to the bank yesterday but was told the form is not yet out for sale,what's wrong?
I was told the same thing at a jamb approved centre
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Specialbaby(f): 5:29pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jessidaisy4:
I was told the same thing at a jamb approved centre
there is hope then!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by RobinHez(m): 6:36pm On Mar 22, 2016
grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 7:24pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:

Your first sentence is OK, but I hate the subsequent sentences.. [size=35pt]Can you call your daddy a foool? [/size] Don't forget I'm celebrating my 51st birthday today. And what's wrong with my children typing all these "fucck" word?.. Thank God all my 3children are male and I know how they tear pusssy regularly in their rooms. I could remember vividly when my first son (a Unilag graduate) brought a girl home, after she greeted me in the sitting room, the other voice of hers I heard was in my son's room.. Shouting "My womb!!, my womb,!! Egbami ooo!!, ori iya mi ooo!!!,. My wife was scared that her son had damage someone's womb BUT I was just laughing that this guy look exactly like his father.. He isn't a bastard.. So why shouldn't my children see me type fucck when they know their papa is a big slammer of pusssy?.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME


No.
I cant call my father a f00l simply because he is not.

I called you a f00l just because you are.

SIMPLE AND STRAIGHT.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 7:29pm On Mar 22, 2016
Teeeestone:
Smiles.. agbarakaka sini omo ale ara re fi jade pelu 3.1 in unilag oooo

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 7:34pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:

Bia, isi a di gi nma, ara gba gbue gi 100times for that statement..Oloriburuku ma leleyi ke.. I graduated from University of Tennessee, Knoxville in 1986, [size=35pt]I was funded all through my education years by Tennessee board of reagent and school community.. A full tuition waiver in first year with a graduate assistantship paying annual stipend(renewable) of $11k, a research assistantship funded by NSERC[/size] and My professor all through the remaining years..

Shey o le pe baba to bi e lomo ni omo ale?.. Oloshi omokekere




Eeya

Did your parents die when you were young

Agba ofifo.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 7:35pm On Mar 22, 2016
Koats14:
i wonder the kind exam you dey write on Sunday..Sunday school entrance exam? #Fake_Life

Brutality!!!

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 7:40pm On Mar 22, 2016
Does anyone here know the cutoff mark of UNIABUJA
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 7:41pm On Mar 22, 2016
Lol. You Guys Should Leave The Old Man Alone
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:04pm On Mar 22, 2016
Hawlahscho:





Eeya

Did your parents die when you were young

Agba ofifo.
Damnn!.. Son, Concentration gradient of funds is shown to applicant with outstanding result.. A good GRE , good TOEFL, good SOP, good cgpa, good recommendations from lecturers(preferably professors), an undergraduate research publications, are criteria needs to be met to get that... You know, funds is being given to people that losses their families in your village. grin grin.. Now I believe its a disease if someone is NOT exposed.. Many of your mates are in good US/Canada university but you're here begging to enter Oduduwa university..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:08pm On Mar 22, 2016
Specialbaby:
Hello all!



Is jamb change of institution out?my sister went to the bank yesterday but was told the form is not yet out for sale,what's wrong?
Also a jambite?.. YOU? shocked shocked shocked.. Oh my God

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Specialbaby(f): 9:24pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:

Also a jambite?.. YOU? shocked shocked shocked.. Oh my God
please read and comprehend before quoting,i said,my sister,not me!

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